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LUIS TIANT Should Be In The Hall Of Fame…

Sunday, March 11th, 2007

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Born in Cuba, LUIS TIANT was the son of a former negro league all-star, LUIS TIANT Sr.

From an early age LUIS displayed the skill that would allow him to play for six professional major league teams during his career that spanned three decades. Most of his career was spent in Boston where he excelled as a starting pitcher. During the seventies LUIS was one of the most feared pitchers in the league. He amassed strikeouts, shout outs and wins and nearly won the 1975 World Series singlehandely against The Big Red Machine from Cincinnatti.

TIANT’s overall record speaks for itself when you look at his wins (229), strikeouts (2416), complete games (187) and shutouts (49). He was selected for the Boston Red Sox Hall of Fame in 1997 and I feel like it’s time for Cooperstown to recognize this man for his career.

And show this man’s moustache some mother effing respect!

SEPARATED AT BIRTH: EGGHEAD SPORTSWRITERS

Friday, February 23rd, 2007

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ESPN’s JOHN CLAYTON and Foghorn Leghorn’s adopted son Egg-Egg-Egg, I said, Egghead Jr.

SNEAKER FIENDS UNITE!

Sunday, February 18th, 2007

The NIKE Design Studio is firing up a new Air Force 1 program in honor of the NBA’s 2007 All-Star Game. I visited the studio last weekend and I took a peek at some of the exclusive materials that were being offered.

big homey

big homey

The design studio does it bigger than everyone else by installing a sneaker alter right inside their building’s facade. All the new styles being offered are put on display so you can get a feel for the look of the shoe you might end up designing. The centerpiece of the new program is the Air Force 25. NIKE has taken their most ubiquitous shoe and redesigned it after 25 years of use by professional basketball players. There’s been a Juelz Santana/Just Blaze collabo that you must have seen already and there was a big superstar party (that amazingly, I wasn’t invited to) for the shoe’s launch.

After all the hype and hoopla this is the shoe that the NIKE designers are hoping will replace the original and well liked Air Force 1.

AF 25

AF 25

AF 25

The shoe has an interesting profile and NIKE is offering over two dozen exclusive premium leathers to cover the upper. This shoe is stylin’ on fools when you are ballin’ and with a price point of $225 dollars per pair you had better be a pro baller to afford these. It’s times like this that I wish I had a sneaker contract.

The design studio was immaculate as always and as soon as I had a chance I snapped a few pics of the jewels that are available to only those people that have NIKE MVP status… Air Force 1’s in some of the slickest, sickest premium leather available. If you collect Air Force 1’s then I would suggest that you register with the Nike Deign Studio through NIKE I.D. dot com as soon as you finish this post. Register for a chance to buy these collectable sneakers. I don’t have any Air Force 1’s in my collection, but these shoes made me think twice.

big homey

big homey

AF 1

AF 1

The Air Force 1 is a dope shoe but I have already cast my lot with the NIKE Dunk. There is no other shoe I would pick up within a heartbeat’s notice that has the Dunk’s style and comfort. Good thing for me that Dunks are also part of the new program and they are offering some of the craziest colors to ever be put on a sneaker. Don’t be surprised when I spaz out and show you some straight up Crayola Dunks that I designed.

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CIARA GENDER CONFIRMATION UPDATE…

Saturday, February 17th, 2007

reggie ciaraimage via BOSSIP dot com

AWWW SHIT! Now CIARA has ben rumored to be getting close with former Southern Cal Trojan REGGIE BUSH. I just hope dude wore them, but I don’t even want to think about it.

Peep how homegirl is taller than a pro football player.

Baseball Goes Gay For The 2007 Season…

Tuesday, February 13th, 2007

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I suppose it was only a matter of time before baseball finally went gay. What with all the talk of sticks and wood, along with the fact that the game is basically about catching balls. The Roc-A-Fella symbol is about to become some ubiquitous greeting in the sports world as well. Pictured above is a lip-glossed ALEX RODRIGUEZ doing the Roc hand sign as he purses his lips for kissing DEREK JETER no doubt (yes WEEZY EFFS BABY).

Now that the steroid scandal has subsided I imagine that baseball team owners will need to concoct another tempest in a teacup to keep the fans interested in their product during a dreadfully long season. Another drug scandal might not sit well with lawmakers in the Beltway and subject baseball to further scrutiny and inquiry, but a gay scandal could be titillating and help with the ratings for that elusive well heeled demographic – GLBT.

There’s a report floating around somewhere about how much money GLBT’s make as a demographic community when compared to their hetero breeder counterparts. The ghey player is sure to get some burn on the ELLEN DiGENERES Show as well as JAY LENO’s ‘Tonight Show’. This year marks the sixtieth anniversary of JACKIE ROBINSON re-integrating America’s pastime. Maybe this will be the year that a homo JACKIE ROBINSON comes out of the dugout, er, closet. JACKIE ROBINSON is one of my personal heroes but I can admit that the name JACKIE is very much GLBT.

Anyhoo, pitchers and catchers report this week. Let’s Go Mets.