I predict that the Lakers’ SG SHANNON BROWN will win the 2010 Sprite NBA All-Star Dunk Contest wearing a Spider-Man costume.
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Shannon Brown Is Spider-Man…
Friday, February 12th, 2010Death Of A Dynasty…
Wednesday, February 10th, 2010
The San Antonio Spurs have one of the best records in the Association over the last twenty years. Dating back to the Admiral David Robinson alongside the little general Avery Johnson and the goose-necked Sean Elliot. But just like the Patriots under Belichek or the Braves under Cox[ll] the time has come to rebuild this franchise. Duncan is the only part that should remain. Maybe Tony Parker to keep him company [ll].
KEVIN DURANT for M.V.P.? Who has a better FG% than the kid? Free Throw %? 3pt %? And he is a top tier scorer. Watch and see Durant get a ring before LeBron James if the Cavs don’t break through this year.
Not For Long: Beaded!
Monday, February 8th, 2010
Who knows what these dudes had to do to get their beads[ll]? All you had to do was make a fantasy roster.
Seriously tho’, most boring game of all time. I tuned out at half time and didn’t get back until midway thru the 4th quarter. The commercials were weaksauce too. Where is Tim Krumrie when you need him to make a game exciting? Google that.
For shits and giggles here’s the fantasy point scoring wrap-up…
DP = 200pts
WR – Reggie Wayne = 4pts
K – Garrett Hartley = 14pts
Ami Hobbes = 150pts
WR – Reggie Wayne = 4pts
King Blair = 211pts
RB – Reggie Bush = 7pts
K – Matt Stover = 5pts
BigNat = 203pts
K – Matt Stover = 5pts
40 = 198pts
QB – Drew Brees = 26pts
TE – Dallas Clark = 8pts
FredMS = 209pts
QB – Peyton Manning = 22pts
WR – Robert Meachem = 0pts
Russ the Bus = 176pts
dat520 = 174pts
QB – Drew Brees = 26pts
WR – Reggie Wayne = 4pts
Rob = 177pts
WR – Marques Colston = 8pts
StookieBrother1 = 164pts
WR – Reggie Wayne = 4pts
LM = 184pts
FLEX – Dallas Clark = 8pts
JaiSlayer = 175pts
QB – Peyton Manning = 22pts
WR – Marques Colston = 8pts
Smell Deez = 275pts
QB – Peyton Manning = 22pts
K – Garrett Hartley = 14pts
D/ST – Indianapolis Colts = 1pts
Polotron = 274pts
QB – Peyton Manning = 22pts
K – Garrett Hartley = 14pts
Amadeo = 135pts
FLEX – Dallas Clark = 8pts
Quimby = 200pts
QB – Peyton Manning = 22pts
RB – Reggie Bush = 7pts
getthesenets = 163pts
WR – Robert Meacham = 0pts
K – Matt Stover = 5pts
cocotaso = 126pts
WR – Reggie Wayne = 6pts
FLEX – Jeremy Shockey = 7pts
wmarv = 194pts
WR – Reggie Wayne = 6pts
D/ST – New Orleans Saints = 7pts
RTHSTN = 266pts
QB – Peyton Manning = 22pts
RB – Reggie Bush = 7pts
Haha. Smell Deez wins. By a nose.
Brothers Making Moves on the [ll]ow, Part II: Athletes Making Moves on the [ll]ow
Thursday, January 28th, 2010
“Men marryin’ men – i[ll]!” (c) Ghost-dini
Today brought more revelations of brothers making us proud by making powerful moves on the super duper [ll]ow.
Tiger Acts Tigerish with Menfo[ll]k – ROWR!
Not For Long: Who Dat Quarterback?
Monday, January 25th, 2010
With the Indianapolis Colts facing off against the New Orleans Saints we have an awesome narrative for the Super Bowl.
Enjoy some of these talking points…
As it shapes up it looks like RHTSTN will win the playoff pool in the end. But just in case we get on some tie-breaker shit I need Polotron and Smell Deez to post which team they think will win and the final score.
DP = 182pts
RB – Adrian Peterson = 31pts
WR – Reggie Wayne = 12pts
K – Garrett Hartley = 8pts
Ami Hobbes = 146pts
RB – Adrian Peterson = 31pts
WR – Reggie Wayne = 12pts
D/ST- Minnesota Vikings = 2pts
King Blair = 199pts
QB – Brett Farve = 21pts
RB – Reggie Bush = 10pts
K – Matt Stover = 12pts
BigNat = 198pts
QB – Brett Favre = 21pts
K – Matt Stover = 12pts
40 = 164pts
QB – Drew Brees = 27pts
RB – Thomas Jones = 7pts
TE – Dallas Clark = 10pts
FredMS = 187pts
QB – Peyton Manning = 36pts
RB – Adrian Peterson = 31pts
WR – Robert Meachem = 1pts
D/ST- New York Jets = 4pts
Russ the Bus = 176pts
WR – Percy Harvin = 5pts
D/ST- Minnesota Vikings = 2pts
dat520 = 144pts
QB – Drew Brees = 27pts
WR – Reggie Wayne = 5pts
Rob = 169pts
RB – Adrian Peterson = 31pts
WR – Marques Colston = 2pts
StookieBrother1 = 160pts
RB – Adrian Peterson = 31pts
WR – Reggie Wayne = 5pts
LM = 176pts
RB – Adrian Peterson = 31pts
FLEX – Dallas Clark = 5pts
JaiSlayer = 145pts
QB – Peyton Manning = 36pts
RB – Thomas Jones = 7pts
WR – Marques Colston = 2pts
K – Ryan Longwell = 4pts
D/ST – New York Jets = 4pts
Smell Deez = 238pts
QB – Peyton Manning = 36pts
RB – Adrian Peterson = 31pts
FLEX – Thomas Jones = 7pts
K – Garrett Hartley = 8pts
D/ST – Indianapolis Colts = 1pts
Polotron = 238pts
QB – Peyton Manning = 36pts
RB – Adrian Peterson = 31pts
FLEX – Thomas Jones = 7pts
K – Garrett Hartley = 8pts
Amadeo = 127pts
WR – Sidney Rice = 10pts
FLEX – Dallas Clark = 9pts
Quimby = 171pts
QB – Peyton Manning = 36pts
RB – Adrian Peterson = 31pts
RB – Reggie Bush = 10pts
D/ST- Minnesota Vikings = 2pts
getthesenets = 158pts
WR – Robert Meacham = 1pts
TE – Visanthe Shiancoe = 8pts
K – Matt Stover = 12pts
cocotaso = 113pts
QB – Brett Favre = 21 pts
WR – Reggie Wayne = 5pts
FLEX – Jeremy Shockey = 0pts
D/ST – New York Jets = 4pts
wmarv = 181pts
RB – Adrian Peterson = 31pts
WR – Reggie Wayne = 5pts
K – Jay Feely = 6pts
D/ST – New Orleans Saints = 6pts
RTHSTN = 237pts
QB – Peyton Manning = 36pts
RB – Reggie Bush = 10pts
WR – Sidney Rice = 10pts
FLEX – Thomas Jones = 7pts