N.F.L. = Not For Long

January 7th, 2007

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I guess this is the moment that we were all waiting for. Here are the final results for the inaugural DP Dot Com Football Pool. I thought it was a success even if I didn’t manage to win in the last week. The one thing that surprised me overall was how well the women that participated were doing. You ladies were pretty on point from week to week. CANDICE was undoubtedly the best pooler this season. She had one bad week and she missed a week. Without those two glitches she would have pwned the pool. I give lots of credit to the folks that got down late but stuck around and hung tough. ESBEE almost went from worst to first.

As it was from the beginning of the season just like in pros anyone had a chance. To be honest with you, the person who won was the guy I expected to win from the gate. He’s prah’lee the only dude who can tell you who won the rushing title in 1983 and who was the NFL’s scoring leader in 1987. Funny story, true story is that I received a nice little check from him for the holidays and now I have to give it all back. LM is the winner for this years’ football pool.

LM = 14 pts (92)
AMADEO = 10 pts (91)
CANDICE = 15 pts (90)
Mr.KAMOJI = 7 pts (87)
S DOT = 6 pts (86)
40 DAWG = 14 pts (85)
ESBEE = 20 pts (85)
J trademark= 7 pts (81)
ALEX2.0 = 8 pts (79)
THE DALLAS = -1 pt (78)
PRYNSEX = 1 pt (77)
TIFFANY = 21 pts (77)
SHONQUAYSHAH= 6 pts (65)

LM, give me a call or e-mail me to let me know when you will be in NYC. I will have to make an appointment for the NIKE Design Studio. Thanks to all of you that kept the pool so fun for these four months. Let’s do it again later this year.

BILLY SUNDAY’s HOLIDAY PHOTO ALBUM

January 6th, 2007

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Your boy BILLY SUNDAY is back from vaycay as well and he’s up to his usual tricks. He and Mr. BLISTER spent the New Year in Singapore and I think I will have to hear about how southeast Asain chicks are the new azzcrack for the ’07.

You be the judge.

NOTE TO CIARA’s P.R. PEEPS…

January 6th, 2007

ciara

I’m ready to make CIARA my new ‘It’ girl, but you folks need to send me a pic of her genitals first. I won’t publish the pictures to my audience and at least we can move forward.

I understand that she is supposed to have an extra large labia, and I’m cool with that. Hell, if her pussy lips are large enough to put lipstick on I think that’s sexy, but I am strongly opposed to making love to CIARA if she has a penis. Even a small one.

Let’s say she has a penis and twat… I’m still opposed to having sex with her, although I don’t think that she should be stripped of her right to marry BOW WOW or MISSY ELLIOT or whomever is into that type of thing.

JAMES BROWN TRIBUTE PARTY 2.10.07

January 2nd, 2007

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Only a little over a week away…

The DP Dot Com Football Pool (Final Week)

December 28th, 2006

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***submit your picks to this e-mail address***
***blu_cheez at dallaspenn dot com***

This is the moment that we have all waited for. The final week of the football season and someone is about to crowned the ‘King (or Queen) of the first annual DP Dot Com Football Pool’. I want to thank all of you that stuck around since the beginning and those of you that came to play when you did. Give it up CANDICE for holding down the leader spot almost all season, but like her Giants she faded in the end. Big up to all the ladies that repped for their squads. There’s nothing better than having a shorty that watches football with you on Sunday and know the point difference between a basketball and a football field goal.

Here’s a breakdown of the leader board…

AMADEO = 4 pts (81)
Mr.KAMOJI = 5 pts (80)
S DOT = 10 pts (80)
THE DALLAS = 10 pts (79)
SASQUATCHFART = 4 pts (78)
LM = 6 pts (78)
PRYNSEX = 4 pts (76)
CANDICE = 0 pts (75)
J trademark= 17 pts (74)
40’s-Odie-Dillie-Dopeshit = 3 pts (71)
ALEX2.0 = -1 pts (71)
ESBEE = 0 pts (65)
SHONQUAYSHAH= 4 pts (59)
TIFFANY = -1 pts (56)
JESSE = -2 pts (47)

The only person that is technically mathematically eliminated is JESSE (sorry dude), but everyone else has a chance to win… Technically. Follow the Bonus Points Heavy Rollers chart for this week carefully. Keep in mind that if your H.R. picks fall you lose your point wager, but if they win you get double.

The Bonus Points Heavy Rollers breakdown goes like this…

The following poolers are all allowed two seperate +1 H.R. picks in the Bonus section
AMADEO
Mr.KAMOJI
S DOT

The following poolers are all allowed two seperate +2 H.R. picks in the Bonus section
40 DAWG
SASQUATCHFART
LM
PRYNSEX
CANDICE
DALLAS
J trademark
ALEX2.0

The following pooler is allowed two seperate +3 H.R. picks in the Bonus section
ESBEE

The following poolers are all allowed two seperate +4 H.R. picks in the Bonus section
SHONQUAYSHAH
TIFFANY

JESSE, it’s just for glory this week, but you do get to submit two(2) +5 H.R. picks.

***submit your picks to this e-mail address***
***blu_cheez at dallaspenn dot com***

Here’s your lineup card for the final weekend…

NEW YORK GIANTS @ WASHINGTON REDSKINS

CLEVELAND BROWNS @ HOUSTON TEXANS

NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS @ TENNESSEE TITANS

PITTSBURGH STEELERS @ CINCINNATI BENGALS

JACKSONVILLE JAGUARS @ KANSAS CITY CHIEFS*corrected

SAINT LOUIS RAMS @ MINNESOTA VIKINGS

ATLANTA FALCONS @ PHILADELPHIA EAGLES

BONUS POINTS * HEAVY ROLLER * BONUS POINTS

Most rushing yards this weekend?
STEVEN JACKSON or FRANK GORE

Most passing yards this weekend?
CARSON PALMER or REX GROSSMAN

Which cats score more?
PANTHERS or LIONS

Total score for GREEN BAY @ CHICAGO – 44 points
OVER or UNDER


***submit your picks to this e-mail address***
***blu_cheez at dallaspenn dot com***