Archive for October, 2009

iFux With Deez Nuts…

Wednesday, October 7th, 2009

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Shouts to the homey iFux for giving me my new favorite internets word, that technically isn’t profanity.

I went to see the Beatnuts inspired off-off-OFFFFFF Broadway play called ‘Deez Nuts’ produced in conjunction with the 2009 Hip-Hop Theatre Festival. Give credit to ego trip’s Sacha Jenkins for blazing a trail with what I will call a musical memoir. The Beatnuts hail from my former home borough. As a matter of fact, I remember JuJu when he was still on the corner in front of the bodega on 37th Avenue. The street was dotted with several bodegas on the same block. Most weren’t really bodegas though.

Off The Books featuring Big Pun, Cuban Linx

The performance goes from narrative to personal reflection into music and back again. It’s as zany as you might expect something about the Beatnuts to be. They reminisce about the chance meeting that formed their friendship and their love for Hip-Hop music. I never really considered the fact that Les and Ju were latinos and how that made it difficult for them to come into the arena of rap from a commercial standpoint.

No Escapin’ This

Growing up in Corona Queens you were used to fuxing with Blacks, Latinos, Asians and even whites doing Hip-Hop shit. From breaking to writing to deejaying and rapping. It wasn’t until we got a little older and rap music became so popular that Hip-Hop was fractured along racial lines. I’m not saying that there were a glut of white rappers that have been lost or forgotten because there isn’t. The tradition that rap takes from the pastime called the dozens makes rap more familiar to people of color.

Watch Out Now

I think I have taken the Beatnuts for granted because we all grew up in the same neighborhood. These dudes were pioneering producers back in the late 1980’s and you can hear their sound in the beats of so many artists from Showbiz and A.G. to Fat Joe and the incomparable Big Pun. JuJu reflects on Big Pun is part of the play that is warm and touching [ll]. I have to also give credit to the producer Peter Oasis who managed to make a stage play everything but ghey.

Not that being ghey is a bad thing, its just not what you want to be when you are fux’n with Deez Nuts.

The 2009 Hip-Hop Theatre Festival continues. Logon to www.hhtf.org for the remaining schedule of shows and performances. Representado.

RANT SOME?

Tuesday, October 6th, 2009

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Cosplay is cool and the whole nine and I even give dude props on the costume details but f’real tho’, anything less than beating the brakes off this bad little Baroness is teh ghey.

I decided to clip and paste some of my TWitter rants in a continuation of the discussion on the Candy Makes Criminals clusterfux. By the way, almond caramel clusterfux are teh sheet.

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Come and hang with me on teh TWitters. My new TWit ID is called RANT_SUM because, well, obviously.

SNEAKER FIENDS UNITE!

Tuesday, October 6th, 2009

premium pete

Premium Pete always makes sure that DP.com stays laced so we paid a visit to the store in SoHo for a look at what’s in stock and what’s next on deck.

Logon to www.premiumlacesny.com and take a look for yourself or come to the store and meet Pete in person. He promised me to lace anyone who comes through to copp provided they say this… “I Fux With Dallas Penn. Pause”

Now get in where you fit in.

Sneaker Fiends Unite! x Premium Laces (ReMix) from dallas penn on Vimeo.

Like Taking Candy From A Baby…

Tuesday, October 6th, 2009

now n later

I’m upset this story has been circulated throughout the press…

Study Connects Candy to Crime

The biggest flaw in western culture is that we never target the actual cause of a problem. We only address the symptoms and expect to create cures. Why else do we have millions of medicines? Each is created to target a symptom of an affliction. Heaven forbid we should actually cure a disease. There’s no profit in that. Curing people of what ails them reeks of socialism. Giving folks a pill to stop their runny nose is called capitalism. That pill will stop the post-nasal drip but the side effects are erectile dysfunction. No worries because you can buy a pill for that too. The side effects of the second pill are blindness.

We don’t have a pill for that.

Yet.

Candy and its sweet goodness does not make for criminals, but living in poverty does. And living in poverty usually means that you make the decisions you are socio-economically programmed to make. If the bodega on the corner even sold fresh apples you wouldn’t buy one because for the same cost as the apple you could purchase a bag of potato chips and a package of apple flavored Now-n-Laters. Sure, everyone is personally responsible for the choices they make in the bodega (I’m agreeing with the respectable negroes here) but from the standpoint of value perception: one bag of salt and vinegar chips x a pack of Now-n-Laters x one quarter water >>> two(2) apples.

The problem is STILL poverty. Not the candy, not the sugar, not the poor dietary choices. Those are the symptoms of poverty. Until we address the real inequities in how we educate people, in how we train them to be viable in society and in how we provide those opportunities to manifest the prior vocational info people will continue to have candy for breakfast, lunch and dinner. Scientists will continue to have their shoddy studies touted as proof positive and the Chicago’s of the western world will slowly become bereft of Chico Stixx. One can only hope that DERRION ALBERT at least had the chance to enjoy one final box of Lemonheads before his demise from the side effects of poverty.

C.Y.E. = Must See TV…

Monday, October 5th, 2009

cye

Curb Your Enthusiasm is the only thing you need a television for. That and Adult Swim. I kind of stopped fuxing with Curb after the whole KKKramer incident since it was obvious that those dudes were racist bigots, but there were so many funtimes I had with those racist bigots that I couldn’t stay away forever.

After getting up to speed with this season’s episodes we find that Larry is separated from his wife. For a minute he was dating Vivica Fox, who must have been introduced to him by Wanda Sykes. Larry and Vivica are broken up now because she thinks she saw him cheating on her. Larry is trying to get back with Cheryl now and the scheme he is hatching to do this is a Seinfeld reunion show.

Larry is still the most selfish person on the planet. Curb Your Enthusiasm is still the best show on the television. Watch the latest episode here. Shouts to the Internets Goon.