Archive for the ‘Sports are Gay’ Category

Miami’s Disappearing Act…

Thursday, June 9th, 2011

What happened to that boy?

LeBron James is not a closer.

Kobe Bryant > Michael Jordan > Dirk Nowitzki > LeBron James

The Heat Is On… Hollywood

Thursday, June 2nd, 2011

The Heat’s ‘Big Three’ is some more showtime shit engineered by Pat Riley.

But do they play the physical defense like the Riley era Knicks?

Do they inspire a city by their work ethic or their tennis shoes?

Nope, the Miami Heat are Hollywood.

Just Ask Dontrevius Wenters.

Yacht Club Lifestyle…

Wednesday, May 25th, 2011

As I’ve told you a thousand times, Polo Ralph Lauren is built around the aspiration for wealth that Ralph Lifschitz internalized as a child growing up to working class parents in the Bronx. Polo has taken on a life and legend of it’s own and that legend continues to grow as the brand attaches itself to the benchmarks of high society.

There is no organized sport older than the regatta and the oldest trophy in the sport of sailing belongs to the America’s Cup race. Sailors and seamen [ll] from all over the world compete for the prized chalice aboard multi-million dollar yachts. If you thought taking care of a stable of polo ponies was expensive then you ain’t built for the America’s Cup.

To pay his respect to this classic gentleman’s sport Polo Ralph Lauren is releasing a series of knits that will set the summer off right.

I’m trying to choose which one(s) will find their way into my archive.

I also just peeped this red/blue colorblocked regatta knit. FIYAHVERKS!!!

Ralph Lauren jacked my patch swag but I ain’t mad.

If you ever have a good idea make sure you have another one.


Kiss Of Death To Mets’ Season…

Tuesday, May 24th, 2011

Fred Wilpon, the owner of the New York Mets went on a tirade with a reporter and threw some of his teams better players under the bus. The funny thing is that most Mets fans will agree with his assessment of his team and the players in question.

I been knew David Wright wasn’t THE dude. I been knew Jose Reyes wasn’t THE kid. I been knew that Carlos Beltran wasn’t THE man. What I didn’t know was that the Mets were so deep in their pockets to Bernie Madoff that his ponzi scheme collapse would cripple this team worse than if Isiah Thomas had been the general manager.

The Mets took $5.9million due to Bobby Bonilla in 1999 and stretched it into 25 annual $1million payments. WTF?!? Oh I get it. The interest and returns on that $5.5 was going to pay for the Bonilla annuity payment. Bernie Madoff literally made the fux off. Wilpon has taken an emergency loan from MLB to cover some of his operating costs but the clock is ticking on his line of credit.

Looks like the Mets will be under new off field management before the season ends.

Kevin Durant’s Thunderous Dunk…

Friday, May 20th, 2011

KD knocked the coins out of Brendan Haywood with this flush…