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Busted Brackets…

Sunday, March 28th, 2010

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This was supposed to be the year that I finally won my own damn contest. I lose these joints every year. Subconsciously, they might be my excuse to buy sneakers for other people. While I may not have been able to pick a team for the final 4 I can definitely spot the outcome for this year’s winner.

Duke vs. West Virginia = There’ll be this melodramatic buildup to honor the kids from WVU who got shot the fux up a couple of years ago. Duke will win in the end tho’. I mean c’mon, the Chef >>> Bob Hoskins.

Michigan State vs. Butler = Tom to tha’ Izzo.

Duke cuts the last nets (no internets).

*If Darvin Ham’s Shards wins this pool he will be one handball game win away from the DP.com Triple Crown (NFL, NCAA and handball)

Black Pearls Stay Shinin’…

Saturday, March 20th, 2010

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^Shout out to Pearl Washington…

I’m gonna release more of this Inspectah Deck interview over at iHipHop.com, but I thought I would put a little bit of it out there now to coincide with the NCAA tournament in the opening weekend of March Madness.

R.I.P. McNASTY (Final 4 Re-Up)

Tuesday, March 16th, 2010

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Editor’s note: Brooklyn’s own is gone but never forgotten

Before I get all sick over the Big East representing so thorough in this years NCAA tournament I thought I should give some love to my brother that brought his brand of Brooklyn excitement to the hardwood. CONRAD McRAE was nicknamed McNASTY for the ferocious zeal that he played the game with. His specialties were thunderous slam dunks and emphatic shot rejections.

CONRAD was a athletic and energetic player, but at 6ft. 9in. he was undersized to play the center position in the big leagues despite finishing Syracuse with a stellar career. CONRAD took his game overseas and found tremendous success playing in the Italian and Turkish leagues. The following press blurb was taken from the Ankara Daily News…

Con man “A hat-trick of basketball stories for you today, the first one we would prefer not to have to write. Forward Conrad McRae has died of a heart attack while in training with the Denver Nuggets. McRae was well known to Turkish basketball lovers from spells with Fenerbahce and Efes Pilsen. In his Fener days, he made himself one of the most popular players in the Turkish League, not only because of his fluent points scoring but because of his flamboyant style and crowd-pleasing antics. With Efes he was less successful. Some of the magic seemed to have gone and it was apparent he was never going to be the team player then- coach Aydin Ors wanted. The club released McRae before he had completed a single season. Nevertheless the fans will remember with affection the sight of him soaring in like a giant eagle for one of the slam dunks he and they so loved.”

That’s just how I remember ol’ boy too.

R.I.P. McNASTY

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ROCK CHALK JAYHAWK BITCHES!!!

Monday, March 15th, 2010

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Editor’s note: I’m totally laughing my arse off because I used this same exact drop back in 2007. Look it up. Winners still get free shit.

Guess what buttercups?!? It’s another DP Dot Com sports pool. This time it’s for the NCAA Final Four tournament. Thank goodness Yahoo dot com sets up the brackets and administers the points. All you have to do is register. Leave me a comment on this post thread if you want to part of the March madness. I will e-mail you the secret password and you can get it on and popping. You will need to be registered before the first games tip off on Thursday afternoon.

College basketball hasn’t been worth a shit since all the good players go to the Association straight from high school anyhoo. March Madness however, is that shiite. It gives you the chance to get that old college sweatshirt from off the floor in your hallway closet. Remember the good ol’ college days when you could drink a keg of beer all by your lonesome? And how you would smoke weed out of almost anything? This is the time of year when all that is good again. Call up some old college buddies and get wasted. Call up your old college boyfriend and get laid. Why the fuck do you think they call it March Madness? The credo for liars and cheaters is in full effect, so whatever happens during March Madness, stays in March Madness.

I am predicting that the Kansas Jayhawks take the crown this year. Who the fuck cares!?! The winner gets a free pair of Nike Dunks. And that’s what’s really good!

New York’s Got A New LT…

Monday, March 15th, 2010

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I’m hype for the Jets acquisition of of the former San Diego Chagers All-Pro RB LaDANIAN TOMLINSON. He isn’t a game breaker anymore, but he is a steady veteran who will share the rock with SHONN GREENE and hopefully push the locker room to the next level. Even with the PLAXICO-sounding first name like LaDANIAN, TOMLINSON has been a stand up guy on and off the field.

The Jets could still use another Charger who may be up for grabs – SHAWN MERRIMAN.