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EFF YOU BAHHHHHSTAHN!!!

Monday, October 22nd, 2007

starbury

Yes, I admit that it is reckless optimism to be exultant after a pre-season victory in any sport, especially the NBA, but the Knicks got a victory tonight over our mortal rivals, the Boston Celtics.

For a lifelong Knick fan, word to the KING, there isn’t anything that I can think of that would be better.

Okay, maybe ONE thing…

one piece with a biscuit

DP Dot Com Football Pool Wk. 7 Recap…

Monday, October 22nd, 2007

brady bunch

Furiou$tylez continues to maintain his dominance in the DP Dot Com Football Pool by picking at least eight(8) games correctly every week. If any of us poolers hope to run up on him from behind [ll] we had better pick a few Bostons in the next few weeks. Speaking of Boston, how sick are those Red Sox? And how futuristic are those Patriots?!? I know Indy is still on par with them as far as their overall undefeated record is concerned, but I don’t think PEYTON and the Longnecks have the same swagger that New England has.

I suppose we’ll see what the deal is between these two powerhouses on November 4. In the meantime and in bwetween time let’s look at some of the pick leaders for Week 7…

FBOMBS 9
Tiffany’s a Colts fan 9
Behind Bars Bengals 9
bears rule 9
Zilla Rocca 9
Patriot Games 8
Tom Brady’s Dirty Bastard 8
AmadeoSweetPicks 8
Furiou$tylez Is Your Daddy 8
i will not lose 8
alex2.0_still_hanging_in_there 8

Peep how three(3) ladies are in the Top Ten. My advice to some of you fellas is to let your girlfriends make your weekly picks for you. Hell, it worked out last season for LM. True story.

t.i.

DP Dot Com Football Pool Wk. 6 Recap…

Tuesday, October 16th, 2007

favre

I’m feeling BRETT FAVRE this season [ll]. Actually, RYAN GRANT, a running back with the Pack is my cousin so if Green Bay does it big this season I will be happier than a rasta with a bag of weed and a plate of oxtails.

The dominant teams are once again New England and Indianapolis, but don’t sleep on Pittsburgh. They are quietly a monster squad on the low [ll]. I got love for the Steelers too ever since I hung out with CARSON DALY, JEROME BETTIS, JAMES FARRIOR and BEN ROETHLISBERGER a tthis local pub in Clinton Hill called Sputnik. Let’s talk about this websites’ football pool before I have to use another [ll].

Here’s how ill the football pool can get at DP Dot Com… The current overall leader hasn’t even been the weekly winner yet. Furiou$tylez Is Your Daddy is averaging 7.9 correct picks a week and this is enough to be in front of the pack. DubbleUp and Belize are hot on his heels though. I’m 17 points off the lead as is most of the rest of the pool. Starting this weekend shit gets really real sonn.

A couple of people have discussed the use of the spread in the DP Dot Com Football Pool. The spread keeps shit funky. There is a no bitching rule in football which means that if you can’t figure out how the spread works you won’t be winning a free pair of sneakers from the DP Dot Com checking account. Don’t be a bitch, figure out how the spread works.

Here’s the leader board for the DP Dot Com Football Pool…

Furiou$tylez Is Your Daddy 47
DubbleUP 46
Belizean PumPum Killa 45
alex2.0_still_hanging_in_there 43
Zilla Rocca 42
BurDenDer 40
Desert Sole 39
H8torade’s Hoes 39
Are1 39
Godson Across the Belly…iFux 39
Patriot Games 39
AmadeoSweetPicks 38
20/20Proof 38
Cashus Clay 38

DP Dot Com Football Pool Wk 5 Recap…

Tuesday, October 9th, 2007

pats

Who wants to take on some side action[ll] for the New England vs. Dallas tilt this upcoming weekend? The Patriots and the Colts are the cat’s pajamas this season. I hate DJ Longneck with a passion, but ol’ boy has the Colts getting ill at will.

We have some movement at the top of the heap. These are the horses in the lead after one fourth of the season…

Furiou$tylez Is Your Daddy 40
DubbleUP 39
Belizean PumPum Killa 39
alex2.0_still_hanging_in_there 38
Zilla Rocca 38
Are1 36
Patriot Games 35
BurDenDer 35
Desert Sole 34
Cashus Clay 34
Pick’em Buggers 34
Godson Across the Belly…iFux 33
H8torade’s Hoes 33
20/20Proof 32
AmadeoSweetPicks 31
Terrortown Assassins 31
UR Getting Beat By A GYRL 31
and you say Chi-City 31
Jesse 30
Dogfighters Anonymous 30
dutch’s masters 30

As usual, the majority of the ladies that are playing are scoring pretty well, led by ALEX2.0 inside of the top five and CANDICE not too far off the overall lead. There’s tons more football to be played and I imagine that the leader board will change weekly until someone finally takes control.

Oh and yeah, how ’bout them Cowboys!?!

A LETTER FROM THE MANAGEMENT

Tuesday, October 9th, 2007

mj45

When I return with the 45 on me, it ain’t for playing games…

What’s really ‘hood party people? I suppose it’s time for me to get back to work since y’all are back at your grinds respectively. I’m taking my time coming in off the bench because this is the fourth quarter. This is the part of the game where I want the ball in my hands [ll]. It’s big dog time. Let’s see who can finish the year off strong and take their buzz into the next season. I sort of stumbled around at the end of Q3. I had a few miscues, but thankfully none of them resulted in a turnover.

I was nearly ticketed for drinking in public, but the cops(two white dudes) let me go since my bottle was empty.

I was nearly arrested for putting on deodorant inside a pharmacy and then walking out without paying for it, but the store security didn’t feel like going out like that. I came back the following day after I had bathed and I had some money and I bought the deodorant.

dr

dr

I’ve been a bit loopy for a few weeks and that is prah’lee because I’ve started drinking heavily again. I get angry, then depressed, then melancholy. I buy a pair of sneakers and I get happy again, but then I drink until I get sick and this makes me angry once more. It’s called wash, rinse, repeat bitches and I plan on doing this until I die sometime soon, but I ain’t dead yet, and as long as I ain’t dead we got shit to do.

cRap Music Fantasy League Q4 is underway!

The DP Dot Com Football Pool is starting to separate the kids from the grown and sexy footballers.

Last week was all about the Hip-Hop Honors awards and the iNternets Celebrities handled their effing B.I. as usual. It’s all about rocking this thing until the wheels fall off. Since y’all have decided to come along for the ride I don’t see any reason to wait any longer. Let’s get this shit poppin’!