Archive for March, 2010

Sesame Street Deep Thoughts…

Monday, March 8th, 2010

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For over forty years Sesame Street has been edutainment of the highest caliber because it’s characters think outside of the respective Entennman’s box.

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via PerSuede

The Boot Camp Clique Chronicles…

Monday, March 8th, 2010

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BCC – ‘Welcome To Bucktown USA’

The mid-height field boot might be Timberland’s most iconic shoe. The profile of this boot belongs to Timberland, and Timberland ONLY. I’m not saying that other bootmakers haven’t copied the field boot, but to this day only Timberland makes the reliable and trusted boot that I would purchase. Luckily for me and my Timberland addiction the A.J. Wright stores carry these shoes with first run quality at factory second prices.

You should have seen Chocolate Snowflake’s face when I picked up these boots. “Not another pair of boots?!” is what she said. But I had to explain to her that $49.99 for the ‘Beef and Broccoli’ was like I was stealing them. The B&B mid field bot is a shoe. This is one of the boots that can ably crossover to whatever you need to do for you. You can even use these as an athletic shoe to a degree. I used to ride my mountain bike wearing these.

Timberland’s premium waterproof upper isn’t the big draw for me on this model. I actually like the padded leather ankle collar and the D-ring quick tie lacing system. The mid field boot isn’t for navigating the extreme snowdrifts that the full height field boot can get through but these boots keep you faster on your feet than the high tops. The mid heigh boots are built for speed.

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FUX YO’ ROBOT!

Monday, March 8th, 2010

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We all know that one day soon SkyNet will shit all over your steez with their automated drones along with their illuminati clones.

From time to time there have been little hints dropped at us from inside of the matrix.

Y’all remember when BeYonce came out as the Bootybot aka the Coochieclone.

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The robots will put their foot on humanity soon enough. Some humans will welcome them inside of their humanity.

Rihanna went from fuxing with a Michael Jackson clone to getting fingerbanged by a robot.

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And then while she took on another robot she got her faced creamed on.

And then she swallowed it.

WTF?!?

Fux these robots!

16 Shot Glock >>> 5 Card Draw…

Monday, March 8th, 2010

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Peep this story about how some German gunboys ran up in this national poker tourney and left with bags of cash on some ol’ Hollywood ‘Heat‘ jackmove shit.

Why do the eastern Europeans and Russians always come up with these Hans Gruber capers? Is it because of all the movies that illustrate them to be extremely hardbody criminals? The ‘Die Hard’ franchise alone has done more promotion for the euro uber-crime masterminds than World War II did.

One of the spotrushers had a machete too. I wonder if that dude was a Haitian? If so then at least we know the money will be going to the right place.

Who Killed Biggie Smalls?

Sunday, March 7th, 2010

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The tragic murder of Christopher Wallace is still being felt in the boro that he hailed from. The Kings county streets still want justice for their fallen general.

Who is behind the murder of Biggie Smalls? Why hasn’t this murder or that of 2Pac Shakur been solved after more than ten years each. I watch these detective shows that solve murders along with prosecuting trials and all of that happens under an hour.

Before the next sad anniversary the murderer of Biggie Smalls must be found. Or should I say, revealed…