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DP Dot Com Football Pool Pick ‘Em Final Week…

Thursday, December 27th, 2007

mr. wheat

The 2007 DP Dot Com Football Pool generated by Yahoo has been good money. I wish the games were played more often. Bigg up to the Nah’Right collective that held it down for the entire season. I see you out there about to blow[ll] FUXXX, as always, thanks to my connect BELIZE, and the new homey Furiou$tylez.

We had the Philly representatives putting in work this season, CANDICE and ZILLA ROCCA were in and around the top poolers for much of the season. Respect to DART ADAMS of Poisonous Paragraphs dot com. DART does his thing-thing on the bloggy tip everyday.

I don’t like to crit my peoples on their creative output but DART, could you pull some of the wattage off your page? Every time I try to load up your spot from my box here in my crib my shit has a heart attack. If I get a raise from XXL next year I am buying myself a new computer because DART will post more images and music than my G4 can manage.

DUBBLE UP, you are in the driver’s seat homey. Good luck, I hope you win because you have been leaving comments here and playing every contest I have run for as long as I can remember. Good luck to all of you poolers. Stay tuned for the DP Dot Com x NCAA Final Four March Madness bracket. You already know that’s another pair of *FREE* Nike Dunks going out to the winner.

Here’s the list of poolers still mathematically eligible to win the tournament…

DubbleUP 124
Patriot Games 122
Are1 121
bears rule 119
BurDenDer 117
alex2.0_is_stuck_in_neutral 115
Hello Belize 114
Furiou$tylez & BadNewsBears 114
Zilla Rocca 112
noGrossman 112
Godson Across the Belly…iFux 111
53 Centers 111
Desert Sole 110
Behind Bars Bengals 110
Angry Citizen 108

ARE1, bears rule and NO GROSSMAN have been the hottest poolers since Wk. 13 so this contest is still anybody’s best guess.

40 DIESEL: Of Mice, Men And MARBURY…

Friday, December 21st, 2007

starbury

Editor’s note: Holding down the post at DP Dot Com. 40 DIESEL drops knowledge about New York City sports legends… Word to JACK ROOSEVELT ROBINSON.

Let me start by saying I’ve had some tragic losses in my life, but I’ve never lost a parent. I can’t even imagine the loss one feels when the person that created and shaped you is no longer with you. I mean I never saw my father cry in my 30+ years until my dear grandmother passed last year at the age of 95. I will never forget the moment where I stood there in front of my entire family having to stop my own tears to help my old man deal with his own. That seminal moment made was a passing of the torch some what, but more importantly it taught me that my father prepared me well enough to stand as a man to the point where the student has to help the teacher carry on. I reflect on this moment and share it with you the reader in regards to the current state of my beloved sports franchise the New York Knickerbockers and their petulant “star”.

Brooklyn arguably lost its greatest basketball patriarch when Don Marbury Sr. died a few weeks back. Anyone who knows anything about NYC sports knows that Mr. Marbury consistently knocked out some of the greatest basketball talent Kings County has ever seen, and the name Marbury has been in the NYC sports pages since the mid-80’s. It was tragic to hear that one minute he’s enjoying watching his progeny in the world’s most famous arena to breathing his last breaths in the physical. So tragic that they kept it from Steph until the end of the game. Understandably the news devastated our mercurial point guard and Stephon took the time to mourn the huge loss. But after a few weeks I began to wonder if he was ever gonna come back or even worse – Is he milking this?

starbury

With out rehashing all the off court hi-jinks of 2007, you had to wonder where the owner of the Knicks, the president/GM/coach/HNIC/closet ghey Isiah Thomas, and our $100M homeboy all stood. Between the fights at 30,000 feet, random “suspensions”, and other mularkey, Knick fans have had to sit back, watch and wonder what the fuck was going on with this team. Considering their shitty record, the Knicks were like cRap music – the drama outside of the game was far better than the actual product. We fans had all become cynical of the clusterfuck and were waiting for someone to go all “NO MAS!” with us. Well I’m wondering if this has finally happened with Starbury losing his old man.

The parental deaths of sports figures have translated into some of the single greatest individual performances I’ve seen in the last few years. We all watched Jordan in 1993 giving his all after the tragic murder of his father James and just breaking down hugging the O’Brien Trophy exhausted on all planes. When Brett Farve’s dad died he went out on Monday Night Football and had a game for the ages (I was living outta state and made a verklepmt call to my old man to tell him I love and appreciate him after that game.) Who can forget Tiger winning his first major after Earl Woods passed and even the normally icy El Tigre couldn’t hold back the tears. I bring up all these moments to prove that even in the face of great tragedy these men found away to use their pain as a motivation and find a way to honor the men that made them. I don’t know if I can say that about Starbury. Whether it’s him “not being ready” or suffering “flu-like symptoms”, I don’t see that kind of gumption coming out of a kid who prides himself in being a hardscrabble kid from Coney Island.

starbury

So what you may ask is the problem? I think Steph was never really taught how to be A MAN. Stephon has always been a coddled basketball wunderkind who had the insulation of his brothers and basketball to protect him from all the ills of the world. Well in the pursuit of protecting the “family investment” no one took the time to foster the innate sense of manhood into the brother. Not manhood in the sense that he’s the financial cash cow for the next 4 generations of Marburys, but in the sense that he knows when to put the bullshit aside to be that hunter-gatherer that keeps everything in motion. Whether its reading about a 12 year old Marbury as a bratty Big Mac demanding kid in Darcy Frey’s “The Last Shot”, bitching his way out of KG’s Minnesota, the Jersey, and Phoenix pitstops, or pulling away in his $400,000 Rolls guffawing after admitting to his own indiscretions as well as his role in the cesspool that is the Knicks front office – Steph has never grown the fuck up.

