DETROIT STAND UP!!!

February 5th, 2006

romey rome

MoTown hasn’t had any good news in a long azz time so I don’t think that we should take JEROME BETTIS’ SuperBowl victory lightly. Not that its going to stop the poor Black folk in the ‘D’ from killing each other. I can imagine that the ‘D’ wants the title back for America’s Most Gulliest City.

Well at least there were four hours where no one in Michigan got themselves shot the fuck up

SEPARATED AT BIRTH: BLACK HISTORY MONTH EDITION

February 5th, 2006

americas mammy

I sing because I’m happy,
I sing because I’m free.
For His eye is on the sparrow,
and I know He watches me.

and I have like a gazillion bucks too!

DALLASPENN.COM is for the kids…

February 5th, 2006

poor baby

Obesity is the programmed effect of teaching kids to consume their own weight in food.

BILLY SUNDAY’s GHETTO CELEB POP QUIZ

February 5th, 2006

why is this man smiling?

What do you get when you listen to RAP music and then you take a couple of E tablets?

Editor’s note: Peep ol’ girl with the muscle neck Adams apple seated behind JIGGA MAN. Is that YOUR chick?!? Trans Europe Express.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BOBBY BROWN!

February 5th, 2006

his perogative

You may not be a CLIFF HUXTABLE type dad, but we still love your crazy jiggaboo azz.

I just know that my folks at CRUNK and Disorderly are throwin’ him a party so drop them a line to holler at’cha boy B.B.