Swagger jacked from the pages of OH WORD!
SEPARATED AT BIRTH: WENDY WILLIAMS
August 8th, 2006WHAT DOES IT SMELL LIKE?!?
August 8th, 2006
Some cats that are new to how we do at this site might think that it is all about some old people bitching and moaning because the world is all about bullshiite. Nahh mayne, we gets down for the crown over here with the help of some of our young homeys in the game. Y’all should have already met NAH’RIGHT by now. Another cat I need you to know is my man fifty grand YOUNG ZILLA. He’s the dude that collabo’d with us on the ‘Mothers We’d Like To Eff‘ series and he is the sole proprietor of the ‘What Does It Smell Like‘ movement.
New York City has been hotter than Hell for the past couple of weeks, but that doesn’t stop Black folks from shaking their money makers. It’s just gives the ladies an excuse to dress like crack whores from the 1980’s. With all the heat and humidity nearly choking people to death I thought to myself, “Self, what does it smell like up in the club?” The answer is H.A.M.
Baked H.A.M. with a cameo from Pete Puma
Is RAYGUN Still In The Building?!?
August 8th, 2006
No disrespect to anybody that visits this wack azz site, but if you are younger than 32yrs old this post will mean nothing to you.
There is this wild sense of deja vu that has been circling my brain for the last year. Not that wack azz track by pop tart JAYONCE. It’s like the feeling that we are repeating everything that was a social problem in the 1980’s On a global level I see the re-emergence of Damascus and Tehran as two knuckleheads that need the boot in their azz to help them get their minds right. Domestically I see an administration that is captained by a wacky, half-witted commander in chief who can only dominate staged photo-ops.
Do you remember RONALD RAYGUN? He wore cowboy hats and talked tough like he knew how to hold a six shooter. Later on we found out that he liked to watch cartoons and pooped his pants. My 18month old godson does that too, but none of us are going to be electing him governor of New York this fall.
The worst thing that RAYGUN left us with was a ballooning debt that couldn’t even be mitigated with the equity that the nation held as it’s greatest asset – it’s people. We tumbled into a recession where the stock market stalled and real estate actually depreciated. To numb the pain of broken promises people turned to the cooked up version of the classic anesthetic. I can remember these days from several different perspectives and the most important one has me telling you to be prepared for the worst.
Not armageddon, or civil war, but another complete abandonment by the federal government. The day care centers and after school programs which are funded now by only a sliver of a budget will be getting no love from anyone in D.C. unless you get off your azzes now and demand these programs. The first step that needs to be taken in order to have your voice heard would be for everyone that reads this blog to complete a new voter registration card.
First, we must all register as Republicans.
to be cont’d
DELTA Airlines Is Not FLYYYYY-YYYY-YYY
August 8th, 2006
Another blow was struck to all of you folks that actually work for a living and are of the mistaken hopes that somebody in the government will give a fuck about you when your azz is gnarled and grizzled and can no longer punch the clock.
Atlanta based Delta Airlines has filed a motion in federal court to terminate the pension plans for all of its pilots. Delta’s argument to the fed’s is that they will face an operational crisis if they have to continue to fund this program that has approximately 13,000 participants. Delta also has pension plans with their flight attendents (sky hos) and ground staff (neggars). I secretly wonder if this is Delta’s way of punishing all their pilots that had sex with the hooker cum stewardess(I know, same job) who is writing that tell all book from her days as a Delta flight attendant.
The fucked up thing is that I like Delta way better than bootlegg azz AirTran. At least Delta doesn’t overbook their flights and they let you drink your whole can of soda. AirTran gives you a paper Dixie cup of sugar water and a piece of stale street pretzyl from a NYC hot dog cart.
Delta is banking on Congress to reform the pension legislation that allows employers a buffer period to make the contributions to their employees. If the Senate and the President don’t fall in line with the airlines Delta may have to saddle the U.S. taxpayer with their pilot’s pensions and benefits. Sounds like some more Silverado Enron Iraqi Reaganomics.
RONALD REAGAN is like the TUPAC SHAKUR of U.S. fiscal policy. He hasn’t been president for almost twenty years, but he is still dropping interest rates like TUPAC drops new albums.
SNEAKER FIENDS UNITE!
August 7th, 2006
In Search of… The HOLY GRAIL.
One of the best things that NIKE has done for me is when they re-issued the Dunk Hi shoe. Ten years ago, I begged them to bring the shoe back in a heartfelt and personal letter.
My words were heard and felt by some intern whose responsibility is solely to read the letters of crazy-in-love sneaker stans like myself. That is why I show the highest respect to my INTERN. They do what they do for the love of the game. Yeah, they want fame and fortune too, but they understand that dues have to be paid and possibly through that process their break may come.
That’s what happened to the intern at NIKE that read my letter. He took the time to find out what the Dunk shoe was about. By learning about the shoe and its history he was able to talk to the right people at NIKE to restart the process of having the shoe re-issued. Now there is a whole new generation of Dunk Lo fans that have no idea how nice DWAYNE ‘PEARL’ WASHINGTON was.
That’s all good because there should be new heroes for the next generation. Whether its skateboarders or graff writers or whomever it is that influences and inspires young peoples, I’m just happy that some anonymous young intern at NIKE took the time to read my letter.
Long live the NIKE Dunk.
