One day the president of the United States will be a woman. And what do you think the chances are that this woman will have some skeletons in her closet? Possibly a porn film that was made while she tried to pay her way through Harvard Law school. A history of dating some scurrilous menfolk. Maybe even the rumor or two of secretly preferring sushi over salami.
That’s why you should vote for HOOPZ for President. She is already so filled with scandal that there is no place to go but upwards. I have the feeling that before HOOPZ 15 minutes are over and done with a video will surface with her having sex with a farm animal. Trust me the staff over here will find it too since we look for just that kind of shazbot.
In the meantime and in between time peep this video of HOOPZ dancing to reggaeton as a member of the Latina Dimes dance troupe. The girls dance on a fire escape, in a back alley and inside a bus shelter. Shouts to Crunk & Disorderly where I copped the link.
That’s why I love the Latina chicas so much. They’re gully enough to give you a blowjob while you sit on the toilet.
