The interview with STEVEN A. SMITH, my least favorite jig journalist alongside ANDRE ‘Ol Man River’ CROTCH.
In his own words… ALLEN IVERSON.
MERRY CHRISTMAS From ALLEN IVERSON And ONSMASH Dot Com…
December 22nd, 2006DIDDY’s LITTLE GIRLS…
December 22nd, 2006
My bad if I have seemed like somewhat of a grinch during the holiday season. Here’s some good news to take home with you this weekend. PUFF DIDDY, The King of All Jigs, is a daddy once again now that KIM PORTER has given birth to twin baby girls. We here at the site would like to congratulate DIDDY and wish a speedy recovery to his babies’ momma.
Being good friends of PUFF DIDDY in the sense that we plan to work for him one day (no FONZWORTH BENTLEY) we thought we might advise him on the naming of his new queens. Please NO JIG NAMES. How about KAITLYN and KRISTIN, or maybe even KARIN. Something with a ‘K’ to give KIM a shout, but at the same time something that a white would be comfortable with.
Not that KEISHA or KASSIE aren’t… Kool, but c’mon DIDDY if everyone in America named their kids KATELYN and Black kids still weren’t able to get into good schools then we might have an argument with Yale’s admissions department.
THE GHOSTS OF CHRISTMAS PAST…
December 22nd, 2006
A Christmas postcard from Iraq…
FELIZ NAVIDAD FROM TONY’s KANSAS CITY…
December 21st, 2006
You kids already know TONY from TonysKansasCity Dot Com is one of my best buddies on the internets, so whenever I see a piece of news that I think he will dig I have to shout dude out. Check it…
Southern California schools are giving their students an extra week off during the holiday break. Some of the administrators have declared that since their student populations were almost exclusively Mexicano the extra time allowed families to visit relatives on the other side of the border. That’s pretty cool and politically correct at the same time. Everybody that knows anything about the culture knows that Spanish people aren’t doing shit until Three Kings Day comes and goes.
CHRISTMAS SHOPPING WITH BILLY SUNDAY… NOT!
December 21st, 2006
You know I Don’t eff with the YouTube anymore, but my family over at FLAWLE$$ HU$TLE put this up for the holiday shopping season.
I suggest that you stay home this weekend and avoid shopping and shoplifting. Both are forms of consumption that we can’t afford. Even if you pay for your gifts with cash trust me we can’t afford the price.
The murderers of SEAN BELL and the terrorists that have descended on his former south Queens neighborhood will buy their Christmas gifts with their ill gotten gains. Don’t support their actions with your money as well.