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SNEAKER FIENDS UNITE!

Saturday, May 22nd, 2010

jeter

When the dust settles on his career you are going to have to give Derek Jeter major props. He was a consistently great player in an era where most of the people around him were hopped up on steroids and human growth hormones. Derek stayed fit and healthy and he stayed off the juice. You can’t be mad at him any kind of way.

Derek has long been a part of the Jordan Brand’s stable of athletes. Derek sticks out because he has won more ‘chips than any other player to wear the jumpman logo other than the man himself. Dare I say that Jeter deserves his own shoe. Nike is almost doing him that justice with the latest incarnation of the Jeter Jumpman.

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Nike almost OD’d with this design. Patined leather, premium suede and 3M piping on the upper. I think their idea was to touch all the bases just like Derek does. The only thing they left out was a TL Max air bubble.

It’s time for Nike to give Jeter his OWN signature shoe. He has put in Hall Of Fame work over the course of his careeer. The silhouette image they should use is the one where he goes the other way with the pitch [ll].

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NBA 2010: Finals Blueprint…

Tuesday, May 18th, 2010

lakeshow celts

If you ask me the NBA should just cut the shenanigans and get right to a Lakeshow Celtics ‘chip. I will not watch a single minute of an Orlando Phoenix Finals. No disrespect to Orlando’s own, nerditry. The Lakeshow Celtics Finals is David Stern’s legacy. Actually, the Lakers vs. Boston title series predates Stern’s rulership. That is some Wilt x Cousy x Russell x West shit from the micro-tightpants era. The Association has been using this blueprint for their Finals ever since.

The backstory of the Lakers x Celtics matchup hasn’t really changed. Sure the only white the Celtics have on their team is the piping in their jerseys but they are still the scrappy, aging, hardest working, overachievers and the Lakeshow is the prima donna ballerinas (except for Artest). That script never gets old, you just replace McHale for his protege Garnett, altho’ since that incident a few years back in Colorado you might could say that Kobe’s johnson is more tragic than magic [ll].

I can’t be bothered with these Suns or this Magic squad who are both supremely talented teams but they lack the players who can show and prove on the biggest stages. On paper these Conference Finals should be 7-game overtime-required series. Instead they are looking like four and done affairs. There, I said it. I won’t watch another second of these Conference ‘chips until Orlando or Phoenix can prove to me they want in.

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LeBreeze To NYCeez?

Wednesday, May 12th, 2010

knicks

The way the Cavaliers quit on their coach lastnite it will be a small miracle to see Mike Brown on the bench for game 6 of the Divisional playoffs. I don’t think LeBron is any closer to signing with the Knicks tho’. I’m pretty sure Cleveland will throw the kitchen sink at him for the contract renewal. Cleveland gets bupkus without LeBron James.

My boy Stalley was back in his hometown a few weeks back when he shot this video at a Cavs game. Creative Control is killing the game now with video content. Take a look at this clip they put together for his ‘Do It Big’ single.

NBA TIGHT PANTS REST IN PEACE SHOUT OUT…

Tuesday, May 11th, 2010

young malik

The NBA playoffs are in full swing so I thought I could take a minute of your time to remind you of one of my favorite players to come out of St. John’s University. MALIK ‘SILKY’ SEALY was a credible college player and a reliable pro roundballer until his life was cut short by a drunk driver.

Bronx born, MALIK was the product of the NYC Catholic school system and I cheered for him when he decided to remain home to play college ball in New York City. This was the kind of character that MALIK represented throughout his life. He never lived as a ‘me first’ player, but he accepted the role when it was handed to him. MALIK was selected in the first round of the 1992 draft. In his eight years in the league he established his value as one of the players that you wanted on the floor in the waning minutes of a ball game.

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MALIK was on his way home from a birthday party held for his then teammate KEVIN GARNETT when his car was hit by a vehicle moving in the opposite direction on the wrong side of the highway.

I like the possibility of KEVIN GARNETT coming to the Knicks in the off season. K.G. owes New York City biggtime since he is indirectly responsible for the loss of two of our beloved favorite sons, MALIK SEALY and CONRAD McCRAE.

Rest in peace my brothers. I will be cheering for y’all again when I get on the other side of the game.

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Double Trouble…

Sunday, May 9th, 2010

mets

The catcher position in baseball is the equivalent of the twelfth man in basketball or the left guard in the NFL. It is a mostly glamor-free position because of all the equipment that the player must wear.

In the case of Mets’ catcher Henry Blanco the facemask is really to save the rest of us from looking at his mug. He got to take the mask off last night as he extended the Mets’ home winning streak to 9 games.

I’m sure Jerry Manuel doesn’t mind the look of his face either as he gets to keep his job for a few more days. I’m sure as soon as the home crowd boos Manuel he will be told to clean out his office. That can’t come soon enough. But maybe I’m wrong about these Mets. When the pressure was mounting to oust Willie Randolph this team wilted faster than Brooklyn sidewalk lettuce. As soon as the murmurs for Manuel’s scalp start circulating the team manages to pull out a victory.

Rod Barajas’ walk off homer on Friday was especially gratifying since it looked like he could have had his hand broken on a pitchout play. Pelfrey didn’t throw the ball outside enough and the Giants batter swung on the pitch hitting the ball out of Barajas’ mitt. The MLB.com microphones registered the sound of bat on ball, or was that bat on bone on ball [ll].

Sports are hell’a ghey but when the Mets are winning I am happy. Does that make me ghey?

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