Archive for October, 2012

T.I. Is King Of dP RapMetrics…

Saturday, October 6th, 2012

I’ve prA’Li never posted a drop on this site which was favorable to T.I. Up until now that is. As I listened to ‘Big Beast’ on repeat I realized that T.I. had the strongest verse on the song. Initially, I was in awe of Bun B placing the word ‘onomatopoeia’ in a rap song. That shit has six(6) syllables and is hard as fux to spell and say.

But as I kept listening to the song it was T.I. who deftly crafted his verse and sprayed it with over a dozen polysyllabic words (14). His verses total word count was 168 so that means every 12 words he averaged one that was longer than three syllables. I consider that average rap music mastery considering that the white gawd of rap lyrics comes in at about 18 words for every polysyllabic word.

This isn’t T.I.’s defining average for polysyllabic word usage but it is his best by my record so I salute him for his efforts at redefining Southern rap themes in my eyes(ears)…

“In a six, I’m riding with a pistol grip, banana clip
From Simpson Road to Adamsville, I’m repping this Atlanta shit
Nigga trying to handle up, let’s see can they handle this
A hundred round at em, that ain’t no Louisiana shit
Drinking on that Hennessey, blowing on that cannabis
AmeriKKKa’s nightmare, trap nigga fantasy
A record full of felonies, searching for a better me
But choppers go off in my hood like Iraq, Cuba, Tel Aviv
Pretty nigga, let him be — fuck him, shorty
Sucker nigga I’ll never be, don’t give a fuck about it
Quick to round up on that Audi, make em get the fuck up out it
Nigga better be about it, he deserve it he allow it
What’s a coward to a kamikaze?
He ain’t robbed a man, ain’t predator or prey; the law of nature where I stay
I catch you slipping with that K, ain’t no illusion, no confusion
Better come up off that cake and all that jewelry or you’re snoozing”

Peep T.I. kick his verse in the official video for the track from Killer Mike’s phenomenal album ‘R.A.P. Music’ which currently gets my nod for best Hip-Hop album of 2012.

Apeman Evolution…

Friday, October 5th, 2012

Sean Price’s latest album has cover art from the the same dude who penciled up the supernatural classic ‘Monkey Barz’. The theme is Sean P is this hardbody intergalactic traveler who comes back to Earth to conquer the planet of the apes.

In this animation clip we learn that under Sean P’s spacesuit is his custom rugby and rock solid microphone. Sean Price triumphs over the apes to become Mic Tyson. Combing his love for cinema and comicbooks is some classic Mandela P! shit internets.

trip threat

MarQ Spekt: Danger

Friday, October 5th, 2012

MarQ Spekt takes a turn at directing a music video for one of his tracks from the MacheteVision project and dude makes what I call a classic Hip-Hop video.

I love ‘Spekt’s imagery of the NYC streets, structures, graffiti and gangsters. This is an AWESOME video. Watch it several times.

The ICs Present… Cuffing Season

Thursday, October 4th, 2012

The autumnal season brings all sorts of familiar and favorable things to mind. The changing colors of tree leaves. Pumpkin spice lattes from Starbucks. Christmas music being played in department stores. Monday Night Football. And another sport altogether… Cuffing Season.

The hot “skin was showing” summer was jumpoff season, with casual hookups as far as the eye could see. But as summer winds down to a close it’s in our very nature to begin preparations for the cold months ahead. The high holidays are meant to be spent with loved ones, or at least a warm body. Join the Internets Celebrities on a field assignment to find out if Cuffing Season is real.

CHEA!

STARRING DALLAS PENN & RAFI KAM

DIRECTED BY CASIMIR NOZKOWSKI

SHOT AND EDITED BY DAN LUCAL

EXECUTIVE PRODUCERS: CORNELIUS VON GROKOM, ANDRE BEHRENS
PRODUCERS: DAN DEVINE, ROBIN OYE, ALEX STEEN

“HANDCUFFS” BY PARLIAMENT
ORIGINAL MUSIC BY BLESS 1

INTERNETSCELEBRITIES.COM

Almost Paradise…

Tuesday, October 2nd, 2012

I’m on St. Ma’arten for five(5) more days and I’m starting to get paranoid. No Black man in America has spent this many consecutive days in paradise. Not even Jay-Z and he is ’bout that yacht lifestyle.

I’m not ready to be the most h8’d on. I know I act like that sometimes, but I’m just like every other person who is secretly a sucker for love. Even when I’m looking at the clouds in the sky I get photo-bombed by a Ms.Fat Booty.

This is why I’m so so paranoid about my return to NYC. The universe stays conspiring for me to succeed, even with the people who consistently block that path.

The key for me is to be like this little clamshell crab pictured below.

Dude is rocking his hardhat and he just keeps it moving. He’s undeterred by the bullshit beating him in the head.

That is until some motherfuxer decides to fux with him and have him for lunch.

Oh nooooooo!