Archive for November, 2008

GOP Gives Ice Queen The Big Chill…

Friday, November 7th, 2008

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The other side of the election is the massive fail for McCAIN and his ice queen, SARAH PALIN. The wheels are falling off this ride faster than I don’t know what. McCAIN will still be rich and since he is in the twilight of his life he can just return to the Senate and keep stealing money the way he has for the last two decades.

It doesn’t look like SARAH PALIN will be as lucky to retain her fiefdom. The G.O.P. vultures are swirling as you read this drop. They want to throw someone under the bus and it looks like it will be PALIN and her clan.

Strains Between McCain and Palin Aides Go Public. This story revolves around the charges that SARAH PALIN overextended the campaign budget for her wardrobe. I’m curious as to how one can spend so much and still look so frumpy. I know chicks that hit up the $10 dress spot on Dyckman and come out looking like video ho’s, er, models.

There have been charges flung from anonymous mouthpieces that PALIN could not identify the countries involved in NAFTA. That to me sounds like about more than half of this country. Our politicians are represntative of who we are, and what we are as a nation. Although SARAH PALIN did seem to just fall out of the sky she is by no means an anomaly of the American political body. That should be evident by the fact that her teenage daughter got pregnant.

Speaking of BRISTOL PALIN… Let’s see what happens with her “pregnancy” in another few months.

At the end of the day it is JOHN McCAIN who is to blame for not properly vetting his vice presidential nominee. I’m sure the McCAIN camp doesn’t want to hear that but just like the tagline for the website reads: You Can’t Handle The Truth.

BUCKSHOT IZ BACK ON TRACK…

Thursday, November 6th, 2008

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The Boot Camp Clik is back in the building at the Knitting Factory this Saturday 11.08.08.

Black Moon and Smif-N-Wessun will perform a gang of their classic tracks with a live band backing them up. Classic Hip-Hop will be in the building. Check out this lineup of hits…

‘Who Got The Props’
‘How Many Emcees’
‘I Gotcha Opin’
‘Buck Em Down’
‘Black Smif N Wessun’
‘Shit is Real’
‘U Da Man’
‘BUCKTOWN’
‘Stand Strong’
‘Let’s Get It On’
‘Wontime’
‘Timz N Hood Check’
‘Wreckonize’
‘Sound Bwoy Bureill’

Knitting Factory
74 Leonard Street, NYC
Doors 9pm

What Ever Happened To Pr0n And Rap?

Thursday, November 6th, 2008

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BILLY X. SUNDAY says “Bring back B.E.T. Uncut!”

Of all the shitty things that Black Entertainment Television has brought to the game… I LOLz whenever I say “the game” since it makes no fucking sense. What game? Who the fuck cares? The GAME!

Of all the shitty programming that Black Entertainment television brought to our eyeholes there was at least on program which had some redeeming qualities. B.E.T.’S after-hours program Uncut was where you could see some raw shit go down on a creative level. That is where I saw my homey, the Mighty Casey, premiere his video for the song ‘White Girlz’. Casey was a visionary. Now if he had made a video called Hawaiian Girlz he would have been from outer space. Those are the baddest bitches on the planet. In my mind I was flown out to Hawaii in the G.O.O.D. music corporate jet for a listening session of 808’s & Heartbreaks. When I arrived this sexy Hawaiian chick put a lei on me and then I went to my hotel and she and her crew put a lay on me.

I have Technicolor dreams and that is why I stay winning on you chumps. But check it, the point of this drop is what ever happened to the tremendous synergy between the pr0n industry and cRap music? Did the trillion dollar skin flick game decide that they would lose money by hooking up with rappers? Methinks so. Here it is you can’t even give away good rap albums nowadays but fools are buying up pr0n like pussy was about to go extinct. If you were a struggling a rapper with a two pound cock my advice would be to smarten up and get into the movie business. Word to Magic Johnson. [ll] to weighing another man’s johnson. [ll] to a man named Magic Johnson.

88 Keys new album the ‘The Death Of Adam’ is a celebration of the vagina. Let’s face it, what is on everybody’s minds nowadays – the vagina. Didn’t the visionary lady scarf wearing rapper Jim Jones just preview his new album on some performance art steez a la ‘Vagina Monologues’? I swear I read that from Miss Info somewhere. Anyhoo, I just watched the ‘Pop Champagne’ remix video with DipSet and they were pouring champagne all over each other’s tight white tee shirts and I realized that this video needed to have some x-rated shit in it instead of these dudes pouring liquor on each other like Tupac did to those hoes in that Jodeci video.

BTW, you already know that I hate Tupac’s rapping ability, but can we all agree that pouring champagne on ho’s >>>> pouring champagne on bros? I give Tupac points for at least that.

So what do you humps think chased the pr0n industry away from cRap music?

Was it all the misogyny and violence?

Or was there a shortage of talent?

If you know what I’m saying?

[ll] to this entire drop.

SNEAKER FIENDS UNITE!

Thursday, November 6th, 2008

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Editor’s note: Grand Master is the official SFU overseas rep. Back in the states from a summer tour of East Asia he tells us the results of the hunt. For any true SFU fan the hunt is always an integral part of the shoe. Let’s listen in to his story of SFU glory…

Before we kick this drop off, I’d like to greet all the faithful with some words from the god emcee:

It’s been a long time. I shouldn’t have left you, without some hot kicks to step through.

Word? Word.

This one is for the real heads out there. If you are a real SFU head, you know that heat is not necessarily equated with exclusivity, rareness, or sticker price. That is not a graph whose equation we are interested in charting today.

