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JACK ROOSEVELT ROBINSON = HARDBODY DELUXE

Sunday, April 15th, 2007

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A lot of people think that racism doesn’t invade your body on a physiological level but they would also argue that racism ended when JACKIE ROBINSON entered the ranks of major league baseball. What did end would be the published statement that African Americans were not intelligent athletes. All the while racism wittled away at the man’s bone marrow. It acted like AIDS as it attacked this world class athlete on the level of JIM THORPE

I can’t even begin to tell you how hardbody JACK ROOSEVELT ROBINSON was. He defies description. Please read his Wikipedia page. All I knew was that my dad had the utmost respect for JACKIE ROBINSON that bordered on cultish worship. Okay, maybe cult worship isn’t the truth either, but my dad gave me a book to read about JACKIE called ‘The Great Experiment’ and he made me read it before he sent me to this summer baseball camp at Queens College. My dad always told me that I was as good as anyone that I played with. I thought that he meant skills wise, but what he really meant was that my humanity was the most important skill that I owned. The truth is that I kind of sucked compared to most of the kids at the camp. As usual, fat boys always have to play catcher. Nullus.

I still can’t fully imagine how hardbody JACKIE ROBINSON was to champion social causes all throughout his career while posting all-star Hall of Fame statistics. After his retirement from baseball he politic’ed for Black coaches and managers. Major League baseball finally gave him his wish. Too bad he wasn’t around to see his dream fulfilled. JACKIE died in 1972 at the age of 53 years young. The cancer called racism transformed itself into diabetes and ravaged his body. I can’t imagine any athlete in today’s world speaking out against social injustice and racism. These men have athlete bodies and coward’s hearts.

Long live DP Dot Com Hardbody Hero JACK ROOSEVELT ROBINSON.

CitiBank’s Over-Mortgaged Field Of Dreams…

Wednesday, April 11th, 2007

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Digging up the dirt has only just begun…

I suppose I should be drinking the Kool-Aid that everybody has been serving up. If I let them tell the story the new home for the Mets will be like the infant baby Jesus for this boro in New York City. It will wipe away the eyesore of the ‘Iron Triangle’. A hodgepodge of junkyards and auto body repair shops where Thundercracker, Soundwave and I used to try to sell our stolen cars. The pitch so far has been the percentage of the construction costs that the Mets are ponying up. But inside the fine print I can see that NYC is biting off a far larger chunk than it can chew. Keep in mind that the Yankees are also being gifted with a new facility as well.

It all boils down to real estate and the city government gives it away to sports franchises like a fiefdom. The Big Apple beomes the ‘Big Plum’ for the Yankees, the Mets, the United States Tennis Association and soon, the Nets. No where in America, save for maybe Los Angeles is land this valuable. You have to understand another thing about New York City. It’s essentially a consortium of islands. At some point you run out of land to expand on so you begin to build upwards. This adds exponential value to the land because you can increase your tenancy on the original footprint. Just try to imagine the monthly rents for all the businesses that occupy a fifty story skyscraper. The landlord receives fifty monthly checks twelve times a year. This is why landlords run NYC with an iron fist. They force the politicians to amend the zoning laws and allow them to add fifty more floors to their fifty floor buildings.

It’s like getting free land from the city isn’t enough for the Mets either. In typical fashion they have begun to cut their construction costs by removing features from the facility that were highlights of the initial proposal. They was going to be a field surface that would have been reconfigurable for multi sport use. There were also going to install a high-tech retractable roof, but that design has been kicked to the curb as well. And in the ultimate display of selfish, tacky greed the Mets owners have decided to sell the naming rights to the stadium to CitiBank. Who cares what amount CitiBank is paying them, although the deal that Jay-Z and the Nets got from former slave holders Barclay’s Bank was pretty sweet.

Anyhoo, what CitiBank should do in their ultimate wisdom is cede the name of the park over to a local legend. like CASEY STENGEL CitiPark or JACKIE ROBINSON CitiField. That would be corporate classy and it would allow CitiBank to say, “See, we’re for the community.”

What do you think Mets’ fans?

IMUS? Who The Fuck Is DON IMUS?!?

