The Association’s grand cotillion, All-Star Weekend, is being held in Orlando this year. All the hookers are wearing mouse ears.
Watch the following video and imagine that we lived in an alternate universe on the Earth where Iman Shumpert wasn’t injured during All-Star weekend and he was actually participating in the dunk contest.
When the Knicks return from the All-Star break they will be back to answering the tough questions like whether or not this team as comprised can seriously challenge the better Eastern Conference teams for a chance at the ‘chip.
One thing I know the Knick fans better do is chill on all this Jeremy Lin as savior talk. That was Carmelo Anthony’s job. Knickerbocker fans need to ‘Melo their LINsanity.