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Football Concussions Are Getting Ugly…

Monday, October 25th, 2010

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The biggest scourge on professional sports isn’t steroids or human growth hormone abuse. It’s the damage that is done to player’s longterm health caused by brain injury. Concussions are incredibly dangerous and shockingly underreported. I think part of the problem is that our hyper-masculine culture won’t acknowledge perceived weakness inside of sports.

I remember how DONAVAN McNABB was lauded for playing a football game on a broken leg. His effort became heroic and legendary. When my Jets had KEN O’BRIEN under center he was chided for not being able to withstand the crushing hits from defensive linemen and linebackers.

The thing is this… Today’s athletes are fucking machines that are so well conditioned they can run laps around the players from yesteryear. Football players wear so much equipment that they are veritable weapons in polycarbonate armor. If the league REALLY wanted to protect players they would remove all the body armor and put flags in the offensive players waistbands.

There isn’t any other way to prevent these athletes from knocking themselves silly unless you remove the equipment that enables them to propel themselves thru the air with reckless abandon. The number of players suffering from concussions is getting ugly.

It’s time again for the players to just be plain ugly.

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Meet The Yankees 2011 Ace – Cliff Lee

Tuesday, October 19th, 2010

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Last night’s ALCS game was a passing of the torch for the 2011 Yankees. Andy Pettite will be retired and Cliff Lee will be throwing his cutter for the boys in the Bronx. Texas can’t up with what the Yanks will offer Lee for his services, even with a lucrative television deal in place.

Baseball is going to have to tweak their product again. Home runs, inter-league play, wildcard series for the playoffs are all good features but the game is still being outpaced by football and basketball as a viewing pastime. It’s time to do something pretty drastic. I’m thinking that baseball games need to be shortened to six innings. Like when we were in Little League.

MLB already has 162 regular season games, a spring training and a post-season that doesn’t end until Thanksgiving. And what do they do with all of this time? They suck. Trust me, I love baseball more than I prA’li should and I never leave baseball games until the final out (unless I have my nephew with me and he can’t sit still).

Either that or baseball is gonna have to allow players to hit each other with baseball bats. But that would just be crazy right?

Remembering The Alamo…

Thursday, October 14th, 2010

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The Dallas Cowboy’s head coach Wade Phillips was given the figurative kiss of death from the Cowboys owner Jerry Jones.

“I’m very comfortable that we can do better”

Phillips won’t last thru the weekend if the Cowboys can’t get it up against the suddenly flaccid Vikings [ll].

The following week has the Cowboys hosting the Giants in Dallas. This could be Wade Phillips last stand.

I know its against league uniform regulations but someone should give Phillips a coonskin cap to rock on the sidelines a la Davy Crockett.

Remember the Alamo…

Turning Tight Ends Into Wide Receivers…

Sunday, October 10th, 2010

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What if Donovan McNabb or heaven forbid Michael Vick had sent lewd and lascivious text messages to the female pictured above? Those dudes might would get lynched. Why is Brett Favre any different than those two quarterbacks? Well, I know why Brett Favre is different, but I want to act like America is the kind of place where people are judged by their actions towards others and no other mitigating factors.

The woman above is a former Playboy Playmate and was co-host of the New York Jets pre-game show during the season Favre was the Jets’ QB. Favre was into sending this hottie nude pics of his johnson (no magic) and hitting up her MySpace page as if her was a high school stalker. Instead of worrying so much about touching down in this girl’s end zone he should have helped the Jets score more.

Brett Farve’s wife just went through breast cancer surgery. She lost her both her tittays to cancer. Is this how he comforts his wife and children during their time of need? Does that douchebag even know that October is Breast Cancer Awareness month?!?

Brett Favre is a super selfish dude. He has had a charmed life where no one has told him ‘NO’ since he has shown he could throw a football a mile. People like Favre and Vick are the way they are because we endorse and co-sign their bullshit.

Favre should sit himself down now.

Not for the fans sake, but for his family’s sake.

jenn sterger

The Mets Need The Wright Stuff…

Monday, October 4th, 2010

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I was fortunate enough to catch the final game of another mediocre Mets season via a hookup from the league. I’m still a fan of the game despite the fact that greedy owners hold communities hostage with their ransom demands on taxpayers and I’m still a Mets fan despite the fact the team is comprised of the lower tier of players.

For this episode we have a special guest director – Isaiah. He’s my nephew. He lives in Corona Queens, the neighborhood where my brother and I grew up. Truth be told is that Isaiah enjoyed toy shopping at A.J.Wright more than the ballgame. I can’t say I blame him either. Mets lost 2-1 in 14 innings. They were held in check by the ageless Livan Hernandez.

Next year begins now for the Mets. Can we trade David Wright and Jose Reyes in a package deal?

That will be one question out of many for the new general manager to answer.