Tuesday, April 10th, 2007

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A picture of DON IMUS’ face for reference…

This nigga DON IMUS should have died like twenty years ago. He’s been stealing HOWARD STERN’s material for at least that many years. Back when I was doing graveyard shifts in the firehouse at Ground Zero we would listen to the FAN with JOE BENIGNO on the overnite and then IMUS would come on at 6am. We’d listen to dude for exactly 25 minutes until STERN’s show started their broadcast day. Nobody listens to fucking IMUS!

This whole tempest in a teacup is just like the JANET JACKSON tittie fiasco because no one actually saw the tittie until the image hit the internets. And no one listened to the DON IMUS show until NBC/Universal begged YouTube to spotlight this azzcrack’s video. How lame must dude be to have to steal material from HOWARD STERN? That’s the only reason that dude should be fired, because he’s a laaaaaaaame. I respect AL SHARPTON’s grizzly one-hundred percent, but why haven’t we gotten RUSSELL SIMMONS and LYOR COHEN fired for the incessant mysoginistic bullshit cRap music they have peddled for the last decade or more? Them two niggers need to be unemployed fa’rizzle. IMUS? Not so much. His old azz should already be dead.

Most importantly, everyone knows that Division 1-A ladies basketball players are not ho’s but thoroughbred dykes. Have you seen Tennessee’s coach PAT SUMMIT. Her penis is bigger than most men’s joints. And I don’t even look at penises like that unless it’s a pr0n movie and you can’t help but see them sometimes because of the camera angles. No DENNIS RODMAN to all of this penis talk.

Most of those Rutgers dyke chicks will end up becoming lipstick lesbians like LISA LESLIE (killer alliteration) have kids and settle down as soccer moms. By that time IMUS will have died again and be long forgotten in the annals of broadcasting. Ha! I said IMUS likes anal. Who the fuck cares about DON IMUS and the dykes? Lip gloss lesbians are all the rage right now.

SUPREMACY = AMERICA’s FAVORITE PASTIME

Friday, April 6th, 2007

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Editor’s note: 40 DIESEL comes through and drops his thoughts on MLB Opening Day 2007 and the national game of racism of which America wears the World Championship rings.

I got no beef with Barry Bonds. If he breaks Hammerin’ Hank’s record I’ll stand and salute that man. In fact I’ll start scouring eBay for a 6XL Giants jersey to unmercilessly flaunt. Am I a fan of Barry? Hell I’m not even a fan of baseball. I roll with Barry because he’s about to snatch the crown of the biggest “Eff You” a brother has pulled off in a while. Ray Lewis? Nope, because they expect us to kill each other. Kobe Bryant? That broad was lying from jump. In fact, Barry might even be bigger than OJ because technically he’s done nothing illegal. I’ll get to Barry & Orenthal in a minute.

Baseball to me has always been a microcosm of America. I mean hell they don’t call it “America’s Game” on accident. Baseball in a sense was the first Hip-Hop for many people looking to advance themselves in the socio-economic realm through entertainment in America. It was the sport that with talent and luck you could move yourself out of the sticks and start that life for your family and generations after you if you handled your money right. It didn’t involve a college education or some predestined place on the class hierarchy, it was a bat, ball, glove, and a field to play. So with that Americans flocked in mass to baseball over the last 125 years, causing a financial boon for the owners, players, and leagues way before the other major sports in the United States were able to gain an economic foothold on the entertainment landscape.

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Knowing they had a good thing and the desire from owners and players to preserve that the professional leagues of baseball quickly moved from a national intramural league to group of well run franchises who worked with each other to provide the finest athletic entertainment possible for their fans. With no real competitors, American baseball transcended just what went on on the field but ingrained itself in the growing forms of media that provided the American poplace with its news, entertainment and other information. You didn’t have to be at the park anymore, you could follow stats in the boxscores listed in local newspapers, the birth of “the sports writer” came into play, for a nickel you could go see a game replayed on a movie reel, and when the advent of affordable radio came in the American home baseball was there. With every new form of media that grew in America baseball took steps with it, and to keep its fan base – baseball needed to reflect America.

If the knock on steroids is that if gives players an unfair advantage over the other competitors then lets start with the earliest form of it. Good ole institutional American racism (America’s “other” game). Now I’m not about to start on some maudlin solioquy about “The White Man” but sports experts across the board agree that alot of the records of segregated baseball would not have existed or had the duration they had if the game was integrated. There are many schools of thought that can academically argue that everyone would be chasing Josh Gibson not George Ruth for the home run record. There are also schools of thought (including some of his contempararies) that the Babe himself would flunk a DNA entrance exam to MLB. Conspiracy theories aside the fact of the matter the playing field was not level and it would never be when you really examine the practices of Major League Baseball.

