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AMERICA’s FAUX AFRICAN GODDESS…

Monday, October 22nd, 2007

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“I can’t possibly be racist, I watch the Oprah Winfrey show.”

I must be losing my rabbit-eating mind by putting this drop on my site. Who the fuck do I think I am talking bad about OPRAH WINFREY?!? I’ll tell you who I am. WILLIAM XAVIER SUNDAY, a homeless, uneducated and diabetic Black male. A veritable nobody. The only thing that I have in my life is my faith in the one true, most exalted ruler over heaven and Earth. By most accounts I should be on my knees praising the anointed goddess of American morality. Instead I have come here today to tell you that she is the golden heifer that GOD did warn your ancestors to turn away from. I only pray that my message to you is not in vain and too late for you to act.

OPRAH WINFREY has ascended to prominence via the powerful medium of broadcast television. Her appearance is reminiscent of the classic imagery of the antebellum au pair. OPRAH has even forsaken her own maternal opportunity to assume the mantle of a national caregiver. She allows her audiences to nestle their muzzles at her teet and she scolds those that would pose a challenge to her eternally childlike charges. She is the fairy godmother, literally and figuratively, like when she contracts American automakers to promote their products on her forum via donations to her studio audience. Just don’t expect her to pay the taxes on those “gifts”. You don’t become America’s only Black billionaire by giving away YOUR money.

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Especially when there are multi-national corporations(read: T.I.’s) that will stand to profit exponentially from the exposure that the OPRAH WINFREY show platform provides. I have asked myself several times who underwrites this broadcast because mainstream media in America makes a concerted effort at all times to describe the African American condition as that of constant perdition. How does OPRAH ascend to her position while other prominent women, especially white women must suffer duress before success? Who protects OPRAH? I think I have an idea. I notice that the OPRAH WINFREY show features several commercials daily for pharmaceuticals that treat ambiguous afflictions.

Are you tired?

Are you overweight?

Do you suffer from stress?

The companies that sell the medications that deal with these everyday problems are all big supporters of the OPRAH WINFREY telecast. Who could blame them either since more Americans tune in to this well respected, highly influential, non-church affiliated spiritual icon? I see a definite connection between OPRAH and the multi-national pharmaceutical giant Abbott Laboratories.

Head-quartered in Chicago Illinois, Abbott Laboratories has a laundry list of controversial developments within the pharma-industrial complex. They were the first corporation to develop a licensed blood test for HIV detection. This, despite the fact that HIV still does not have an established cellular designation like every other human virus on the planet. Abbott Labs also controls the patent for HIV drug Norvir and Kalestra, both of which have weathered numerous claims of price gouging from African countries.

Make no mistake. Abbott Labs is bad news for sure. Actually Ensure, which is another Abbott Labs product as well as Similac. With the rise of infant diabetes over the last two decades the call should be renewed to examine these instant milk formulas. At least if your Similac formula gives your child diabetes you can always contract Abbott Labs for their diabetes maintenance solutions.

Do yourself a favor. Stay away from Abbott Labs, and by association, stay away from OPRAH WINFREY.

t.i.

Gay Priests And The Price Of Real Estate…

Thursday, October 18th, 2007

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The Vatican was just socked with another scandal of a fruitbag priest trying to put his healing hands on another man. These dudes are gonna give Jesus a bad name before too long. I’m almost sure that the man who could turn water into wine wasn’t a freak that way despite spending an inordinate amount of time with the fellas [ll]. The bigger story that these scandals uncover is the diminishing prestige of the Catholic church. People used to really fucks with the Catholic movement, but not so much anymore. Even the popularity of the ‘DaVinci Code’ storyline hasn’t brought in enough followers to stem the tide of defectors.

Could it be a disbelief of religion in general, or a direct indication of the mistrust in how the priesthood has been getting down since like forever?

Who knows, and more importantly, who the fuck cares!? The thing I have noticed is that the Catholic church is no longer the largest real estate owner here in New York City. Columbia University has that distinction. The Archdiocese has been literally uprooted from the settlements of numerous scandals involving deception and faggotry. Mostly faggotry. So in turn they have not just been cutting off the outreach programs like soup kitchens and bingo nights, but they are selling off their land assets one at a time. I’m talking about some of New York City’s most valuable land in the central midtown area of Manhattan island. Pretty soon they are going to have to come up off some of that Egyptian shit they stole thousands of years ago.

After that the Vatican is going to have to rent out the Pope to attend state fairs to sit in the dunk tank and kiss peoples’ bunions for a fee.

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SNEAKER FIENDS UNITE!

Wednesday, October 17th, 2007

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Let’s be perfectly honest. I need another pair of sneakers like I need a whole in my head. But with the grand opening gala of the new NIKE iD Design Studio inside the NIKETOWN store on 57th Street this Saturday I might just have to celebrate this shit the only way I know how. Please believe the joint is official when your mans-n-them COMBAT JACK is in the building. I’m sure there will be other sneaker fiend celebs that fall through as well. It’s a celebration bitches!

