Archive for May, 2009

A New Coronation In The Association…

Wednesday, May 13th, 2009

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As the Association playoffs bounce towards the conference finals the chaff is separated from the wheat. It is the end of the weak. Literally, and figuratively.

I like the fact that Boston will return to the Eastern Conference Finals because the champions should be shot in the head, as opposed to shooting themselves. There is nothing worse than a suicide on this level of competition.

No fucking finger rolls.

No fucking CHARLES SMITH layups!

The Celtics can take a game from the Cavaliers, but not two.

The bigger question is whether Denver can use the strength of CHAUNCEY BILLUPS and the desire of CARMELO ANTHONY to shut down Darth KOBE? BILLUPS turned KOBE into a bitchmade crybaby during the Detroit vs. L.A. finals a few years ago. That was a long time ago though and BILLUPS is older and KOBE is smarter and harder to kill. The Western Conference Finals will be going the full monty. I see the Lakers breaking through the seventh seal. BOBBITO GARCIA might take exception to that.

Also-Rans In Afghan…

Wednesday, May 13th, 2009

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^ One of my favorite images. Peep how son is trying to figure out how the Lawes RPG works. “What is this button?” Ka-BOOM!

Would someone care to give BARACK OBAAMA a history lesson on western intervention in Afghanistan?

1st Anglo-Afghan War

The Russians couldn’t tame the Afghani in the 1880’s and neither could the British 150 years before them.

You can’t win in that bitch.

Go the fuck home.

That is the strategy we need to adopt. The opium suppliers are stronger than they ever were. Was the initial design of the G DUBBZ administration to increase opium production? That has been the only negligible effect of the war in Afghanistan.

From the early reports I think the president is replacing the commanding general with an idiot savant philospher. The quote went something like this, “He really does understand that you’re not going to win the war by killing all the enemy.”

WTF?!? How else do you win a war?

I still don’t understand what we are getting at in Afghanistan anyhoo? I thought we wanted OSAMA BIN LADEN? How did that mission morph into war with the entire country? Especially since no one has ever beaten these dudes on their home court, which is a cave.

Please explain?

DP IS A DIGITAL DARKIE…

Monday, May 11th, 2009

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RAFI KAM told me the story of how he created an avatar of me for his Nintendo Wii gaming system because his son is a big fan of mine.

*Thanks EDDIE*

RAFI KAM is singlehandedly doing what NONE of the programmers in the gaming industrial complex are capable of or care to do for that matter. RAFI is giving people of color heroic possibilities within the gaming culture.

If RAFI can do this why can’t the industry recognize and address the need to make the characters of their games, and by extension those playing them more inclusive? It isn’t just a color issue either but a gender issue as well. The representation of women in video games was proactive only as far as getting Lara Croft to be naked.

People like to play games, but people LOVE to play games where they can also relate to the avatar, gliph, first person shooter or whatever is represented on the screen. This is the message that CELESTINE ARNOLD delivers at a PSFK conference. Check it out…

What The Ffragdhrh Is Hip-Hop?!?

Monday, May 11th, 2009

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I thought a lot this weekend about what it really meant for me to be listed in Vibe magazine’s article on the top 50 Hip-Hop weblogs. I am grateful for the honor even though I bristle at the notion of being a “Hip-Hop” weblog. For the overwhelming majority of people out here “Hip-Hop” means rap music, and rap music only.

I wonder what it should mean sometimes. For better or for worse Hip-Hop was an outgrowth of American society’s response to the poor after the wave of civil rights achievements, post-Vietnam protests and the constriction of the U.S. economy. The poor were still second class citizens left to fend for themselves with whatever they could find in the smoldering vacant lots. Bits and pieces were cobbled together in order for the poor to validate that they too were part of the American fabric. A megaphone made out of a curled up newspaper was used to tell the whole world that they existed.

The world heard them. The world took their voice and their graphic art and their fashion style and everything that made the poor so damn cool and so fucking irrepressible and put it all inside a package that could be put on a shelf and sold. The poor people then in the Bronx and Brooklyn are still the poor people now. What I mean to say is that in thirty years of the artistic movement called Hip-Hop being disseminated across the globe we have done little to nothing to stem the reason for it’s creation. In fact, we have prA’li exacerbated the need for it’s rebirth.

Vibe magazine gave me a soundbite platform and I did with it what I thought was I could. As I checked my stats and back end data I see that there were no big changes in the IP trends that usually come here to DP.com on the regulack.

For the fourth year in a row Nah’Right has been in the top 3 referral spot. Shouts to Eskay, n8 and Dre for keeping the lights on here at DP and at so many other sites as well I’m sure. Concrete Loop comes in second. CL, Nah’Raight and Crunktastical were basically the leading referrers to this site for the life of this blog. Big shouts to Angel.La and Fresh for having my back all these years. Bossip is in the third spot and I wonder why I haven’t made any contact with them. They are consistently sending traffic here since they launched their site. The fourth spot on my referral list ahead of Vibe’s traffic was from 2DopeBoyz. 2DBZ def holds me down with the videos I post on YouTube and Meka hooks me up on .mp3s I may have missed during the week. The final spot in my own top 5 referral list is The Shoe Game. TSG runs all the Sneaker Fiends Unite! videos that we pass them and is directly responsible for putting my sneaker beef with Lil’ Bow Weezle on the minds of many kicks collectors.

If you want five websites that document what the masses consider to be Hip-Hop then you won’t miss a beat with the five(6) I just mentioned and they all sent traffic to DP.com greater than the bump I caught from the one-time posting of the Vibe.com article. I’m not trying to throw Vibe under the bus either. They definitely do their thing to their audience. I definitely do my thing to mine. If our paths cross in the future I won’t feel any kind of way, but for my internets money I am running with the people that I came to the party with. Even though that sexy chick is flirting with me word on the streets is that she is giving brothers the clap.

They weren’t one of my top referrers this month but I need to shout Passion Of The Weiss for sending their traffic my way. Between Jeff, Sacha, Dan Love and Zilla POTW is building an all-star squad of dudes ready to take OhWord’s spot in the sentimental mind’s of rap purists and nerdists. Someone call up Soderberg. These dudes could be as good as the 1980’s Boston Celtics. And even whiter.

Always Thrill Listing…

Monday, May 11th, 2009

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ThrilList is what ATL is now repping.

My homey the Underwriter has been grinding for the ThrilList camp and their newsdesk in the ‘A’. Think of ThrilList as a CraigsList for night life and going out. ThrilList is one of the handful of true arbiters of F.R.E.S.H. This is what they do. It isn’t the only thing they do because they are throwing a party tomorrow night.

I hope this drop gives some of y’all in the ‘A’ the chance to fall through the spot. Just give the name ‘Mike Jordan’ to anyone who is asking why you came through. That is the magic password for a Tuesday night obama in the capital of the new South.

Thrillist’s Atlanta Launch Party
Tuesday, May 12th 2009
7pm- 10pm
The Mark Ultralounge
79 Poplar Street
Downtown Atlanta