When it comes to skateboarding culture NYC kids only have the drug use part on smash.
The part where you actually get on the board and skate? Not so much.
Let the pros show you how to do this sonn.
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Tuesday, September 16th, 2008NFL Week 2 = WTF?!?
Sunday, September 14th, 2008
The Jets had their chances this weekend, but they couldn’t squeeze a critical inter-divisional win and keep the game in their pocket. Next week against San Diego will be tough as hell. The Chargers are coming off two tough last minute losses. They could be primed to shock the Jets.
The Bengals have returned to being the Bungles all over again.
Atlanta’s running back MICHAEL TURNER should have saved some of last weeks yardage for today’s game.
The woeful Raiders won’t be winless after all. HERM need to get off that sherm. Jay-Z’s roommate LARRY JOHNSON effed me in the A with a weak performance. [ll]. I mean that his 22 yards rushing wasn’t enough to get the Chiefs past the Raiders.
We are still at the beginning of the season so I won’t sweat my poor standings just yet.
DP.COM MANNY WATCH…
Wednesday, September 10th, 2008
Oh my goooseness!
I am dreaming of a Boston – Dodgers World Series with MANNY going all REGGIE JACKSON on those Bean counting motherfuckers.
CHARLES O. FINLEY Oaktown REGGIE status bitches.
I am fucking with this shit at MLB.com called GameDay where you can track a game pitch by pitch.
I guess I’m gonna be like my grandfather one day. He would be doing the boxscores while listening to his transistor radio with the single earpiece.
Top of the ninth and L.A. has the bases loaded.
ETHIER is up.
MANNY is on deck.
The Dodgers are the hottest team in baseball right now and they are all about MANNY RAMIREZ and ANDRE ETHIER.
I’m renaming sonn ETHER.
The Dodgers are pushing for the playoffs and they have two players in the starting lineup well below the Mendoza line (.200 batting average) while NOMAR GARCIAPARRA is in the cleanup spot hitting .234. WtF?!? How hardbody must MANNY be to have a team in contention with NO other offensive options? Keep in mind that the NL makes pitchers get into the batter’s box too.
ETHER just doubled with a full count and two outs clearing the bases.
MANNY gets walked intentionally.
Sit the fuck down if you don’t know who the MVP of this MLB shit is.
Yes, I’m having a man-crush.
Pay this man his gotdamn money.
A-ROD is a fucking fag.
How ironic is this Yankee hat I saw on my way home? This is the only thing one of these chapeaus is good for now.
An effing barf bag.
Go kill yourselves Yankee fans.
Mets all day bitches, unless MANNY is in town.
Flipping Out Over Football…
Sunday, September 7th, 2008
The DP Dot Com Football Pool is underway again and I am bringing up the rear as usual [ll].
Even though I suck at picking the winners on any given Sunday that hasn’t diminished my love for the great American game. This will be one of the best seasons for the game. BRETT FAVRE has made the Jets a contender and the Patriots are not going to be world beaters this season. My Cowboys look awesome again.
I think the Super Bowl sleepers for this year could be the Eagles and the Steelers.
MICHAEL TURNER’s 220 rushing yards can make Atlanta fans forget about the the other MICHAEL.
No matter what he changes his name to, the Ravens stay pwning CHAD JOHNSON
Too bad for the tough luck Chargers.
This season is gonne be aswesome.
Can you say PWNED?!?!
DP.COM MANNY WATCH…
Saturday, September 6th, 2008
I am staying on my MANNY shit since the Los Angeles Dodgers are a half game out of first place for the NL West. Let’s face it, MANNY RAMIREZ might be the best player in beisbol right now. Who’s better? PUJOLS? CHIPPER? VLAD GUERRERO is the cat’s pajamas too.
Forget the fantasy stats when you are looking for the best players. Look to the teams that win. Especially the teams that win in September. This is the month for champions in beisbol. I’m betting on blue.