Archive for January, 2010

Jets’ Defense Is All Gas’d Up….

Thursday, January 14th, 2010

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^ Put THIS Mark in the Hall Of Fame!

The New York Jets head coach REX RYAN is the most refreshing postgame interview since Dennis Green was a head coach. The Jets are going to have to show up bigtime for their contest against the San Diego Chargers this weekend. If they get merc’ked by the white hot Chargers Rex Ryan will look like a fool.

I was wondering if the Jets had called in one of their former defensive stars to give the team a pregame pep talk. Mark Gastineau was one of the most exciting and enigmatic characters to ever play professional football. That was saying a lot too considering the fact that there was another special player on the other side of the Hudson River in Lawrence Taylor.

Gastineau played alongside several great players on the Jets defensive line, namely Hall Of Fame defensive tackle Joe Klecko. This allowed Gastineau to excel at pass rushing from the end position [ll]. What drove everyone crazy about Mark Gastineau was the excessive celebration that he performed whenever he tackled a quarterback or running back behind the line of scrimmage.

Mark Gastineau had this routine called a ‘Sack Dance’ and it was just some frenetic, random celebration that had no rhyme or reason. The Gastineau celebration was at its most ridiculous on third and long plays when the opposing offense would be forced to punt the ball afterwards. The NFL had to sack his dance after a melee erupted when Gastineau performed his dance after beating HOF tackle Jackie Slater.

I think Gastineau would be a great motivational speaker to this Jets team to remind them that the future is now and to play every down with reckless abandon. And a big goofy smile.

Rest In Pendergrass…

Thursday, January 14th, 2010

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Serious. Sensual. Soulful.

If you were born in the late seventies – early eighties this would be your parent’s soundtrack. If you play this music for someone and you don’t get any action you might be trying to fux a robot.

Eddie Murphy had a great line about how Teddy Pendergrass deep bass voice would scare the panties off a woman. All the falsetto voices and autotune in the current crop of R & B artists reminds me of what we are missing in the game with the passing of Teddy Pendergrass.


‘Come Go With Me’


‘Turn Out The Lights’


‘Love TKO’

As the lead singer for Harold Melvin and the Blue Notes Teddy Pendergrass had the power to make emotional songs that were also empowering. This song was an anthem for me and for the possibility of what my life could be. Thanks TP.

‘Wake Up Everybody’

SEPARATED @ BIRTH: Boy Meets Girl…

Thursday, January 14th, 2010

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“This broad look like Rich Boy” -SlumBLC

Damn you Slum! Oh well, I guess I just need to throw some D’s on that bitch.

Dessalines, Duvalier And A Deal With The Devil…

Wednesday, January 13th, 2010

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The history of Haiti as the oldest Black republic in the western hemisphere is fascinating and checkered. If it had been up to some of the country’s land-owning mulattos during the 1700s, slavery would have remained on Hispaniola. Toussaint L’ouverture is considered the father of the Haitian revolution but he wasn’t hardbody enough to make Haiti independent from France. It was another Haitian general, Jean-Jacques Dessalines, that ultimately engineered Haiti’s liberation from France.

Dessalines did not play that shit. Once he learned of the double-cross that the French made with L’ouverture and how they planned to re-implement slavery on the island he rounded up all the slaves on the island and organized their rebellion. Shit got wild bloody on Haiti for a while. The French would kill 500, the Haitians would do the same. The indiscriminate brutality of the French had the end result of uniting the various Haitian populations against their occupation.

The Haitians kicked all the Europeans off their island. Except the Poles who actually fought to help them gain their independence. What is the deal with the Polish people helping western countries get their shit right? Word to Kosciusko. Anyhoo, there were several more uprisings after Dessalines forces liberated the island. With coffee being a huge cash crop in Europe and Haiti supplying more than a third of Europe’s consumption the value of the land was still too important to escape unrest from outside intervention.

Dessalines administration had formed a simple constitution for the Haitian people. It consisted of three main points…

  • Freedom of Religion (Catholicism had been the national religion under the French and many Haitians that practiced traditional West African religions had been persecuted)
  • All Haitians were to be considered as Black (Haiti had previously used a stratified caste system heirarchy based on the complexion of a person’s skin – Euro white being at the top and African Black at the bottom)
  • White men with the exception of the remaining Polish soldiers were forbidden from owning property (How hardbody is that? You know that shit had to piss off supremacy, especially since the Polocks were posited as heroes too.)
  • It was during the early 1900’s that America basically started installing a steady stream of puppet dictators on the island when they assigned Haiti to be a US protectorate. None of these dictators was more corrupt or more infamous than Dr. François ‘Papa Doc’ Duvalier. For the fifteen years his regime administered Haiti he created a brain drain with the forced exile of the political and economical elite. Google Tonton Macoutes to learn about Duvalier’s private army of terror that he unleashed against political rivals. The Tonton Macoutes also helped Duvalier’s son, Jean-Claude ‘Baby Doc’ Duvalier retain control of the country until he was deposed in 1986.

    Haiti continues to exist in a eco-socio-political purgatory to this day. Regimes continue to fail and the country spirals into an incredible level of fourth world poverty. Televangelist Pat Robertson says that Haiti suffers from a curse because of a pact that was made with the Devil during a voodoo ritual practised before the otherthrow of the French. Robertson is right on one account, there was definitely a deal made with the Devil back in the day that keeps Haiti all fucked the fuck up.

    Supremacy keeps the illest records on the planet and Haiti stays in the red because it had the nerve to bet on the Black.

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    Vanity = Venus of Hottentot 2010…

    Wednesday, January 13th, 2010

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    I’ve kicked it with y’all before about Saartjie Baartman aka Hottentot Venus. We seem to revisit her story in popular culture every few years. This year, the Hottentot Venus award goes to Vanity the 8th Wonder. That is her stage name. Her reported government name is Kenyatta and you can only imagine how many Black girls trying to break into, er, modeling, already have that name.

    I salute Vanity and her Jessica Rabbit backside. You know that joint has got to be stanky. In honor of her glorious stanknasty boonkey I thought we could listen to one of my fave joints off Mos Def’s ‘The New Danger’. This should be played in every gentlemen’s club.

    Mos Def – ‘The Easy Spell’

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    via The Rap-Up via MarkDub