Archive for December, 2008

Not For Long Down To Wire…

Monday, December 8th, 2008

dropped

Yaaaaaaay!

The final weeks of the the NFL football season, and more importantly, the DP Dot Com Football Pool, are coming to a close. I’m excited that we may have a final week of several teams all within 7pts of each other. That would be crazy.

The thing I’m learning about picking winners in the football pool is that the less you know about the game and it’s history the better your picks can be. My problem is that as a Cowboys fan I let my favor of them cloud the decisions I make in the pool. I have wanted the Giants to lose all season and they haven’t done too much of that. Conversely, I have wanted the Cowboys to win all season, and they haven’t done too much of that.

Good luck to all the people still submitting their picks in December. I also plan on awarding the team that had the most correct picks in a single weekend so get in where you fit in.

POLITRICKS 2008: Carded At The Door…

Monday, December 8th, 2008

obaama

Don’t confirm those plans to attend the presidential inauguration in January just yet. There is a fringe movement to unseat OBAAMA on the basis that he isn’t really a natural born American citizen. I’m pretty sure he was birthed naturally, as opposed to C-section, but the debate is over whether he was born in these United States. Slate online mag picks up the controversy…

Change They Can Litigate

This story is being pushed forward by a group that was at one time near and dear to my heart – the 9-11 conspiracy theorists. If these people think that BARACK OBAAMA is foreigner (no I Want To Know What Love Is) then they really are nutjobs. Don’t you think grimey ass HILARY RODHAM would have pulled that rabbit out of her twat already? Chea.

This sounds like a perfect storm for which to create a national ID card in order to keep people’s info centralized and controlled. Birth certificate x Social Security info x IRS statement all in one handy place, namely the hand via RFID implant. In this way we can just scan the right hands of presidential candidates before they place them on the bible, or Ko’ran, or whatever.

Geeked Out & Freaked Out…

Sunday, December 7th, 2008

stormtrooper wedges

Would my head explode like the Death Star if Chocolate Snowflake were to wear these ‘Stormtrooper’ wedge heels?

No.

But if she were to go to the lengths that this, er, lady went to fulfill her fanboy’s fantasies…

spotted at Gizmodo via Kontraband

From Kings Come Queens…

Saturday, December 6th, 2008

bklyn bridge

First Saturday @ The Brooklyn Museum of Art
sponsored by Target. Holla.

?uestlove presents… The Lesson
Props to Ian(Eon) and GabeRockka

Target is a ghetto ass store at the crossroads of Atlantic and Flatbush Avenues, but no one was shot at Target over the Thanksgiving holidays. No one was trampled either. I fucks with Target on the regulack. Their prices be meh, but I like the scene of all these young mature people dressed up getting they shop on.

This is Brooklyn. Home to the wolves. And to the first civilized man. The first kings reside in Kings county. They live in Farragut houses. Walt Whitman houses. Breevort houses. Notice I said houses and not projects. Projects are experiments and tasks. Who wants to be that? Fuck all of this philosophy. Brooklyn has the broads just waiting to find someone to help them get their mind right.

One yourself if you aren’t at the Brooklyn Museum of Art tonight.

Or Target…

10xDEEP Holiday Party

Saturday, December 6th, 2008

10xDeep

10xDEEP Holiday Party

DJ sets provided by…
Jus Ske
Pase Rock
Million $ Mano

Weds 12.10.08 @ 10pm

Element
225 Houston St. (& Essex)

Free Gift Bags
Open Bar from 10 – 11 pm.
Avoid the lines and get there early!

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