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The Association’s Rolling Thunder…

Wednesday, December 30th, 2009

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I fux with KEVIN DURANT [ll].

Get on this kid’s bandwagon early. He is the future of the Association. I can’t see the OKC Thunder being league champs because where the fux is OKC anyhoo, but Kevin Durant is a special player. Kevin Garnett special. And even smoother than KG. Durant has a wicked handle for a big man and ridiculous range.

Another reason I fux with Kevin Durant is because when he signed his deal with Nike directly out of college one of his requirements for his signature shoe was that it would have a midrange pricepoint. No, his shoes aren’t as cheap as the Starburys but if you play the streets like I do you might could come up on these joints for $40.

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One of the Association’s latest fashion trends has been the compression sleeves that various players wear on their shooting arms. I know the league has a requirement for the amount of skin that MUST be visible for players. This is why the players can’t wear the pantyhose on both arms. You know Carmelo Anthony would wear pantyhose all over his body if David Stern would allow it.

The Association’s overall field goal percentage is down so where is the proof that these pantyhose help you shoot? Artis Gilmore never wore pantyhose on his arms. He did however wear tightpants. Artis Gilmore has the greawtest shooting percentage of all time. Kevin Durant does NOT wear pantyhose on his arms.

You can have your Showbean Bryant, I will fux with Kevin Durant.

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X-Mas MSG Mac Attack?

Tuesday, December 29th, 2009

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It’s not too late for me to wish a Christmas present present on the Knicks. The Greek Orthodoxy Christmas holiday and the hispanic Three Kings Day are still in front of us. I’m wishing that the Knicks trade diminutive dunk champ N8 Robinson for the Rockets oft-injured, tinman TRACY McGRADY.

I call Tracy the ‘Tinman’ because he has no heart. But he won’t need heart or the other characteristic he sorely lacks, defensive ability, under the current coaches scheme. Whereas McGrady lacks the toughness of an Allen Iverson, he does have a shot range second only to Kobe Bryant.

I know I shitted hard on the idea of Allen Iverson coming to the Garden. Mainly because I didn’t think his leadership was good for the Knicks lockerroom. I am throwing the idea of leadership against the wall now because I feel like the Knicks have a playoff glimmer in the watered down Eastern Conference.

So what if we end up lunchmeat to the Cavs, Celts or Magic? We’re playing out the string this season for 2010 right?

* FREE THROW BONUS * FREE THROW BONUS *

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Spinning In His Grave…

Monday, December 28th, 2009

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And I’m not talking about deejaying.

A few months back OhWord.com had a nice little article featuring the Nike SB commercial starring skater Paul Rodriguez and also Ice Cube. Nike co-opted the lazy summer’s day rap anthem ‘It Was A Good Day’. The commercial was nifty and Nike even made a couple of renditions on the theme. While I shrugged my shoulders to it Rafi told me that the acceptance of the commercial was a slippery slope.

Apparently rap music has fallen and it now can’t get up.

The Christmas holidaze was the perfect time for Nike to roll out another advertisement bundle. This time they are pushing the latest colorway of the signature Lebron James shoe, the LBJ VIIs. The spokesmodels are the popular MVPs (most valuable puppets) and they even have a cameo from Kris Kringle who is voiced by the inimitable Kris Parker. The commercial went down something like this…

Maybe I’m wrong to assume that Scott LaRock would object to the misappropriation of verses from the seminal Hip-Hop classic ‘The Bridge Is Over’. Scott did rock Nike’s hardbody back in the day while the rest of us were running around in Reeboks. It’s just that the commercial feels like an affront to Hip-Hop as opposed to an embrace of the music. Someone please tell me that I’m wrong and I will shut the fux up.

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Not For Long: Week 15

Wednesday, December 23rd, 2009

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No. You aren’t going to win the grand prize.

Technically, you are still in contention for tying the top spot if you have at least 90 points.

But you could come up on a host of other prizes being offered in this season’s DP.com NFL Pick ‘Em pool sponsored by prA’li (the word we all use because we are too lazy smart to constantly annunciate the word ‘probably’).

  • The pooler with the highest single week score
  • The pooler who won the most weeks individually
  • The pooler who submitted picks for every week but still had the lowest overall amount

    • Can any of you score a JUMANJI?!? That is, can any of you pick EVERY game correctly, or every game incorrectly in a single week?

    King Blair Bout to S**t on U 122
    THE UNSEEN 122
    titansfan78 121
    Don Majkowski’s wigbrusher 120
    Flacco’s Mighty Unibrow 120
    Slaug_ter House 119
    furiou$tylez IS BACK BITCH! 116
    Chief Okoye 116
    theotherstevesmith 115
    Home Cookin’ 114
    BigNat’s Bronx Brawlers 113
    nuh nuh nuh… gone 112
    DA’s Wonder Twins 111
    PurplePeopleEatersPause 111
    Dumb Penalties 110
    Vick Flair 110
    Suck a Dick Butkus 109
    KoolMick_Lovin 108
    Brooklyn Gyrl 108
    Fearless Vampire Killers 107
    cocotaso 107
    BananaClipse 103
    JayWho??? 102
    CtrlAltMalik 100
    BXPittFan 100
    AC 96
    Ruffway Bruisers 89
    Jesse 82
    DirtyJerz 79
    Big Rils 68
    Rent a Dread 65
    Madden Corleone 63
    blackneckid 63
    Las Baja Panties 58
    The Roxbury Gun Club 56
    MichelleObama’sDip 55
    EFFBOMBS 55
    No Skinny Jeans Allowed 48
    BANITTLES 44
    Angela Propertalks 43
    FiftySickz 32
    Inglorious Bastards Redux 31
    KeeksPicks 28
    dat520 16
    BROADYOLOGY 9
    RLtron 9
    Svennie’s Lag missing swag 9
    Hold the Throne 7
    Kidd Funkadelic Rides Again 0
    SP Squad 0

    Back in Week 9 Furiou$tyles picked every game but only got 2 correctly. Now he is only 6pts off the top spot. Consistency and perseverance is ultimately what will win this pool in the last week. Stay tuned…

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    The Association’s Dark Knight…

    Thursday, December 17th, 2009

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    Kobe Bryant is a friend to no man, woman or child.

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