For that I have to blame those around him that empowered him to carry on with such behavior and never said “NO!”. Steph may never be a champ because he doesn’t have that manhood in him that Jordan, Farve, & Tiger had in them. That greatness that lets them know that “He’s gone now, and it’s totally up to me to honor the legacy and his last name. To make everything he taught me until his last breath ring true for the world. THAT HE RAISED A MAN.” I don’t see that in Marbury, I see a scared kid who now can’t find his way in the world because he was never taught how to. And until I see something different I’ll look at him as such. But who knows, the Association’s season is still young and the East is wide open for those other 4-5 playoff spots, so maybe after some time and some Tussin, he can beat his blues and his flu.

However, if he’s not built for this grown man shit, then he should do us all a favor and take his remaining $40M and step the fuck off in those $15 kicks…

Word.

starbury

DP Dot Com Football Pool Wk. 15

Monday, December 17th, 2007

miami

So Miami isn’t going to go winless this season?

Do you think RAY LEWIS is somewhere in Miami stabbing someone to death as we speak?

I’ll also wager that Alex2.0 came pretty close to blowing a complete stranger. She really, REALLY goes in hard for the ‘Phins.

The DP Dot Com Football Pool is all over the place. There are two more weeks to play with a veritable logjam [ll] at the top of the scoreboard. Here are my unofficial adjustments to the Top 10 poolers…

DubbleUP 114
Patriot Games 113
Are1 110
bears rule 109
alex2.0_is_stuck_in_neutral 108
BurDenDer 108
Furiou$tylez & BadNewsBears 108
Zilla Rocca 107
Hello Belize 106
53 Centers 104
Desert Sole 104
Godson Across the Belly…iFux 102

There are several poolers that are in the 90-100pt range as well and they are all mathematically still in the contest so don’t stop making your picks. You don’t want these free sneakers to just fall into anyone’s hands do you?

I’m Rich And I Pitch, Biatch! (Writer’s Strike Re-Runs)

Friday, December 14th, 2007

the rocket

How in the world do you tell a child from any walk of life not to cheat or do drugs when all they can see is the reverence and honor bestowed upon these talented drug abusers in the major leagues of baseball?

ROGER CLEMENS has set himself up to receive $9,000.00 for every pitch he throws in a major league game. I normally enjoy STEPHEN A. SMITH as much as a migraine headache, but he blew up the Rocket in this column here(no pink wooden bats). Imagine if O.J. Simpson tried to get away with golfing all over the place like the Rocket does?

Okay, that last question makes no fucking sense whatsoever, but you are still reading this blog aren’t you?

If you are among the people that think that ROGER CLEMENS hasn’t doped his blood, please kill yourself at the next intermission…

the rocket

Got A Rocket In My Pocket? (Writer’s Strike Re-Runs)

Friday, December 14th, 2007

rocket

Let me just say that you would have to be pretty naive to think that ROGER CLEMENS didn’t dope up in order to remain dominant in the game of baseball. Unlike BARRY BONDS, he has been able to mostly fly under the radar due to other factors here in America (read: Supremacy-The Inconvenient Truth). Contrary to the mainstream media stories, steroids and performance enhancing drugs don’t make regular players superstars, but they do allow superstars to shine for longer periods. The window of opportunity to be a viable professional athlete is small. Performance enhancing drugs allow that athlete a chance to add a brief extension to that window. It doesn’t last forever and the downside is that the post-retirement lifestyle is usually short as well. Just look at LYLE ALZADO.

Former major league pitcher JASON GRIMSLEY is putting peoples’ business on front street now that the F.B.I. is getting up in his shit like RICHARD GERE’s hamsters. I don’t feel bad for CLEMENS or for ANDY PETITTE or any players that are implicated for juicing. It sucks that the players are forced to take the whole weight like JANET was forced to bear that cross after her titty went on television. The baseball team owners are just as complicit as the players are. The Houston Astros trotted CLEMENS out for the home fans one last time before the season was to end. By doing so they pushed CLEMENS out of his normal spot in the rotation and thereby took a day of rest from him. The management says that this was a gift to the fans. I hope CLEMENS gets a nice bonus for the azzes that he puts in the seats at Minute Maid park. In any case, its clear to me who gets the kid glove treatment when the talk of using anabolic steroids is flung around. Clear as the cream and the clear.