Today’s special guest host is Chocolate Snowflake. We made a nice little bootleg Danyeliott podcast. Less production values, but better music. So don’t be a h8r like the dude in the background of the pic above.
Archive for October, 2009
Have A Baby By A Shark, Be A Sharkonaire…
Monday, October 19th, 2009A 16yr old girl is trying to be the youngest person to circumnavigate the globe in a boat.
So let me get this straight… She pushes off in a sailboat and we wait the 3/4’s of a year to see if she gets back home? I wonder if she’s in cahoots somehow with the Balloon Boy? Who cares about this shit?
I personally think she is doing this stunt to fulfill some fantasy she has about having sex with a shark.
50 Cent – ‘Baby By Me (Remix)’
SNEAKER FIENDS UNITE!
Sunday, October 18th, 2009When I’m in NYC I don’t make the mistake any longer of fuxing with any other sneaker store besides Premium Laces on Spring Street. First off, Premium Laces has all the heat that you want for your feet. If you don’t see the shoe on the wall don’t be too shy to ask Premium Pete for it. He has access to anything in the game.
Premium Laces is one of those spots that you might just run into anyone copping some shit to add to their repertoire. I ran into the homey Jay Electronica the other night. I’m gonna try and link up with the homey in the near future and see what we can pop off with his music. Jay Elec is one of those real dudes too. I def fux with Jay Elec [ll].
I’ve had a few joints on my wishlist of late and Premium Laces has all of them in stock. Premium Laces is the premier NYC Nike SB location. They keep a large stock of SB Dunks so don’t pay more than you have to. Premium Laces sells their SB’s at boxprice. None of that sucker shit where stores remove the MSRP sticker.
SB’s are all about premium leathers and materials. It’s no wonder you can find them at Premium Laces. I need both of these joints for the archives. I fux with colors like that.
The Jordan Brand is one of Premium Pete’s favorite lines so if there is anything banging coming from the Jordan line Premium Laces will definitely have them in stock. The winterized Jordan boot is in the bulding. Also peep the Air Jordan 60+ in the Atlanta Hawks colorway. I copped these from Pete so I could put them on and rep for the newest Jordan Brand athlete, Dwayne Wade.
Premium Pete is def a good dude. He asked me if he could throw a lil’ something out to the Sneaker Fiends that are united here at DP dot com. Pete knows how much I fux with socks. The Nike SB socks in Dunk Lo prints are so official. Pete gifted me a couple of pairs for y’all.
All you have to do to get your free pair of Nike SB Dunk Lo socks is answer this question… What are the street names for the Nike SB Dunks pictured at the top of this page (the high and the lows). The first correct answer is the winner here at DP dot com.
Blown Away By Black Dynamite…
Sunday, October 18th, 2009GO SEE BLACK DYNAMITE IN THEATRES NOW!
‘Black Dynamite’ is all kinds of wrong funny.
There is definitely some shit I laughed at in this movie that God will be sending me to hell for. Even OG blaxploitation flicks weren’t this exploitative of the Blacks. This may be the reason I haven’t called this movie a classic. There are tons of laugh out loud moments throughout the movie and the themes they address are highlighted with humor, but in the end I was missing the big payback (no Richard Roundtree).
It’s not easy to parody stereotype without becoming that which you are mocking. ‘Black Dynamite’ reflects the cinema aesthetic for the 1970’s era so accurately that it almost becomes that itself. The problem with that is the fact that we are living in 2009 and the reality of those that view the film today will not be consistent with the people that watched a film like this in 1975. I like to laugh as much as anyone else, but I also need to be engaged with my eyes on the prize.
Doing parody is one of the most difficult tricks in the business of making comedy. You have to constantly remind the viewer that you are actively crafting the joke. Black Dynamite is a parody not just of the blaxploitation genre of movies but of the gangsta rap lifestyle and mindset that is now indelibly attached to Black culture. One of my favorite scenes is where the ensemble cast of actors and comedians does a rambling bit on African American numerical mysticism all the while inspiring Roscoe to sell chicken and waffles in his restaurant.
Black Dynamite is filled with wild action and homemade special effects all of which adds to the comedy. It felt like all the kung fu and crazy pimp flicks I had watched long ago. The movie’s writers and producers were definitely fans of the genre as well. You have to be an O.G. to catch some of their references. To a kid those will just be funny scenes but to some of us older fans we will remember the movie where we first saw that scene. Like I said earlier, parody is hard as hell especially with Black films because if you slip from the fine line you become baseless coonery.
Black Dynamite is a cross between I’m Gonna Git’ You Sucka and Original Gangstas. The laughs come fast and furious and sometimes at the expense of the storyline. I was hoping that Black Dynamite would be more like Bamboozled or the classic Black Hollywood experience parody film – Hollywood Shuffle. The fact that Black Dynamite falls short of the distinction of ‘classic’ doesn’t mean that it isn’t worth seeing, especially if you got a blunt of that good good beforehand.
Black Dynamite will tell you that even though drugs are fun they don’t belong in the hands of children.
I co-sign that message to the fullest.
Out of a 4 retahd rating sytem I give ‘Black Dynamite’ 3 retahds.
Smashmouf Smart Dumb Rapper Lifestyle…
Sunday, October 18th, 2009These are pics from the Timeless Truth x Sean Price = Priceless video shoot. It was a musical massacre x lyrical lynching with everyone rocking their freshest lifestyle. Shouts also to PF Cuttin, Meyhem Lauren, Thistin’ Howl 3rd, Roc Marciano, Bags-Lo and all the other heads in the building. Well, outside on the Brooklyn Bridge, but you know what the fux I am talking about.
In a week DuckDown Reords will release a mixtape from their underground smashmouf superstar Sean Price. The project is called ‘Kimbo Price’ and it will segue you into his next solo album project ‘Mic Tyson’. You can catch Sean P and the entire DuckDown Records roster at the Blender Theatre on Saturday October 24th. In the meantime and in between time fux with this Sean Price music.
Sean Price featuring Agallah – ‘Zeppelin Fuel’
Randon Axe (Sean Price, Guilty Simpson and Black Milk) – ‘Monster Babies’
Sean Price – ‘Top Rank’
“Poetry in motion, Miriam Makeba”
Who else in the rap game namedrops Miriam Makeba? Fux with Sean Price. Better still fux with real rap music.