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Much respect goes to ROBIN WILLIAMS for what he does for our collective sanity.

It might be hot outside, but trust me, shit is way hotter in Tel Aviv right now. It looks like all the sand nigger that talk that jihad shit is on the rag at the same time. The Palestinians in Gaza are always up to no good, and now the people in Beirut want to get gully?!? Well, there aren’t enough trees in Hebron to make all the caskets that Israel is going to rain down on these fools.

You ain’t really a baller, Hezbollah. You need more people. Sure the global community will reprimand Israel for setting your azzes on fire, meanwhile you just lost half a generation. Killing the menfolk is easy enough, but Israel is like Homie the Clown and they don’t play that shit. Expect to have rows of dead bodies of women and children.

I blame Damascus for all of this current nonsense. They weren’t happy leaving well enough alone so they had to go and give arms to Hezbollah. So don’t be surprised either when Israel steps to Syria. Knowing Israel, and the fact that they are slicker than all the oil in Kuwait, they will creep on BASHAR al-ASSAD and put a fly in his soup. ASSAD better hope that his son isn’t in the building at the time.

I suppose this was inevitable in the long run. The military industrial complex stays on their grizzly building bombs and tanks and planes and whatever. It doesn’t make sense to have all this shit just sit in a factory in Nebraska and dry rot. The good thing about expending all of our reserves of depleted phosphorous and enriched uranium is that in a dozen or so years we can start a non-profit organization that specializes in bringing drinking water to all the radiation poisoned children in Tripoli.