Archive for December, 2010

R.I.P. A.J.Wright!

Saturday, December 11th, 2010

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Damb shunn!

TJX will phase out its A.J. Wright chain

You know the economy is fucked the fuck up when a off-off price retailer can’t turn a profit.

I just hope ROSS Stores can avoid the retail fail axe.

Where else am I gonna copp my Air Maxes for $16?

Detox Is That Tron Legacy Rap…

Saturday, December 11th, 2010

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Sometimes I hear a song on my laptop and I quickly dismiss it for basura. When I hear that same song again on a sound system it feels like I am hearing it for the first time. That is how this Dr.Dre track ‘Kush’ is blowing over me [ll]. Over the internets I gave it the KanYe shrug but in the club I was doing my two step.

The video seems like the song should have been included on the Tron Legacy soundtrack. Dr.Dre’s futuristic production is darker and more haunting than Timbaland’s lighthearted laserbeam logarhythms. And I ain’t mad at all.

SNEAKER FIENDS UNITE!

Thursday, December 9th, 2010

blue foamsimage via The Shoe Game

All I want for Christmas is you…

Sharkspionage!

Thursday, December 9th, 2010

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Israel FTW everytime!

Reports out of Egypt are accusing the Mossad of placing killer sharks in Egypt’s waters to fux up the tourism industry.

I’m sure in an underground lab in Jerusalem one of the German scientists spirited away from the Nazis has created a shark crocodile hybrid. Sick animal husbandry is that hardbody German shit.

Soulja Boy By The Numbers…

Thursday, December 9th, 2010

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Soulja Boy has several million TWitter followers, yet only managed to sell a little more than 13,000 copies of his latest album in its first week in stores.

Here’s a patented DP.com pie chart to explain the state of Soulja Boy fans. As you can see he still has a nice chunk of followers who are deaf mutes that he might can exploit.