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Pringles Gone, Knicks Open Can Of Whoop Ass…

Thursday, March 15th, 2012

The post-Pringles era has begun with a bang. I’m sure the Knickerbockers were extra hype for this game with the TrailBlazers just to make sure they weren’t traded by the morning.

Even with a convincing and embarassing blowout of a talented Blazers team I can still see some problems looming for the Knicks. The starters were outscored by the bench players. Landry Fields finished with a single point. Jeremy Lin, my hero, had the most turnovers of anyone who played in the game.

This Knicks team isn’t competing with Chicago or Miami for the Eastern crown and there are still going to have to be major changes before we can honestly consider them for the league title, but jettisoning D’Antoni was a step in the right direction.

Respect The Shooters…

Monday, March 12th, 2012

When they rockin’ the Redmen Starter!

Y’all demanded it so here it goes. The annual DP.com NCAA Touney pool aka Raekwon The Krzyzewski. Just click the link and join the fun.

The Smallest Big Three…

Monday, March 12th, 2012

What is the real issue with these Knickerbockers? Is it the offense. Is it the defense? Is it the effort? Maybe its the talent? All the promise we found with Jeremy Lin and a revamped lineup has evaporated faster than the mist this dream flew in on.

It’s too simplistic to blame the Knick problems on the effectiveness of their biggest star player Carmelo Anthony. We all knew that Anthony wasn’t the young player who came to Denver almost a decade ago. It’s too easy also to take a shit on the head coach Mike D’Antoni. We all know that even with a peak performing engine guided by MVP point guard Steve Nash D’antoni still couldn’t sniff the ass of an NBA Finals series.

So maybe these Knickerbockers are who we thought they were all along? A mediocre 9th or 10th seed in the Eastern Conference.

Oh and yeah, trade ‘Melo and fire D’Antoni.

The Dragon Slides In Big D…

Wednesday, March 7th, 2012

Now that Jeremy Lin is on EVERYBODY’s radar let’s see how many more twenty point games he can muster. The Knicks sure could have used his scoring last night against the defending champs. The Mavericks outlasted the Knicks in the fourth quarter to even up the season series.

Lin caught seven(7) assists and had only two(2) turnovers in this tightly contested game but he wasn’t able to commandeer the Knicks offense past the hometeam when it mattered the most. The season gets realer by the day and the back to back schedule has the Knickerbockers facing the Spurs tonight.

Tony Parker is one of the slept on point guards in the league and I’m sure he’d like to show off his skills to the hottest story in the Association. This road trip is where the 2012 Knicks establish their mettle and movie.

Or not…

Hip-Hop Is Read Fanboy Theatre…

Sunday, March 4th, 2012

Here’s another HHIR Fanboy video featuring the Black Mamba

The Lakeshow has no problem bullying Sac-Town, but let’s see what Kobe can do with the freight train called LeBron James and the Miami Heat, especially since Miami is coming off a loss.

Lakeshow vs. Hollywood Heat live from L.A. on ABC (right after Knicks vs. Celtics!)