Archive for November, 2008

Spread Love To Labias…

Friday, November 14th, 2008

labia spreader

If you leave women alone for a minute they lose their fucking minds. Even the most beautiful woman on the planet has to be complimented daily or she will start tripping. Take for instance our good friend Marvelous Mo. If someone didn’t tell her everyday that she was gorgeous you know she would have her face tatted up like MIKE TYSON. I think women were this way always.

So I just found out that the latest trend in cosmetic surgery is for a part of the body that no one hardly sees and whoever is looking directly at it already realizes the inherent beauty of it.

Labiaplasty bitches!

WTF is going on ladies? Having cosmetic surgery on the pussy lips is officially crazy. Don’t you bitches know that you don’t have to PAY for this? Just move to Africa. It’s called genital mutilation. The only chick that should be having reconstructive pussy surgery is the bitch that formerly owned a penis. Put duct tape over the pause button for that one.

I remember when I found out that women were bleaching their asscracks and I thought that was crazy, but this shit is straight retarded.

retahd Word ’em up chumps!

By the way, even though OBAAMA was elected president some of you may still work for white that doesn’t want to see a Black man give it good to a snowflake so watch that last link.

Anyhoo, y’all ladies need to fall back on all this cosmetic surgery. Don’t let these pimp surgeons let you think you aren’t absolutely beautiful exactly as you are.

Saggy pussy lips and the whole nine.

Cotton Comes To Harlem…

Friday, November 14th, 2008

acg x vault

I had invites to three events in Manhattan last night and all were going down at the same exact time from 7pm-10pm.

1) T.I. LAUNCHES A CLOTHING LINE CALLED AKOO
Music industry starfuckers

2) XXL x FILA @ FILA STORE
Magazine industry starfuckers

3) NIKE ACG @ THE VAULT, HARLEM
Sneakerfiends united

I chose door number three.

Why?

Because NIKE was bringing their ass all the way uptown and at the end of the day I am a sneaker fiend. Yeah, I have a retarded Ralph Lauren collection also along with way too many action figures and comic books, but if I had the choice to be in a room with some of the most beautiful people in this city I would still choose to be around “my people”. For NIKE to spend some money in the ‘hood and not just at the stores on 125th, but the ‘hood is saying something about the realization of Black spending power and conversely, Black style.

This is where I belonged on this night. No pretensions and no industry people with hate in their blood. No obama (open bar) either for the kid although they did cater the party with some righteous soul food. Better yet, sole food. Catfish, scrimps, real mac-n-cheese, candied yams and collards. Somebody needed to yell “church” up in that motherfucker. The message for today party people is to know your lane, stay inside of it, and play it to the fullest. In that way there will never be too much on your plate.

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SOLE FOOD

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HARLEM SHAKERS

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SNEAKR FATHR

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PAPER CHASR

SNEAKER FIENDS UNITE!

Thursday, November 13th, 2008

archives

The SFU NYC Tour goes down this weekend!

12:00pm @ the big clock in Grand Central Station.

Let’s meet and greet for a minute then get on our ways since we have a lot of ground to cover.

If you don’t have my math make sure you let me know in the comments / e-mail.

DP Is Heavy In The Streets…

Thursday, November 13th, 2008

court st

Friday nights are usually banana bread. This week is no different. Okay, the parties are different. The outcome is still the same. DP will be in the streets.

Holler at’cha boy if you see him.

younity

YOUNITY presents…

HEART & SOUL Exhibition and Book Launch WRAP PARTY

This is your last chance to catch the legendary 30ft. graffiti mural collaboration between Lady Pink, ACB, NIZ, Toofly, AM, Sofia, Aiko Nagawa, Diva, Jaquee, Jen 1 and QA. Next stop is Berlin.

Friday 11.14.08
ALPHABETA
70 Greenpoint Ave
(G train to Greenpoint Ave)
7-10pm – FREE

No RSVP required

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HUSTLENOMICS presents…

The 5th Annual HUSTLENOMICS Art Exhibition

Theme: Politricks

Hustlenomics Collective provides annual events for artists in the areas of photography, visual art, design, and print media . The collective represents talented up and coming Artists from the Bay Area, California to all boroughs of New York City. Each year the Hustlenomics collective organizes an exhibtion for the artists to showcase their art in an environment that honors honesty, culture, and the struggle. The Hustlenomics annual event has been successful in providing artists who normally don’t have this outlet, a space to shine and feel empowered.

Friday 11.14.08
M1-5
52 Walker Street, NYC
btwn Church Street & Broadway
(N/Q/R/W or 6 trains to Canal)
7pm – 9pm FREE
$5 – $20 sliding scale after 9pm

Oh, and yeah, a performance from Blitz Ambassador and his full ensemble.

The Association Is LOVETASTIC!

Wednesday, November 12th, 2008

nba china

Basketball is the global game now. My sincere apologies to futbol. However, let’s give credit where credit is due. Millions of people play soccer around the world, but basketball is now the shit in China and they have a billion people living in their country. Do the math on how many club teams can come out of the Qinghai province alone. Trust me, it’s alot.

I like to watch NBA basketball still even though my Knicks are asshatting through this season, except for JAMAL CRAWFORD. My biggest hurdle for catching Association tilts is the fact that I don’t have cable service at the moment. There was a lost payment (or several) that didn’t make it to JIM DOLAN, the Knicks owner’s other company; Cablevision. I’m calling this a protest for the poor management of NYC’s beloved basketball team.

I actually plan to pay my bill soon though because I don’t think I can afford to go through the entire season watching games at the place I go to now. I visit my favorite Chinese takeout kitchen to peep the games since the owner is a super NBA fan. Sonn bought the NBA Season Ticket or League Pass or whatevs its called. Dude is a hardbody Rockets fan thanks to MING YAO. I hope the Rockets make it to the Finals this year. Because I know KENNY will be giving me a free order of his bulletproof fried chicken wings.

The Association is pork fried ricetastic!