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WINNERS NEVER QUIT…

Tuesday, March 20th, 2007

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Get with this hot shit party people, my homie from MSG is hooking me up with discounts seats to see the Knicks play. These aren’t the sold out games against the Cavaliers or the Heat, but the other home games that remain on the Knicks schedule.

  • Thursday March22 vs Trailblazers**
  • Monday March 26 vs Magic
  • Wednesday April 4 vs 76ers**

    • I placed the asterisk at the games that I am definitely going to. I chose them because I think the Knicks will demo the ‘Blazers and the Sixers. The Magic will be a tough draw since they are fighting for a playoff berth as well. The deal is that we get 50% off the $60 tickets and 50% off the $44 dollar tickets. As you can imagine I will be in the $44 seats, but 50% off means that I basically buy one and get the second one free. Don’t tell C.S. because she will make me upgrade. To sweeten the deal just a taste everyone that copps a ticket will get a Knicks Fan kit.

    knicks stuff

    All you have to do is go to this NBA.com webpage and enter the promo code: MARBURY

    Hit me up on the e-mail and let me know which game you are going to and how many Fan kits you need for your group. As a matter of fact, here’s how we do it…

    I will mail a Knicks Fan kit to the first person that can answer the following Knicks trivia questions…

    1) Which guard has scored the most points in Knicks history?
    2) Who has the most rebounds and blocked shots combined as a Knick?
    3) How much was Bernard King’s highest scoring game as a Knick?
    4) Name the year and playoff round that JOHN STARKS headbutted REGGIE MILLER?

    Answer those few questions correctly and I will bless you with some free shit from the Knicks.

    Posted in No Boutros Boutros... Ghali, Sports are Gay, Straight Laced, T.O.N.Y., When I Reminisce... | 6 Comments »

    DP Dot Com NCAA Pool Bonus Points…

    Monday, March 19th, 2007

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    There weren’t too many upsets during the opening weekend of the NCAA basketball tournament, but watching Duke University lose in the first round is always a bonus. It gives you the hope that one day supremacy might be beaten, even if they have the refs and your star players paid off.


    A year ago to this day I wrote a cautionary blog post asking people to temper their support for the prostitute that was accusing the Duke lacrosse players of rape    . No one rode out with me except VIK from Biochemical Slang. The rest of y’all are some effin’ cowards! VIK, you are having your celebrity status at DP Dot Com upgraded. Expect some free shit in the mail.

    It’s exciting to see the influence that RAFI and I are having on the internets as far more interracial Internets Celebrities are getting their swaggers in order. Turn the speakers down if your at the office. Video link via Nah’Right Lite.

    NCAA Pool Bonus Points
    DP Dot Com resident statisticologist LM has been keeping track of the NCAA Pool Bonus Points and he has even formatted a few more questions for this week. The questions that still have to be scored for the 1st seed to bow and the tourney MVP are available for only the folks that posted responses last week. Anyone else is free to answer these new Bonus Points questions.

    But first, let’s look at the points tally…

    P-CITY = 7 pts
    LM = 6 pts
    J trademark = 1 pt
    SASHA = 2 pts
    CB4 = 1 pt
    The DALLAS = 3 pts
    CASHUS CLAY = 4 pts

    28 footer (3 points)
    Which conference will send the most teams to the Final Four?

  • SEC – Tennessee, Florida, Vanderbilt
  • Pac 10 – Southern Cal, Oregon, UCLA
  • Big East – Pittsburgh, Georgetown
  • Big 12 – Texas A&M, Kansas

    • The Miracle (3 pointer + foul shot = 4 points)
    Rising Sons : Name the final round each of these famous sons will reach**

    UNLV point guard Kevin Kruger (son of UNLV coach Lon Kruger)

    Georgetown forward Patrick Ewing Jr. and coach John Thompson III (sons of former Hoya center Patrick Ewing, coach John Thompson Jr.)

