Archive for May, 2009

ROOTS YORK CITY…

Wednesday, May 20th, 2009

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For one night every week the Roots crew from Philadelphia takes over NYC. They invite some of their friends and people they barely even know to grace the stage with them at the Highline Ballroom. The Roots Jam Session is only $10 and there is nowhere else in New York that you can get this level of artistry for that small amount of money.

Every night that I have attended the Jam Session I have been delighted with the remarkable talent that has made the Roots the pre-eminent ambassadors of my generation’s music. They specialize in rap, rock, rhythm and blues, reggae, punk, funk, ska, and almost anything else you might care to listen to. The Roots are led by the sonic dichotomy of thunder and lightning, the sounds of the drum and the voice.

Questlove and Black Thought might be the most important duo in all of music, not just rap music. Every performance is an adventure in time management and teamwork. While Questlove controls the groove Black Thought commands the microphone. Artists enter and exit the stage all the while and the beat never stops. The Jam Sesssion is a fanboys dream because you never know which artist will show up and who will have the energy and the enthusiasm to match the dynamism of Quest and Thought.

I haven’t been disappointed yet.

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Black Thought is the ringleader

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The Roots lets Torae zone out.

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Juice crew veteran Craig G blesses the microphone.

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Dirty Rotten Scoundrel

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Franz from Duck Down is so focused.

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Dice spits that Raw shit

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Truck North uses his rhymes to illuminate.

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My favorite pic of the set. I’ll admit to being a slave to a page in Black Thought’s rhymebook.

Black Together Again…

Wednesday, May 20th, 2009

meth and red

I was sure I would enjoy listening to Red & Meth’s new album. I wish they has called it something other than ‘Blackout 2’. That title has no taste or imagination. I understand that the label execs want to convey that we will be getting the energy of the OG ‘Blackout’ album, but if we wanted the exact same album we would just listen to ‘Blackout’. Lord knows that shit is on KaZaa.

I’m happy to say that this album is another album altogether. Red & Meth are the prime example of how artists can combine and become greater than the sum of the individual parts. I loved listening to Redman’s latest disk ‘Red Gone Wild’. It was vintage Redman even if it had a few more weedcarrier features than I would have wanted. The album was still solid and Red was still retarded. Meth on the other hand isn’t the dude that I have fuxed with individually. I loved his verses on ‘8 Diagrams’ (a tragically slept-on, senselessly hated-on album) but I can’t tell you when his last album dropped.

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Method Man needs the motivation (read: weed) that Redman must be growing in his basement. There is more than enough tracks on this album that sound like Meth 1999 when he was still hitting SuperHead in the pum-pum. Back when Meth and Red were gonna be Hip-Hop’s Amos & Andy. Classic Blunt Brothers collabos.

There are a few features on this album that help the dynamics and the balance between Meth & Red. There isn’t anything forced either which surprised me since Def Jam is good for putting Ne-Yo and Chrisette Michelle on every possible song they can. The rap music industry is reverting back to the old MoTown days. Don’t be surprised when you see a rapper boy band in New Edition chopper suits. That day will soon come.

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Let’s preview some of the tracks on ‘Blackout 2’.


‘A-Yo’ (featuring Saukrates)
You’ve heard this track on the internets already. It’s smooth and fluid. The production is that new funk. This is a dope song to drive out to.


Errbody Scream (featuring Keith Murray)
My homey Tahero hit me on the text and asked me if Joe Budden wrote Method Man’s verse on this track. Meth’s flow does sound Budden-esque inspired circa ‘Pump It Up’, but if Budden had written this joint wouldn’t it be depressed about something?

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Ms.International (featuring Erick Sermon)
How are you dudes gonna act like a song for the ladies ain’t what’s really good? I know four ladies that are all getting their doctorates this month. Somebody better get woke to the idea that ladies need to be recognized and treated like ladies. Lady doctors will be keeping the lights on hardbody in the near future.


4 Minutes 2 Lockdown (featuring Raekwon and Ghostface Killah)
You wait all year to hear a song like this. Tracks like this are why rap music fanboys are so excited for the Slaughterhouse collective. Four emcees get on a beat and act like str8 surgeons in the I.R. theatre doing Harlem Globetrotter tricks with the scalpel. The horns is what makes me get ill for this joint. There are so many sick lines from each spitter. Red opens up with the heat, ask Houston how he rock it. Raekwon is the metaphysical rap mad man. Meth redeems his credibility. GhostFace blacks the fuck out. Crazy. Rewind this joint 100x.

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MICHEAL VICK AND THE MISSING LINK…

Wednesday, May 20th, 2009

croc dog

^^^ Your greatest grandfather!

‘Missing link’ primate likely to stir debate

The missing link for human evolution has been uncovered in Europe. The key factor for mammal development was our ability to bring the ocean on land with us. That and the talent to retain a heating plant inside of our bodies.

The animal credited with being the ‘missing link’ looks something like a crocodile dog. I’m hoping that science will allow us to recreate these animals so that we can study them further, and make them fight in an arena ‘Thunderdome’ stylee.

MICHAEL VICK could emcee the contests. Fuck the football. Croc Dog battles is the future from the past.

TWITTER WARS…

Tuesday, May 19th, 2009

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Way back in the day here on DP.com we had a full metal nerd jacket discussion between Amadeo Sogni and 1969 that unraveled the mystery of the military industrial complex in the Star Wars universe…

Follow The Guns, Find The Gangsters…

I brought these same ideas to the Twiiterverse to see if the readers there were intrigued by the parallels of the intergalactic war machine and our own death merchants.

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Join me on the Twitter for more beautifully random fanboy conversations just like the one above.

TEARS OF A CLONE…

Tuesday, May 19th, 2009

attack of the clones

Continuing this conversation from an earlier thread…

U.S. Military: Heavily armed and medicated

Thx 2 Polotron for flashing me that link