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GOALTRENDING…

Wednesday, August 29th, 2012

making gif

Why do I keep killing my body to keep this blog populated? What is it that I can’t go to sleep because I feel like the world needs my fanboy videos? That has to be some form of insanity, possibly acute narcissism. I mean, yeah, people like the videos, but when I die who the fux would care? It doesn’t stop, but I will one day.

That’s why I’m fuxing with this Nike Fuel Band to get me hype for getting myself healthy. I want to do whatever it takes to keep my streak going of daily goals met. It’s a small victory for me since I feel like everything else I’m working on is stuck in a stalemate. At least I can look to my wrist at the end of the day and see the flashing ‘GOAL’ lights.

This is the magic of the Nike mythos of self-empowerment thru rampant consumerism. I spend therefore I am. You should see how morose I become when I can’t spend shit because my account is overdrawn.

*looks down at wrist*

For Realsies?!?

Tuesday, August 28th, 2012

Is this really what they are going to look like?

I mean like, but for real tho’?

Nah man, stop playing…

Word?

NFL = Not For Long…

Wednesday, August 22nd, 2012

Peace to my cuzzo Ryan Grant who is starting the 2012 campaign from the training room waiting for a new team to sign his offer sheet. The NFL = Not For Long especially for running backs, but Ryan will hook up with a team prA’Li before opening day kicks off.

The dP dot com Pick ‘Em Pool is fired up as usual and if you haven’t received your invite then drop a comment with your e-mail address in the appropriate field so I can send one out to you ASAP (no Rocky).

Still Golden…

Sunday, August 5th, 2012

Stevie Wonder – ‘Golden Lady’

Florence Griffith-Joyner was a cosmic queen.

She was beautiful and powerful and sexual and visceral.

You couldn’t take your eyes off this woman if you tried and she was also an unapologetically Black blur. What I mean is that NO ONE could see her.

Flo-Jo’s swag was so official too.

Flo-Jo never slandered her regality by posing for Playboy

Flo-Jo is still undefeated in my eyes

SEPARATED @ BIRTH: dP Doppelganger…

Friday, August 3rd, 2012

Salutes to Reese Hoffa, Olympic medalist and Dallas Penn doppelganger.

We are definitely brothers from another mother…