DP versus COMBAT JACK: De La Soul

October 1st, 2008

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What started off as a casual end of summer Sunday afternoon of imported beers enjoyed on the steps of a Brooklyn townhouse became a heated discussion with more platitudes and invectives than you would find in a presidential debate. If opinions are similar to assholes in that they are possessed buy one and all then I would have to rate my opinion to be greater than Combat Jack’s for virtue that my ass is more substantial [ll]. Nonetheless, the argument raged on…

“Which is De La Soul’s greatest album?”

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‘3 Ft. High And Rising’
I choose this album because it had a profound effect on Hip-Hop and rap music. This album shatters the myth that only someone in a B-boy stance can produce rap music. The soundscape that Prince Paul crafts in 3ft was as futuristic and otherworldly as what the Bomb Squad was doing for Public Enemy.

Rap music is about lyrics too and De La Soul were unlike any rap group you have heard since them. Simile meets metaphor which is followed by obscure or arcane reference. De La Soul’s first album showed them to be pop culture deconstructionists on the level of rap music’s Jacques Derrida. Excuse my hyperbole, but that is how fucking good 3ft is to listen to. Plus philosophy might have been the only college class that I passed.

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‘Buhloone Mindstate’
Combat Jack submits B.M. as De La’s best album because of Prince Paul’s maturity on this disk. We don’t find nearly as many skits or interludes on this CD. This, says Combat Jack, is a complete album.

The quirkiness in De La Soul’s lyrics is removed for a more serious tone which decries the music industry’s modus operandi as well as the the fickle tastes of our consumer culture. De La Soul has never been afraid to speak to us as adults when the situation calls for such, ugh, real talk. Is this why they are still playing in college gymnasiums? Maybe. It’s also why they are being given their due for Vh-1’s Hip-Hop Honors this year.

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Like fellow Native Tonguer DRES would say, “The choice is yours.”

The Boy Who Cried Wolf-owitz…

October 1st, 2008

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Dick farted…

The world is having a gasface moment because our lawmakers and moneychangers got a little too greedy minding the till. I’ll say this again so that we are all clear on the why-fors and the what-nots; Capitalism is supposed to devour everything in sight when it is working properly. Lassiez faire economic systems eventually have to vomit out all the caviar they have consumed. All that lobster tail every day will give you the gout and quick. Right now America has the gout. BUSCHE is trying to tell us that the gout is about to give us the AIDS unless we aid the fools that have no self control.

I admit that I have been hoodwinked by the BUSCHES every which way myself. While I knew that they were going to go apeshit with the oil prices I didn’t think that they would eff the banks in the ‘A’ (no Atlanta). If I had been paying attention I would have remembered the Silverdo schemes set up by NEIL BUSCHE. How many of us listening to N.W.A., Ice Cube and Public Enemy back in 1988 would believe that by 2008 we would have another BUSCHE ruining the country and RONALD RAYGUN would be viewed as the transcendent president?

The stakes now are way higher than when G DUBBZ coerced COLIN POWELL to appear before Congress and give his administrative war pitch. The biggest problem that the administration is facing now is that all the people who had integrity and could muster the trust of the American citizen have been driven underground. While all the vultures and hawks have been placed on perches so high above our view we won’t even see them when they swoop down to pick away the bones. PAUL WOLFOWITZ was the president of the World Bank up until last year when he was forced to resign because he caught misappropriating funds. Everywhere they go members of G DUBBZ administration bring their philosophy of scorching the Earth.

I don’t write this shit just to seem smart and make hyperlinks to Wikipedia. I write this shit in the hopes that we can all remember what the BUSCHES do to our country so hopefully we won’t elect JEB BUSCHE president in 2012.

BACK IN A NEW YORK GROOVE…

October 1st, 2008

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Ace Frehley (KISS) – ‘New York Groove’*
*DP Fun Fact is that I got this album for my birthday thirty years ago
**DP Dot Com Free Shit goes out to anyone NOT named Dart Adams that can tell me Ace Frehley’s stage name with KISS.

There is so much shit we have to discuss this week. First off, let me say thank you to everyone who sent me their love this week. Your thoughts and prayers brought me and C.S. home safely. NHJIC.

Okay, so my Mets really did shitbag the season didn’t they? If OMAR MINAYA wants to keep his job he better start finding some players that speak english. No more of this latin bullshit. There ain’t nothing good going down in Latin America so these ballplayers better learn to speak some English and real fuckin’ quick. Let’s see how much CARLOS DELGADO likes playing for the San Juan Rooster Legs.

New York City is on hype overload right now. There are too many parties going down with obamas included. The VH-1 Hip-Hop Honors are also taping live tomorrow night. I don’t have RAFI available to help me beauregarde the red carpet press area this year so I am going in a different direction altogether. Stay tuned for what transpires. I promise that it will be funny if nothing else.

The BUSCHE administration bailout plan records a massive fail and we are all still alive. Who knew?

We need to discuss some of this shit…

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SHANA TOVA BITCHES!

September 28th, 2008

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I have to bow my head real quick and thank the most high for this chance to see the beginning of a new year. I’m going to take a minute and pour a little Newman’s Own balsamic vinaigrette on the ground for your boy PAUL and all the other people that didn’t get to this point. Say a rest in peace to whomever you want to and recognize that none of us have a guarantee for these days.

I have to say thank you to my girlfriend Chocolate Snowflake who had the vision to buy us a trip to Barbados before my personal financial meltdown went down. She is one of the biggest reasons that my last year was so fantastic and beautiful. Last night as we waded in the ocean after dark I saw actual flying fishes in the water. It was a surreal moment that reminded me why I have so much to thank GOD for.

Rafi and Cas are also at the top of my list because of all the work they have done to make the i.C. movement more than just an inside joke on a politician.

Terrence Elenteny is about to blow the eff up. I’m just glad that he is bringing me long for the ride.

Amadeo Sogni, Dart Adams, VeE, Candice 1969, Marvelous Mo, the Ambasador, Enigmatik, the Underwriter and all of you writers who take out the time from pursuing you passion and your craft to come to this page that I live and die over, you deserve my thanks and my recognition. Please forgive me if you don’t see your name because my memory isn’t always as thorough as my heart.

To the commenters that don’t host websites, but aggregate more blogs than I can imagine, I thank you for your time that you spend here. This page, this site, belongs to you in more ways than one. I am a truly blessed dude to have so many intelligent folks as my friends.

It all comes back to the most high who has placed us all here for something real and special. When I say special I don’t mean anything more extraordinary than doing whatever we do. To make more people, to be responsible shepherds to our communities and our planet. To love others in the true biblical sense with no eye towards karma or any method of invoicing our good deeds. To just be love. This is my promise to GOD for the new year.

DP.COM MANNY WATCH…

September 28th, 2008

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I hope some of you are feeling the excitement of the upcoming MLB playoffs. I’m sorry that the Mets had to shitbag the last few weeks of the season. They don’t deserve to get into the post-season, but if they do I won’t complain.

The Dodgers should be seeded against Philadelphia for the wildcard round if the Mets get in, but if the Brewers end up winning the wildcard the Dodgers will have to face Sweet Lou’s Cubbies since teams in the same division can’t face each other in the opening round.

I don’t see the Dodgers going too far in the playoffs because the team really isn’t that deep and the few marquee names other than than MANNY are all washed up at this point. I still have to doff my cap for MANNY for revitalizing his career in Los Angeles. Nothing for me would be sweeter than watching Boston go down in flames since they traded the leader of their team.