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Clash Of The Titans…

Wednesday, February 24th, 2010

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The top three players in the Association were all on the floor last night and by the end of their games KEVIN DURANT was the only one who didn’t walk off the floor with a win. DURANT’s team did go against one of the league’s upper echelon squads and DURANT extended his 25+ppg scoring streak, but to be the MVP of the Association KEVIN DURANT will have to give teams like the Suns the dagger [ll] and not just bottom feeders like the Knicks.

Kobe Bryant returned to the Lakeshow lineup with dagger in hand. I still feel like DURANT is the best player in the game right now but Kobe is still the most determined. He. Will. Not. Lose. I’d like to imagine that Oklahoma City could upend Los Angeles in the tourney but that is just my folly when I root for the overmatched underdogs.

LeBron James is another closer. Not on Kobe’s level tho’, but definitely someone that the league wants to see do well. The Cavaliers finally got some production from the anxiety-ridden Antawn Jamison. I hate this compression vest the players are wearing that looks like a half a t-shirt. That shit makes Jamison look weak or injured. Cavs ain’t gonna beat the Lakers dressed like shook ones.

Olympic HockGhey’s Big Hit…

Monday, February 22nd, 2010

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Among the big four professional sports in the United States hockey might be the gheyest hence the people from Canada and Europe are always the best at it. Because fighting is legal Blacks are mostly excluded from the sport. You could just imagine the village that gets set aflame after some jig pummels a dude into a bloody pulp. Europeans haven’t rampaged with pitchforks and torches since Frankenstein so you know they are due.

Anyhoo, when hockey is just doing what it do people are smacking the shit out of one another. Peep superstar Russian player ALEXANDER OVECHKIN give the kiss of death to former teammate and veteran superstar JAROMIR JAGR. Boom!

*Automatic [ll] to this drop (natch)

Fux With The Super-G…

Sunday, February 21st, 2010

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The Olympics are teh ghey, but the alpine skiing contest called ‘Super-G’ is dope because the sport’s name sounds madd Hip-Hop.

SNEAKER FIENDS UNITE!

Friday, February 19th, 2010

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I swear to y’all that Premium Pete is my crack dealer. Except this ain’t the crack that will have you selling your mom’s TV set to the pawnshop. Then again, you just might. I’ve been a highly functional addict for a long time so we’ll see how I do once I hit rock bottom.

Premium called me up and told me to come thru his shop to preview the most recent SB flavor that dropped. I don’t really fux with any Dunks that aren’t SBs. The Nike SB brand uses the best materials and color compositions. It’s like they time their releases also to be lined up with the current things going on around us.

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As soon as I walked into the shop these joints caught my eye. And with the Mets’ pitchers and catchers[ll] reporting to spring training this week it all made sense. How could these Dunk Premiums NOT be called ‘Los Metros’? The orange suede sets them off. Pete made a great point to me that these Dunks rep for the Knicks as well as Syracuse(slightly) but mostly the royal blue and true orange describes a New York state of mind.

I love Spring Training in beisbol and preseason in just about every sport because your favorite team is still undefeated ad losses in the preseason don’t count anyhoo. The possibilities are endless. This is when I dust off the old Rusty Staub batting glove and don my Dave Kingman throwback t-shirt. I may even take a trip on opening day out to the big ball orchard in Corona.

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Speaking of baseball stadiums…

The Internets Celebrities are wrapping up their shooting on Stadium Status. It’s a movie about really big buildings that mostly sit unoccupied. You’re gonna love it.

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SEPARATED @ BIRTH: BUBBLE BOYZ…

Thursday, February 18th, 2010

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Kobe pic via shabooty.com

While She-Mac is still in Houston N8 Robinson is somewhere in Connecticut.

Jamison to the Cavs for Zydrunas. Cavs lose a rebounder, but they gain another scorer. Meh.

What this ultimately means to me in my Knicks heart of hearts is that the trifecta of LeBron James, Chris Bosh and Tracy McGrady is still viable for next season.