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Et Tu ERNESTO, Et Tu?!?

Thursday, September 7th, 2006

nike che

It seems that between Hurricane ERNESTO and the usual ‘back-to-school’ flurry of consumer activity retail sales are up slightly for the 3Q (third quarter, bitches). I suppose this is good news on one hand because that should get us to the end of the year without and marked downturn. Most of us really go into debt in the next three months with all the traveling and gift giving associated with the end of the year. I still find it ironic that CHE is making money for us capitalist pigs any way that he can.

The real funny part of this post is how money magazines talk about retailers and companies salivating over back to school sales, but nobody gets hype for an education system that works. With the schools going to shit at least the parents will have their kids looking good.

HIP-HOP IS NOT ART…

Wednesday, September 6th, 2006

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MANTRONIX ‘Needle To The Groove’ cover by Gnome/Gemini

Did I tell you that Hip-Hop should have been diagnosed with the cancer of greed from the moment that the SugarHill Gang dropped their classic track ‘Rapper’s Delight’. If one of the members of the group had not willingly stolen GRANDMASTER CAZ’ rhymebook and brought it with him to the studio them dudes wouldn’t have had shit to say. Hip-Hop stopped being art a long time ago. It’s been dead for a long time too. All I see now are the cultural hustlers picking scraps off the carcass just like vultures. I see you out there…

When COMBAT JACK expressed himself last week I was going to let that be the end of the story since he bodied the dude who had been the lightning rod for the divisive seperatist talk. I don’t come from a place in Hip-Hop where there is a thing such as old school or new school, ’70s or ’80s baby. Where I come from there is only fresh and wack, good or bad. Don’t buy product or ideas from a seperatist. They might have on a fitted cap and a hoodie, but trust me they are only posing. They aren’t really Hip-Hop. Another thing that has killed Hip-Hop has been the people with no talent thirsty to wear the laminate that reads ‘Talent’. If any of you young dunns out there are trying to put yourself onstage please don’t put your trust in management that puts their name before yours.

Whenever I see an A & R or a manager that has a thirsty gut for the ‘Talent’ laminate I feel sorry for the artist that they are supposed to be working for. The artists needs are not going to be addressed when the A & R or the managment is doing everything other than working on the artists’ project. I watched my peoples work at Rawkus and bust their ass for the stable of musicians that were on that label. MOS, TALIB, PHAROE and the immortal BIG L had a team of people behind them that could have easily wanted to jump around on stage with a microphone they damn selves, but those cats played their position and rocked their lane. Some of y’all might know some of the names and that is my point right there. For the true backbone and support staff in the game there is no lust for fame that supersedes the desire to have the artist top billin’. If you are an A & R or an artist manager I should not know your name. Even if you have groomed dozens of artists for the big show I still should not know your name. If I know of you but don’t know of any musicians you have prepared for the grind then you are fronting. There ain’t no future in fronting.

Speaking about fronting, what it do with all the ghostwriting in the crap game? I stopped by ESKAY and picked up the Dre/Crooked I track and I thought it was weird that someone was spitting something obviously written to be performed by someone else. Crooked I didn’t even apend the verses to sound as if her were an emissary of Dre. He spit the rhymes as if HE was Dre. What the fuck is that about? I know that Dre has dudes writing for him since forever. Cube, D.O.C., Snoop even Jigga gave him a song or two, but this episode calls into question the rumors that I have heard for years that Dre doesn’t even produce his tracks.

What is real and originally created in the crap music industry now? Which is worse, biting someone’s rhymes or writing someones’ lyrics? Is it fair for those artists that create the persona and toil in background? Or does all of this go back to my point at the top of the page? Is this the lane that some folks choose for themselves or is it being assigned to them? Hip-Hop lost its way in the bright lights of big business and was run over like a deer caught dead in the headlights of a corporate Mack truck. All that’s left now is a rotting carcass for the vultures to pick away.

