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CURSES!!!

Thursday, October 16th, 2008

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The DP Dot Com MANNY WATCH a/k/a MANNYWOOD! has been concluded by the Philadelphia Phillies until next season. In a way this is good for me so I can get into regulating my NFL picks with better accuracy and winning myself two(2) pairs of kicks from the two separate pools I am administering.

MANNY RAMIREZ was teh shit party people, but bigger than all of that is the fuku that his abuela santera put on the Boston Red Sox. If I were you I’d leave that team alone for the next century since they won’t be winning any World Series for a looooong time.

Let’s go Tampa Bay.

DP.COM MANNY WATCH…

Monday, October 13th, 2008

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The Phillies still have the Dodgers in the hole [ll].

MANNY RAMIREZ has been an RBI machine and he has put L.A. squarely on his back, but the Phils look too deep for the Dodgers to eff with. Tonight’s game is huge because if the Dodgers win they will knot up their series with Philadelphia at 2-2. If Los Angeles doesn’t win then I expect the Phils to wrap up the National League Championship series on the first game back in Philadelphia.

Will destiny prevail?

AIN’T SHIT SWEET!

Saturday, October 4th, 2008

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If you asked two months ago who I wanted to emerge from the National League to enter the World Series I would have told you that the Cubs were my team.

Fuck the Mets!

Thir treatment of WILLIE RANDOLPH as players and an organization on the whole was wacksauce. They paid the price in the end too. I hope they trade everyone on that team that doesn’t know how to speak English, along with that nazi sympathizer VILHELM VAGNER (you think I didn’t know?!?).

The Cubs were a sentimental favorite of sorts. I like their uniforms colorways because they match a bunch of pairs of kicks I own. ALFONSO SORIANO is that dude. The Cubs play in Wrigley Field, one of the country’s oldest remaining stadiums along with Boston’s Fenway Park. While some professional sports teams are fleecing their cities’ economies for new ballparks at least the Cubs have remained loyal to their monument.

I also fucks with Sweet Lou [ll]. LOU PINELLA is a former Yankee and a Yankee killer. When LOU managed the Seattle Mariners they used to pwn the Yankees. I loved the chips on shoulders that LOU and KEN GRIFFEY Jr. used to bring to the game when they played against New York. So if you asked me two months ago who I was fucksing with in the National League I would have definitely told you the Cubs. That was before Mannywood came to L.A.

LOU PINELLA is in the unenviable position of trying to coach his club through the buzzsaw of the game’s current best and hottest slugger and the team that wins titles on some destiny shit. MANNY RAMIREZ has become their KIRK GIBSON redux. The Dodgers still don’t have the pitching to rightfully win the World Series, but the Cubs and Sweet Lou and the beautiful Wrigley Field are going to have to bow out this round to the greatness of destiny.

lou

DP.COM MANNY WATCH…

Thursday, October 2nd, 2008

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MANNYWOOD!

And that is all.

Not For Long…

Wednesday, October 1st, 2008

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I am getting my ass kicked seriously this year in the DP Dot Com Football Pool. I made the decision to give the readers at XXL a shot at their own pool. I’m losing in that one too since I use the same picks for both tournamants.

There’s still a lot of football left for the season but if my fortunes don’t turn around I will be giving all my new kicks to my friends. I used to be good at picking the spread. Not for long…

Who are these Kansas City Chiefs? Do they want to suck? I believe they do. I just wish they would consistently.

Atlanta is definitely a shitty squad. I won’t pick them to beat the spread any longer this season.

Where did the Jets get that offense? I can’t imagine that BRETT FAVRE can keep this up for the entire season.

Tampa Bay, who the fuck are you?

Philly?

No more prisoners for the rest of the season. I am on my Football Pick’Em grizzly.