    The Ohio State guard Mike Conley Jr. (son of Mike Conley, former world record holder in triple jump)

    Florida Gator Joakim Noah (son of tennis legend Yannick Noah)

    **partial credit accepted for this question

    Posted in Black Bullshit, Sneaker Fiends United, Sports are Gay, The Addict | 21 Comments »

    The Association ’07 Update: GEORGE KARL, Change Clothes Then Go…

    Friday, March 16th, 2007

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    GEORGE KARL would be better off coaching a college basketball team. Watching the Nuggets beat the Lakers last night gave me this realization. He’s like RICK PITINO with his in-game coaching style and he has the sartorial style of Oscar Madison.

    Give the Knicks’ ISAIAH THOMAS GEORGE KARL’s lineup and he would be curing cancer.

    And if you have to select a DEAN SMITH disciple to replace KARL I’m sure JAMES WORTHY could use a paycheck (and some Denver hookers).

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    For one brief moment this week STEVIE FRANCHISE owned New York City.

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    KOBE BRYANT was starting to believe the hype that he had made a full comeback into the graces of DAVID STERN’s bosom. You better check yourself before you wreck yourself KOBIATCH.

    LeBRON is the number one son and ARENAS is more marketable internationally unless you start speaking all Italian in the after-game press conferences.

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    L BOOGIE’s scoring per game is down almost 5 points since the Commish forced him and other players to take off their pantyhose.

    I think that all the players should wear leotards with capes and luchador masks.

    That would be ill.

    Posted in Black Bullshit, Ghetto Celebs, No Boutros Boutros... Ghali, Sports are Gay, The Re-Up | No Comments »

    DP Dot Com NCAA Pool Bonus Points…

    Thursday, March 15th, 2007

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    What kind of DP Dot Com managed sports pool doesn’t have extra ways for you to win free shit?!? Exactly!

    I’ve gone shopping just to have more shit to give away for this tournament. So why aren’t you registered already? It’s totally FREE!

    For everyone else that has signed up to play I have created a series of questions that will earn you bonus points during the tournament. The more you answer correctly the more bonus points you accrue. You could win all sorts of authentic Nike apparel and accessories, you might even win a FREE CAR!

    hot wheels

    I ain’t OPRAH bitches!.

    Each round will bring additional questions and more chances to win free DP Dot Com prizes. So are you ready to win some free shit? Here we go…

    FREE THROWS (worth only one point)

  • How many times in the tournament will Texas Tech coach BOBBY KNIGHT recieve a technical foul?
  • Which #1 seed will be upset first?

    • ALLEY OOP SLAM DUNKS (2 pts)

  • Tournament’s most outstanding player
  • Which Round does KEVIN DURANT exit the tournament?

    • DOWNTOWN PRAYERS (3 pts)

  • Princeton Award – Name the team with most white starters that makes it to second round
    • funky nate
  • NATE FUNK Award – Name the small-school white player who will get tons of face time for at least one weekend on CBS

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    Thanks to LM and FreeDarko.com for the inspiration

    Posted in No Boutros Boutros... Ghali, Sneaker Fiends United, Sports are Gay, The Addict | 21 Comments »

    ROCK CHALK JAYHAWK BITCHES!!!

    Wednesday, March 14th, 2007

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    Guess what buttercups?!? It’s another DP Dot Com sports pool. This time it’s for the NCAA Final Four tournament. Thank goodness Yahoo dot com sets up the brackets and administers the points. All you have to do is register. Leave me a comment on this post thread if you want to part of the March madness. I will e-mail you the secret password and you can get it on and popping. You will need to be registered before the first games tip off on Thursday afternoon.

    College basketball hasn’t been worth a shit since all the good players go to the Association straight from high school anyhoo. March Madness however, is that shiite. It gives you the chance to get that old college sweatshirt from off the floor in your hallway closet. Remember the good ol’ college days when you could drink a keg of beer all by your lonesome? And how you would smoke weed out of almost anything? This is the time of year when all that is good again. Call up some old college buddies and get wasted. Call up your old college boyfriend and get laid. Why the fuck do you think they call it March Madness? The credo for liars and cheaters is in full effect, so whatever happens during March Madness, stays in March Madness.

    I am predicting that the Kansas Jayhawks take the crown this year. Who the fuck cares!?! The winner gets a free pair of Nike Dunks. And that’s what’s really good!

    Posted in cRap Fantasy League, No Boutros Boutros... Ghali, Sneaker Fiends United, Sports are Gay, Straight Laced | 31 Comments »

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