PRINCESS DIANA = KAFIR LOVER

Tuesday, September 5th, 2006

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One of the main reasons that I like to talk with y’all is because y’all read between the lines so well. We can’t fooled by fake butter margarine, unless of course we wanted margarine because it has lower cholesterol. But you know what I’m sayin’!

The British fumbledrumble something or the other is going to pore over the wreckage yet again of the car crash that Princess DIANA and her consort, DODI AL FAYED were killed in to see if they are really dead or living in Cuba with TUPAC and B.I.G. Peep the headshot of the LADY judge that will be reviewing the evidence…

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Whew. The more I see British women the prettier DIANA becomes. Her name is Baroness Judge ANN ELIZABETH OLDFIELD BUTLER-SLOSS (No! I’m not making this shit up.) Her claim to fame internationally is that she set free the two juveniles that lured the 3yr old away from its mom while she was shopping. They beat the crap out of the kid and then shoved batteries up his arse and left him for dead on train tracks. Just when I think that the U.S. justice system is the worst I realize that I can always look to the Brits for something even wilder.

Why are they wasting the pounds and pence of the good British people? We all know that DIANA had to die because she was pregnant with the seed of a kafir. How in the hell could they let a kafir child run around that would be blood related to the monarchy?!? It just wouldn’t seem proper to all the gentry over there. People would snicker behind the Queens’ back that she was grand mum to a colonial slave. It’s wasn’t a good look for Queen ELIZABETH so she had to terminate the pregnancy.

I don’t see the Crown ever admitting to killing DIANA just like they’re never returning anything that was stolen during colonialism. Let’s move along now, there’s nothing to see here.

POLITRICKS 2006: TRUST NO ONE…

Sunday, September 3rd, 2006

the fun bunch

That exploding noise that you hear is your pension future being placed inside the mortar rocket of a tank in Baghdad/Lebanon. These guys are laughing because FERNANDO FERRER ate all the cocktail shrimp before everyone arrived.

The sound bite buzz word for this year’s NY gubernatorial election locally and other national posts will be the term ‘Living Wages’. Now that the proverbial cat is out of the virtual bag which says during the last six years the erosion of the middle class has continued unobstructed I expect all the tricksters to talk about their love for the working people. It’s beoming obvious to me that we, the people, need the tricksters less and less if all they are going to give us back is empty rhetoric. Attorney General ELLIOT SPITZER is going to be the next governor of New York no matter who I vote for unless people take a serious and close look at how he passes the buck…

spitzy On Wall Street Corruption
“Frankly, it was never practicable for the AG’s office to receive a vast sum of money and then try to disperse that money to individual investors, … Those individual investors will have to go through some sort of fact-finding process to demonstrate who relied on who and is owed how much.”

On the Right to Privacy
“This is believed to be the largest deliberate breach of a privacy policy ever discovered by U.S. law enforcement, with this case against Gratis, we hope to set a new standard for Internet marketers and consumer research companies. Personal information secured through a promise of confidentiality must always remain confidential.”
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Uhh, hello, Federal wiretapping anyone?!? I guess SPITZER conveniently forgot about that case since it was way out of his league. SPITZER’s a Wall Street lackey who will bust the unions’ butts open like a coconut. Kiss that pension goodbye ladies and gentlemen, you folks will be working up until the day of your funeral.

BeYONCE Should Let BIGFOOT Out The Cage

Saturday, September 2nd, 2006

bigfoot

Have any of you kids seen KELLY ‘Bigfoot‘ ROWLAND lately? I’m sure Crunk and Concrete have some pics, but have you SEEN her? I think that the KNOWLES family keeps KELLY in a cage in their basement. They force her to breastfeed SOLANGE’s baby or something. I’ve seen more of SOLANGE wearing the stripper clothes that her mom designed than I have of KELLY. Supposedly the KNOWLES family is managing KELLY’s solo career too. Does anybody know what the Hindenburg was?

I guess there’s always the circus if this music thing doesn’t pan out for KELLY.