A real SFU head laughs at those $500 Tier 0 Quickstrike all-night line-ups. He (or she, we at SFUniversity are equal-opportunity heat rockers) simply heads back to the closet a/k/a the ice box (no OMARION) and pulls the heat out the batcave. The joints he found marked down to $50 (and hustled down to $35 cash and a dap) at the local corner sneaker store named Footloose or Sneaker Stop or some such. The ones that ain’t no one – ain’t no one – gonna have on tap for the low except you, because you are a Sneaker Fiend. Salut.

This one is for y’all.

Two weekends ago, I in the company of a few others of select character, hit up a Saturday morning road trip. The destination: Clinton Premium Outlets, on Exit 63 of Interstate 95. Other than a quick excursion into the ‘Lo store (more on that later), the objective was clear and distinct: Nike Factory Store.

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You will not be finding no Quickstrikes at a Nike Factory Store. You will not be finding no Tier 0’s, or anything designed by Hiroshi Fujiwara. This is not about quality, this is a strict celebration of gross quantity. As I stepped up and scanned the clearance shelves (the lowest of the back-end rejects), my eyeholes were met with a wide succession of last season’s garish GR (general release) Court Forces, Air Max side-line spinoffs, and last-year’s mid-level ball shoes.

But you got to dig through a heap of dirt to get to the gold nugget, right?

And on this particular weekend, the paydirt was a slew of sample shoes that just hit the racks fresh from the frontlines. Sample shoes are the joints that Nike gets early from the factory – before beginning mass production – and sends around to retailers so as to prep them for the upcoming season. They are only made in Men’s size 9 and, due to being pre-production samples, never go on sale in stores. After they make the rounds and everyone gives the OK, sample shoes are hidden away, any tiny corrections in the manufacturing process are made, and the colorway/material combinations are kept on lock until the proper time for them to come out.

As for the leftover samples? Well, they wind up in places like the Clinton Nike Factory Store, more-or-less none the worse for wear, and get discounted deeply enough that even a bargain hunter (and what sneaker fiend – what fiend, period – isn’t?) is ready to copp two on the low.

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Among this varied selection, I found three pair that would make worthy additions to the stash: two premium Court Force lows and a Air Max 1 Premium SP.

Court Force lows are boring shoes, I’m not going to stunt on you like they aren’t. The profile, the materials, the broad lack of inspiration… to me, the CF’s had always been the back-country cousins of the AF1, decent folk with a general deficit in the area of looks + education. But these joints right here had that sizzle on, that inexpressible quality of a definite neck-snapper. Premium materials (snakeskin leather and some kind of bumpy reptile skin), proper colorways, and deluxe laces spell out Must Cop. And with a markdown to $59.99 – and then clearance to $39.99 – I had to go with at least one of these. Thank God I wear size 9’s (8.5, but a half-size up is nothing when you have a habit to support).

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These were aiight. I tentatively considered adopting these into the family as the Phoenix or John Blazes…

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But the material on the ankle region of these were the kicker. I am a gullible fool for anything with a little texture to it, and these have that in spades.

The crew I was rolling with that Saturday told me that these were some straight up Holiday cheer kicks, but given the reptile leathers used and the mellow deep green of the toebox, I am calling these the Jurassic Parks (a/k/a the Dinosaur Sr.’s, eff a Nike SB premium).

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I know the J.P.’s may be a little gaudy, but they are a pair guaranteed to grow on you. Factor in the price, and we have some err’day beaters with some not-so-common flavor. Chea!

I was winning the argument with myself to copp both Court Forces when this pair bodyslammed me from the next rack over. Now, one of my cardinal rules for kicks is simple: no white-on-whites. In fact, no anything-on-whites. With the overall nasty attitude of the New England winter, there is absolutely no reason for me to be caught messing around with anything that gets dirty easy: it’s a no-win situation. But this pair of Air Max 1 Premium SP’s was so fire that I knew I had to break my rules of engagement. Maybe I lost a little something that day; but I have faith that my sacrifice ultimately resulted in the greater sneaker good. And who would I be to deny that?

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These AM1’s come out the gate bussin’ heads and acting rowdy. You got your demure white-on-white colorway juxtaposed with a straight raunchy selection of materials: full-grain leather, woven leather, perforated inner. And did I mention that the soles are silver? These are the subtle heat. No white after Labor Day is what they say… but come springtime, these will be in full effect with a properly crispy white fitted and some outright contagious light-washed denims.

I tried to say some words with the NIKE sales associate at the register about cutting even further into the MSRP on these joints due to some light scuffing, but they didn’t hear me though. I knew I could prA’li push it with them, but it wasn’t worth it. At $80 for two pair, I could let them have this one. As I pushed out the door, shopping bag in hand, I was already mentally composing this drop. Grand Master is, after all, for the kids internets. Each one teach one.

In between mental victory laps, though, I did manage to drop by the ‘Lo store and copp a $250 Polo lambs’ wool cardigan marked down to $90 (150 – 30% – 15%).

The lesson for the day has two words. Stay winning.

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Peace SFU Family,

Grand Master

SNEAKER FIENDS UNITE!

Wednesday, November 5th, 2008

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I’d like to think that LeBRON JAMES got the inspiration for his ‘Fruity Pebbles’ sneakers from some of my discussions that were overheard at the NIKE iD lab at 255 Elizabeth. Let’s face it, who in the sneaker name game is as futuristic as me? Exactly.

What I can’t front on is the production quality of the LeBRON commercials. When they are serious about being dramatic they get it right. When they are serious about not being serious they murder it. Peep the long form commercial for the 6’s (the sixth in the series of LeBRON’s signature basketball shoe).