Archive for December, 2009

Tears Of A Scorer Fading Away…

Tuesday, December 8th, 2009

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Force MD’s – ‘Tears’

Allen Iverson’s return to the Association in his original home in Philly was underwhelming. His timing was off and his energy was diminished due to his lack of, er, practice. Oh what sweet irony must taste like. Iverson will eventually regain the timing to play at the level that his body can sustain but will that be adequate for him to remain in Philadelphia? I wish Iverson was using this time as a tryout for Cleveland and, or Boston.

11pts for 38 minutes is not how I want to remember Allen Iverson.

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On another Iverson note… Tim Donaghy, the disgraced NBA referee said in his new book ‘Personal Foul’ that players like Iverson, Rasheed Wallace and Ron Artest were targets of the refs for personal discipline that the Association had not meted on these players. Donaghy is successfully putting the league’s officiating on blast.

Is it possible that these games are no longer competitions but simply exhibitions?

MinorityFest 2009…

Tuesday, December 8th, 2009

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Friday, December 11, 2009 @ 7:00pm
GLASSLANDS
289 KENT AVENUE
Brooklyn, NY
$7

Minorityfest 2009 is a ONE NIGHT ONLY multimedia event being held at Glasslands in Brooklyn featuring nationally-recognized artists of color in comedy, music and visual art. While some artists were chosen for the overt or subversive political value of their art, others were invited simply because of the value of their craft and what it brings to the festival. The goal is to highlight amazing and inspirational artists of color who perform in Williamsburg, bring artists to the area who deserve recognition, and hopefully attract a diverse audience to the festival that reflects the talent represented and the nature of this city’s population.

The event was conceived as a means of showcasing and connecting various marginalized artists across many media, many of whom create art that serves to either discuss issues of cultural alienation and marginalization or else complicate popular conceptions about their culture by virtue of the very existence of their art.

The night will continue with musical performances by POPO, Das Racist and Gordon Voidwell.

Rounding out the night are DJ sets from Sabzi of hip hop group, Blue Scholars and rapper Despot (Definitive Jux)

Not For Long: Week 13

Tuesday, December 8th, 2009

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This is gonna go down to the home stretch party people. No one is going anywhere in this year’s football pool so I’ve decided to sweeten the pot this year for even the poolers who won’t be walking off with the DJ Hero XBox game or a crispy pair of kicks.

This year we are offering a prize to the pooler(s)…

  • who have won the most weekly totals
  • who have the most points in a weekly total
  • who have the least points of a weekly total*
    *provided they submitted all of their picks for that week
  • King Blair Tea-Bagging U Hoes 104
    Flacco’s Mighty Unibrow 103
    THE UNSEEN 102
    titansfan78 102
    Don Majkowski’s wigbrusher 101
    theotherstevesmith 99
    Chief Okoye 99
    Slaug_ter House 99
    Home Cookin’ 97
    BigNat’s Bronx Brawlers 96
    furiou$tylez IS BACK BITCH! 95
    nuh nuh nuh… gone 95
    PurplePeopleEatersPause 94
    Vick Flair 94
    BXPittFan 93
    cocotaso 92
    DA’s Wonder Twins 92
    Dumb Penalties 92
    KoolMick_Lovin 91
    Suck a Dick Butkus 91
    Fearless Vampire Killers 91
    Brooklyn Gyrl 90
    BananaClipse 89
    JayWho??? 87
    CtrlAltMalik 82
    Jesse 82
    AC 81
    Ruffway Bruisers 79
    DirtyJerz 79

    Everyone is technically still mathematically eligible for the grand prize.

    With 16 picks per week make sure youi complete your sheets.

    Someone is gonna have an awesome new year.

    Toy Story: Ultimates – Capt. America/Nick Fury

    Saturday, December 5th, 2009

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    Are you ready to shit yourself in anticipation for Iron Man 2 and the rollout of Marvel Comics live-action movies? If your answer is hell yes then you need this Marvel Legends 2-pack (no Tupac) of the Ultimate Nick Fury and the Ultimate Captain America.

    I’m lacing two(2) readers for the holidays just for answering one of these questions…

    Who was the writer/artist team that conceived the Ultimate Nick Fury?

    How many movies has the actor Samuel L. Jackson been contracted to for the Nick Fury character?

    DP.com Fanboyz Unite free shit is the ULTIMATE!

    Fux Yo’ Jesus Piece!

    Saturday, December 5th, 2009

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    The hottest piee of jewelry this holiday season isn’t going to be the Good Wood Jesus piece, but rather a piece that you might could want to put some good wood to. These hand-sculpted vulva pendants are what is really good if you ask me.

    I swear that if you squint your eyes they look like Virgin Mary charm pieces.

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    What better way to say to the world that you love yourself some tender slot than by rocking one around your neck? Yeah, I can imagine that you would have to be really progressive and self confident to put it on but just think about it in this way… None of us know where we will be going when we leave this place, but we all know from the place which we arrived and isn’t it like heaven everytime we get to go back there?

    Not your mom’s vulva, but some other lady’s joint natch

    Get your vulva pendants and other ‘I <3 Pussy’ celebrating accessories here

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