NIKETOWN
6 East 57th Street, NYC

Saturday 10-20-2007
12:00pm – 1:00pm
Doors crack @ 10:00am

I’m thinking about going in for Brazil…

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So now you ask me what the big effing deal is about since you can simply individually design and personalize your shoes at NIKEiD.com, and I tell you that the experience is what makes the difference. The NIKEiD Design Studio offers materials and styles that aren’t available online. By installing the design studio inside of their centralized retail outlet they have now democratized the ultimate form of sneaker customization. Anyone can literally walk in off the street and make an appointment to get their kick game right that very same day.

You hear that BYRON CRAWFORD? Even you can become fresh to def. Well, prah’lee not, but if you wanted to be fresh, living in the city of Chingy and Nelson is no longer holding you down.

To sweeten the event, as if, NIKE is also running a sexy little promo over at their FaceBook page.

If you are coming to the event on Saturday make sure to holler at a sneaker fiend when you see him in the streets. I will be checking for all my peoples still living the lifestyle. Nah’mean!?!

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A HOUSE IS NOT A HOME…

Thursday, October 11th, 2007

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Got my mind on my money, and my money on my mind.

Do you know how rich you have to be to just be poor in New York City?!? I bust my ass to keep the lights on in Long Island and the prosecco pouring in Prospect Heights. So for those folks in New York City on the bottom rung shit just got a little more fucked the fuck up.

The BLOOMBERG administration has decided to stop their policy of extending temporary shelter to homeless families because they claim that people are abusing the system. WTF!?! I have to LOL at the idea of poor people abusing the shelter system. Picture the hen kicking the coyotes’ ass. The idea that people who would put themselves through that process night in and night out are somehow taking advantage of the system is incredulous and ass backwards.

You have to be careful with the BLOOMBERG administration like you have to keep your eyes on the liberal elite at all times. They always take far more than they give. This is the same administration that called the working class mass transit operators “thugs” when they demanded their rights and fair wages. Peep the criminalization of the homeless…

New NYC policy for homeless who seek shelter after 5 p.m.

The idea that people would come to the shelter system on a daily basis is what requires examination and resolution. Not a condemnation of these people for being duplicitous. It’s the administration that is trying to fool the public. City officials want to play a numbers game and start denying people their housing rights because they may have a relative or a FRIEND with an apartment. Why should a homeless family burden their relatives or their FRIENDS in order for the city to congratulate itself and say that it has somehow decreased the number of homeless people in its system!?!? Even BEN FRANKLIN, the lovable supremacist, stated “fish and visitors smell in three days.”

That’s that bullshit Mayor BLOOMBERG!

MICHEAL BLOOMBERG was talking about running for president and I was talking about running Black people to his campaign, but not if he is going to be throwing poor people and their plastic bags of shit onto the rain splashed, pidgeon pooped sidewalks. I was old enough to remember my own mother’s travails on public assistance and I know that no one wants their kids to live that type of sheltered lifestyle.

While everyone was punchdrunk from the out of control condominum development that has bolstered New York City realty no one bothered to think about the people sleeping in the cardboard boxes at the foundations of the skyscrapers. You will never acheive the dream of a great society if you continue to ignore those of us on the bottom.

SNEAKER FIENDS UNITE!

Wednesday, October 10th, 2007

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Shouts to my peoples Rios and Air Maxwell from the Dr.Jays on Fordham Road. I made a quick stop through there a few weeks ago to copp those Air Max 90 360 hybrids with the flash pink laces and these folks showed me some love on a few other I.T.’s, just on the strength that they read this blog. Being an iNternets Celebrity in the streets has its privileges.

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Dr.Jays is one of NYC’s classic sneaker ansd streetwear spots. They don’t carry the ultra-trendy streetwear labels (read: ghey), but they do sell some of that ghetto shit that no self-respecting Black dude would ever wear. You know that shit that is only popular within the New York City housing projects. I don’t care where you reside though. You just need to have a new pair of kicks on your feet if you want to get my respect.

Dr.Jays is where you can copp that crisp new flavor.

I fucks with this spot for a bunch of reasons…

  • 1) Several locations all around NYC – Fulton Street, Fordham Road, Jamaica Avenue AND 34th Street
  • 2) These dudes sell shit below MSRP – Nike ‘3M Croc’ print Dunks = $70
  • 3) Dr.Jays has a Nike Urban account and this means exclusive shit.
  • 4) These niggas got every possible color of Yankees fitted.
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    I copped the 3M Dunks because they are fireworks, and way cheaper than anywhere else I have seen them.

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    Dr.Jays carries a brand called Lot29 ansd they are doing some ridiculous shit right now with DC Comics heroes and villains. I am not fucking with any of this Lot29 shoit because they are bastardizing the DC Comics brand. This is the type of campy, cartoonish n onsense that you might be able to get away with when you use Bugs Bunny, but even still it’s obvious to me that whoever was contracted to design this line had no feel for comics or how to represent them. The line totally looks and feels like clownshoes.

    Memo to DC Comics… Make it stop!

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    Now here is how it should be done. Marvel Comics has the best designers working on their branded apparel. Their shit is just tougher than leather. I copped two(2) of these Spider-Man tees so I could keep one on ice. They had a Punisher joint and a Venom tee, but Spider-Man is the GOAT of the Marvel franchise and I can’t wait to sport my tee for the premiere of SM 4.

    Good looking out Dr.Jays!

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