Archive for January, 2010

Pants On The Ground…

Sunday, January 24th, 2010

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I just watched the LARRY PLATT ‘Pants On The Ground’ video for the first time. I avoided it up until now because I knew it was some viral internets garbage. I knew it by the type of people who were mentioning it on TWitter. You can’t tell me the kid in the picture above isn’t curious about having some shit put inside of his ass [ll]. He wants it bad [ll]. Whenever I see someone walking around like this I will call them a saggot.

I got some free shit for a couple of DP.commenters so get in where you fit in…

My homie @BosNaud hooked me up with a couple of copies of ‘Friday: The Animated Series‘. The OG Friday is a Hip-Hop cult classic and I hoped the animated series would have some of that fire. Sadly, it does not, but in all honesty maybe I didn’t give it enough of a chance. Would anyone like to view the DVD for free? Hit me up on the e-mail and I will shoot you a copy no strings attached.

Fux Yo’ Dunk Contest!

Sunday, January 24th, 2010

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No LeBreezy for the Association’s annual All-Star Dunk Contest?

No problem.

JustBlaze Jersey Shore Soundtrack…

Saturday, January 23rd, 2010

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Exhibit C is rapidly becoming the ‘A Milli’ of 2010 with literally everyone and their mama jumping at the chance to make a remix.

For this rendition the popular song displays a different kind of tan, like the one you get on the Jersey shore…


JustBlaze – ‘Exhibit G, F, & P (Guido Fist Pump)

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Shouts to my dude Fats

Brothers Making Moves on the [ll]ow, Part I: Pharre[ll]

Saturday, January 23rd, 2010

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“Take off the blazer, [ll]oosen up the tie. Step inside the booth, Superman is alive”. (c) camel

As one half of the Neptunes, producer/singer/songwriter/designer/pop ido[ll] Phare[ll] has been making moves on the [ll]ow for a minute. He was a no-brainer for our first profile. This brother is – how shall we say(?) – prolific. Let’s get into it [ll].

Pharre[ll] is down with the anima[ll]s. Hence he frequently appears in public appearing as though he is giving any manner of furry creature a piggy-back ride. Exhibit 1:

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Exhibit 2 – the O.G. [ll]ouis Vuitton Don (absolutely no shots at another BMMOT[ll] Hall of Famer by the same name):

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Nothing says “I make moves on the [ll]ow” like waxed taco meat and baby oi[ll]:

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Phare[ll] is an inte[ll]ectual:

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[ll]aid back in the cut:

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A man of impeccab[ll]e taste:

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There is absolutely nothing wrong with carrying a purp[ll]e purse. Nothing:

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Pharre[ll] also plays it safe by doub[ll]e bagging it:

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Internets…does my ass [ll]ook big in these?

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Straight men [ll]ove Madonna:

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A match made in heaven with still another BMMOT[ll] Hall of Famer:

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Pharre[ll] stay snugg[ll]ed up with least bout one or two white beards. I mean, white broads:

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The Bron and Kobe of BMMOT[ll] are down with Marc [ll]acobs…on the [ll]ow:

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Pharre[ll], it’s no secret – we salute you for making power moves on the [ll]ow. Go ‘head with your bad se[ll]f!

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DP.com Presents: Brothers Making Moves on the [ll]ow (aka BMMOT[ll]) – a Unique, Charismatic and Vibrant Ongoing Series.

Saturday, January 23rd, 2010

look at the eye make-up...LOOK AT IT

Ta[ll]iban (no Dipset) has been making moves on the low since even before 9-11…

It is well-known that some brothers make moves out in the open. Other brothers choose to make moves on the [ll]ow. Here at DP.com, we salute those brothers. In furtherance of such salutations, we will be profiling such brothers from time to time and generally letting the internets know how these p[ll]ayers get down. Are you ready, internets? Really? Mack? I’m gawn in.