The greatest city on Earth…
VIVA LA VIDA EN NUEVO YORK…
October 29th, 2008NYC Monday Is The New Friday…
October 28th, 2008
I fux with Mondays.
Hardbody.
Shouts to iFux’ iCandy
Mondays is the shit because after you kick Monday’s ass they can’t give you another one until next week.
Fridays is the scam homies.
When can you really taste Friday? When does that shit become your own? 6pm? So now you only got .25 left of Friday for yourself?!?
F for fail otherwise known as uLose.
Thank GOD for Mondays in NYC. The new Friday. The first part of Friday. Friday in NYC is really Monday and Tuesday. You need Tuesday to get on your after hours steez. Paradise Garage from 4am until noontime. Or Bassline, or Lovelite, or Choices, or (gasp!) Robots.
If I went to Robots then GOD would be the only way back to Earth.
Sonn be tripping hard. Body. Body and Soul.
Last night the spaceship was on some sexy vote shit. Everybody is trending out for voting like that shit is skinny jeans tapered to zero. Niggas don’t know that my vote was to come and enjoy that free ass wine. My #1 neggar on the $1 dumpling trigger, Freedom’s DJ Herbert, and my homey DJ Scribe were on the sound system. Haven’t been to a Scribe joint in a minute. I forgot how much soul these dudes got.
The crowd was on some beautiful Black bullshit with pretty motherfuckers like Maxwell just maxin’ and relaxin’. I knew I wasn’t sexy enough to be up in that party, but I stayed anyhoo and I drunk my free wine.
Fuck that wineglass bullshit. Got myself a plastic cup so I could go in @ 100mph with no brakes.
Never smiling.
Shouts to flameproof Flamboyant Productions
They screened that video clip from the BBC’s bootleg MICHAEL MOORE about voting shenanigans. Nobody that promotes this voting shit ever gets it right. There’s always a fear factor to entice you to vote. Nobody ever talks about the positivity of communities coming together to struggle and survive.
Niggas in Ohio will wait on a five hour line because there is only one broke ass machine at the polling station. That is the glory you fucking faggots. How powerful is the dream of having a voice. I won’t even sit in no hotdamned church for longer than three hours.
Voting is realer than GOD in some communities. It is a connection to the motherfuckers across the railroad tracks. Everybody wants their garbage picked up three times a week. Not just now that the ‘hood is being gentrified.
I wish Abdul had always stocked organic vine tomatoes instead of Lil’ Debbies. Awww sheeeeeeeeit, who am I kidding? Lil’ Debbie grew up to be a whore. And I loved her sweet, creamy goodness.
VOTE AND LIVE is the grand idea. A Diddy swagger jack or another Diddy community organizing program? You be the judge. The correct answer however would be the latter.
Who else could make voting this sexy?
In New York city.
Where Mondays are the new Fridays.
Animatrix courtesy of VeE
CAPTAIN BILLY SUNDAY’s PIRATE RADIO PODCAST
October 28th, 2008
DONNY HATHAWAY is one of the most important soulful vocalists from the 1970’s. Some of the greatest voices from that period would see their careers shortened from malady and tragedy. DONNY HATHAWAY suffered from severe bouts of depression. Similar to the beautiful and stunning PHYLLIS HYMAN, he would also commit suicide.
The duets he performed with ROBERTA FLACK are among some of the most timelessly romantic songs you will ever hear. DONNY HATHAWAY’s voice transcends the vinyl and plastic disks that he is recorded on. He is the essence of soul.
And may GOD rest his.
SNEAKER FIENDS UNITE!
October 28th, 2008
Yeah SFU fam… I got caught sleeping.
This spot on 8th Avenue had the Air Max 90/360 ‘Houndstooth’ on sale for $75cent in a sz 12 last pair. I thought for sure I could fuck around for a minute and come back to copping these the following week.
Nahh mayne.
They are so much iller in person than in a web picture.
Start making plans for the Sneaker Fiends Unite! NYC tour on Saturday November 15th. We will tour NYC for the best deals in kicks and gear visiting some of the hallowed stomping grounds for Hip-Hop heads.
And speaking of heads, for all the sneaker fiends that come through you will receive a limited edition Sneaker Fiends Unite! embroidered Yankees fitted.
Shouts to the Obsessive Sneaker Disorder movement.
Putting The Hell In Health…
October 28th, 2008
If you seriously love and respect the DP dot com movement you will do me a super solid and shoot me in my fucking head the second I am diagnosed with a terminal illness. You WILL NOT let me admit myself to a fucking hospital so that they can put my ass in the fucking hallway because my insurance is maxed out.
As a matter of fact, that should be my insurance, one gallon of premium gasoline to bathe in and a book of matches.
There’s no way I will be on a gurney in the corridor next to the pissery or the fucking janitor’s closet. Hospital staff might be able to convince some people that it is all part of the healing process to sleep in the hallway wearing that fucking untied robe with your blackened asscheeks outdoors and your bedpan overflowing, but I want none of that shit.
Stab me in my throat with a stethoscope first.