Archive for January, 2009

EVERYBODY COUNTS…

Tuesday, January 27th, 2009

hope 2009

The Dept. of Homeless Services HOPE 2009 project went down last night. HOPE stands for the Homeless Outreach Population Estimate. The purpose being to create a point in time estimate of the homeless people living in the city so that services can be given to the areas that need it the most.

I participate in the survey every year because I consider myself on the cusp of homelessness. Bigger than living paycheck to paycheck is also the sense that if I needed shelter I would have no place to turn. That isn’t actually the case, but I like to act like it is so that I stay on my grizzly and I remain thankful for all the things that I do have. Can you even fathom someone living outdoors during this time of year? These are nights not fit for man nor beast.

I took on the role of team leader with my surveying group since I was the only one with the gift of gab. You have to know how to approach people in the ‘hood at 2am. As Chris Rock has previously identified most folks on the streets at 2am are up to no good. You don’t want to jump out on folks on some funny style shit because you will get nathan. Maybe some crazy eyes, but mostly nathan.

In the middle of our survey they base office sent a press team out to watch us complete the survey. They were like a bunch of folks who moved to New York City from Iowa. Even the Black dude from NY1 News who grew up in St. Albans seemed to be a bit of a greenhorn. No disrespect to the brother’s naivete because that is what you get when you leave the ‘hood to go to college and better yourself.

At least the brother was kind enough to put me in his segment that they broadcast. If you live or work in New York City you might should want to turn on your TV to channel 1. I get my Obama stump speech on where I tell people why they should feel a sense of obligation to volunteer for endeavors like HOPE 2009, or anything that is community related. Finally we have overcome Black people. The news is now featuring African Americans that have some intelligent shit to say.

NY1 News

Nike Sportswear Hall Of Fame: HARRY CARSON

Monday, January 26th, 2009

carson

The Nike Sportswear NYC Hall of Fame is about the best thing in the world I can think of right now. Everything I love to talk about is all in the same building. NYC sports legends, Nike products and ballpark concessions food. I unfortunately OD’d on the Cracker Jacks and hot dogs at this last session. Next time I will definitely say “No Mas!”

CHRIS ISENBERG is the host for these interviews and where I felt like CHRIS didn’t hit his marks with DWIGHT ‘Doc’ GOODEN he scored with this session’s icon, HARRY CARSON. Ultimately, it wasn’t CHRIS’s fault but some athletes are very reserved and need encouragement to speak publicly, while some jocks are happily jocular and will talk for hours on end about a topic. I’m sorry I missed the AMANI TOOMER session last month.

HARRY CARSON was the anchor of the New York Giants football team that may have had one of the single greatest seasons in pro football history. The 1986 New York Giants were such an incredible, irresistible force on the field because their defense dominated teams in every aspect of play. I’m still surprised that sportswriters don’t mention this team in the same breaths as the classic Steelers, Bears and Ravens squads. HARRY CARSON played alongside GEORGE MARTIN, LEONARD MARSHALL, MARK HAYNES, CARL BANKS, ELVIS PATTERSON and possibly thr greatest defensive player of all time – LAWRENCE TAYLOR.

HARRY CARSON was funny and serious. It was interesting to listen to him recount his early years with the Giants and then their emergence as the dominant defensive team they became. He recalled his friendships with head coach BILL PARCELLS and the mercurial superstar that TAYLOR had become under the bright lights. CARSON even credited JIM BURT with creating the “Gatorade splash” that was made popular during their 1986 title season. More than anything else HARRY CARSON defied the notion of linebackers and their personalities. He was someone I could have listened to for hours on end.

carson

Rock Band’s Newest Guitar Hero…

Monday, January 26th, 2009

weezyscratch

Since the beginning of Hip-Hop all rappers ever wanted to be were rock stars. Like him or not, and I don’t like him, Lil’ Wayne is a rock star. he is trashing hotels with his entourage all the while hopped up on homemade narcotics and sleeping pills. I thought he would be gone by now, but he only seems to be getting bigger by the day.

I found myself liking the song ‘Prom Queen’ which I posted below after I heard it on Nah’Right. Even with the New Music Cartel tags throughout the song it still made my head nod. The lyrics are fine too so that means that Wayne didn’t write them. ‘Prom Queen’ is the story of young, unrequited love and the feeling of exultation when you see that person later in life and they are all fucked the fuck up. It is a song that triumphs in the downfall of a woman who sought love with the wrong men.

If you are thinking that is an effed up theme to champion you are right. I don’t agree with the song’s message, but as a sign of our culture it is clearly on point and in step with our overall lack of humanity. The music also rocks.

Shout out to 2DopeBoyz and the New Music Cartel

Barack Obama’s Brave New World…

Monday, January 26th, 2009

brave new world

Last week while everyone was swaying to the beat of ‘My President Is Black’ and most folks were under the inaugural glow the Food and Drug Administration gave the greenlight to federally funding projects for stem cell research. This has been a controversial issue for the previous administration since stem cells are derived from human embryos. The embryos have to be destroyed in order for the cells to be extracted.

The promise that this research has been foretelling will be a futuristic leap in the healing and repair of degenerative human organs like the kidneys, liver, lungs and even the heart. Scientists believe that stem cells can repair the nerve damage and paralysis suffered by people with spinal cord injuries. What many adversaries of this technology fear is the creation of a system for human cloning. I don’t see how we can’t pursue cloning in our effort to eventually put our middle fingers up to GOD.

Science fiction has taught me many things and one thing consistently, that is the human condition in its worst state is one part hubris and the other part insanity. There is no way under heaven that this technology will not be used for bad shit. We just aren’t capable as a species of not effing something the eff up. My only hope, my only prayer, is that another one of GOD’s innumerable beautiful creations comes to this planet soon to devour us all like the shrimp feast at Red Lobster.

SEPARATED AT BIRTH: Everybody Hates Mario…

Sunday, January 25th, 2009

chris mario

Thanks to TheFlyGirl