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But is anything ever fair? Does America really have a right to pull a holier than thou on anything? Baseball like America has always been corrupt from the White Sox and “Shoeless” Joe Jackson, the trials of Jackie Robinson, the coked up ’80s, Pete Rose gambling, to the steroid era of today. I would go as far to say that baseball encourages controlled cheating as much as insider trading on Wall Street and supplying rebels with inner city drug profits. Cheating IS America, from Peter Minut’s $24 land grab of Manhattan on down its what we do as a country, its how we got to the top. They say behind every fortune is a crime, well we wipe our collectively wealthy asses with our rap sheet. There is a loophole though – its NOT cheating if you’re not being blatant about it or you’re part of the preapproved cabal that’s in on the scheme. So with this logic firmly in-tow you can develop huge amounts of corruption knowing as long as everyone involved knows the eye-winks and secret handshakes and the brotherhood mulitplies and they all enjoy the spoils of war. Great stats, great careers, and most importantly BIG CHECKS FOR EVERYONE!!!

Then like every other shadowy organization someone gets too big, and draws the suspicions of the outsiders and authorities. People get nosey, participants get itchy and either the transgressor(s) is internally silenced, or becomes public enemy #1 of the other side. The watershed moment happens when someone who’s NOT SUPPOSED to benefit from the gentleman’s agreement winds up not only benefiting but excels and destroys the old guard of the current system. I had mentioned Barry & OJ and how their trials and tribulations are alot more similar than one would care to realize. The Juice used his GREEN to up end the legal “gray” space of “black-white” litigation. He was charged for offing some American Glory, and got away with it. UNPRECEDENTED. Now we have B Dubbz B who has killed off another American institution and will get away with it because he did it within the parameters of the rules that were designated “legally” by MLB. So what does this lead to? Public outcry and they both become the Frankenstein’s monster chased by the torch waiving national sports media. So now that the agreement has been tampered with the gentlemancy goes along with it.

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In my mind Barry B is a steroid using curmedgeon who’s terseness with the media has come back to haunt him. Does that warrant a complete invalidation of what he’s done and asterisking every record from here on out? Hell to the no. Is he an asshole? Probably. Misunderstood? Maybe. Evil? Doubt it. Smart? Better believe it, and history proves they got away for dealing with the smarty-arts. Had this been McGwire or Sammy Sosa (his Tattoo) would this be an issue? Not so much. This has become a new age lynch mob determined to get our generation’s Jack Johnson. So with the 60th Anniversary of my hero Jackie Robinson’s Major League debut, lets reflect on where we REALLY stand with blacks and America’s Pasttime. I dare not even sully Jack Roosevelt Robinson’s (and his regal wife Rachel) legacy by equating his struggles with Barry Bonds but it makes me ask have the jeers and slurs from the stands been replaced by media outlets and reporters?

Barry ain’t gotta do nothing but hit homers, stay black, and die. Pretty easy order if you ask me. Hammerin’ Hank, I ask that you and Willie Mays hold down your youngin’ when he breaks the record, because we know Bud and the MLB Good Ole Boys Club are gonna try and distance themselves as much as possible. Funny how things change, 10 years ago America was crapping its pants over Big Mac and Sosa surpassing Maris. Now they’re crapping their pants because Barry is gonna pass them all…

REST IN PEACE EDDIE ROBINSON. You don’t get enough credit as a builder of men for all those years!

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GAYTORS Are The Champs Again

Monday, April 2nd, 2007

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Someone buy this man some grillz…

KANYE TUDDA – ‘We Are The Champions’

The winner of the first annual DP Dot Com NCAA Final Four Tournament Pool was Taimak Owes Berry Gordy $2

The winner of the last place prize was VIK from BioChemical Slang

The winner of our new car giveaway for driving everyone crazy with inane chatter on the message board was iLose iRise Bitches

And lastly, the winner of DP Dot Com’s NCAA Bonus Points was P-CITY.

I hope you folks had fun playing this shit. Look out for another prize pool during the NBA playoffs. And don’t forget to tune in this week to see the results for the cRap Music Fantasy League.

Holla!