Archive for the ‘C.R.E.A.M.’ Category

Shoot It Down With AuctionSniper.com

Tuesday, March 9th, 2010

sniper

I registered for eBay 10 years ago and in that time I have bought and sold a good amount of I-T’s. I don’t visit eBay too often nowadays but it still has some great auctions for vintage stuff from clothing to sneakers to toys to everything. For a time I think eBay was going to evolutionize the way we ultimately consumed goods. At the end of the day, eBay doesn’t totally supplant the brick and mortar installations, but it does supplement them.

I was cruising the eBay system over the weekend to get myself hype for the upcoming ‘Lo-End Theory event and I wanted to see what vintage ‘Lo pieces were being offered. As always there are some good quality collector pieces on the system. I’m impressed with the way that many collectors have preserved I-T’s that are more than twenty years old. This speaks to the quality of the garments and the consideration of the connoisseur.

I came across one of the vintage sweaters from my all time favorite series of PRL design. These particular items are from 1986 and this was when I first took heed to the Polo brand. I was 15 years old and you could say that this was my first kiss. Strangely, it just may have been. This series featured primary colors that were bold and colorblocked all over the items. The clothing reminded me of my favorite candies, LifeSavers. I had to have this at any cost.

RL shield
RL shield
RL shield

What I couldn’t afford I had to steal and what I couldn’t steal I had to just covet. The obsession still continues to this day altho’ now there is a lot less stealing. I still get excited when I walk into Lord & Taylor and Bloomies. I still check the exits and imagine myself running thru the store full tilt with shirts stuffed in my jacket. To replace the anxious energy of stealing clothing I place bids on eBay. I don’t just place regular bids on eBay tho’. I use a service called AuctionSniper.com. I got put on to AuctionSniper from the homey GabeRockka over at FlawlessHustle.

Gabe was actually a dude that bought shit from me on eBay way back in the day and he connected the dots once the DP website was up and running. AuctionSniper.com is my shit now and I don’t fux with eBay without it. I used to have to be all crazy and scramble to find a computer when my auctions were winding down. Now I just plug in the highest amount that I am willing to pay for an item and AuctionSniper.com submits my bid for me 5 seconds before the close of the auction. Niiiiiiice.

For example, lets say the sweater above is currently being bid on for $10, but I know that there are other bidders in the cut spying on the I-T as well. I’ll tell AuctionSniper to place a bid for me of $50. If no other bidders step into the arena on time I will end up winning that sweater for $11. Just because I placed a bid of $50 doesn’t mean that the price automatically goes to that amount. The way eBay works is that bids are incremental and if you are the highest bidder on a $10 I-T your winning bid is just the amount to put you in the lead.

I’m not going to act like I win every auction when I use AuctionSniper.com, but the truth is that I win one way or another. If the item bids at a higher amount than I set AuctionSniper to bid for me I don’t lose anything. That just keeps me free to scope out another I-T. If I do win then AuctionSniper only charges me $.01% of the final auction price. If the item costs $20 then AuctionSniper charges me $.20cent. If you fux with eBay and you don’t have AuctionSniper you should snipe yourself right now.

Click the link on my sidebar to get registered with AuctionSniper.com and never lose another eBay auction again.

16 Shot Glock >>> 5 Card Draw…

Monday, March 8th, 2010

western poker

Peep this story about how some German gunboys ran up in this national poker tourney and left with bags of cash on some ol’ Hollywood ‘Heat‘ jackmove shit.

Why do the eastern Europeans and Russians always come up with these Hans Gruber capers? Is it because of all the movies that illustrate them to be extremely hardbody criminals? The ‘Die Hard’ franchise alone has done more promotion for the euro uber-crime masterminds than World War II did.

One of the spotrushers had a machete too. I wonder if that dude was a Haitian? If so then at least we know the money will be going to the right place.

MightyHealthy: Let The Dollars Circulate…

Wednesday, March 3rd, 2010

dp mh

The first advertisements in the history of DP.com are now in effect. Shout out to 40 Diesel and the folks at MightyHealthy. I’ve never placed ads on this site because I’ve never felt like any company really fuxed with DP. I’m lucky because the heads at MightyHealthy understand this shit that I do over here and they are supporting it.

Do me a favor and click on the MH banner on the sidebar and bounce around their site. If you got some trap left over from your taxes copp some fly shit. MightyHealthy is hosting a sample sale in another week or so at Jeff Staple’s Reed Space Annex. If you are in NYC you should def come thru and chill with me and 40.

POLITRICKS 2010: Blindsided…

Saturday, February 27th, 2010

gov pat

The Democratic machine wanted NYS governor DAVID PATERSON to sit the fux down for the next election round. He ended up in the big seat at the statehouse by accident in the first place. SPITZER wasn’t supposed to get taken down so rudely, but ELIOT didn’t play nice with Wall Street and Wu-Tang Clan told us all that cash rules everything around us. So when SPITZER became deposed we all ended up with the booby prize. PATERSON had his chance to go quietly when OBAAMA told him to back down, but instead PATERSON tempted fate and now the hounds have been released.

I’m not a PATERSON h8r tho’. He’s balanced the state budgets when the the truth is that the majority of the money for this state is generated in an area that comprises 1/2400 of the state’s total area. I’m referring to NYC naturally. But PATERSON is part and parcel of politricks and anything goes in politricks. There is blood in the water and the sharks are circling. The only question is if PATERSON will be dragged under or barely escape by losing a leg below the knee? If this were 10 years prior then PATERSON might could call on his buddy CHARLIE RANGEL to help him get over the hump, but in 2010 RANGEL is an even bigger legislative liability than PATERSON is.

DAVID PATERSON knew the machine was coming for him and now he has nowhere to turn. The kingmakers are ready to give the throne back to the prince in waiting as a repayment for the unceremonious dumping of his father, the noble MARIO CUOMO. The godfather governor was ushered out of Albany on a rail as part of the liberal purge which also saw DAVID DINKINS get the boot from City Hall. ANDREW CUOMO has been groomed to be NYS governor since way back. It’s kind of interesting when you live long enough to see families anointed into political offices as opposed to actually being elected (see BUSH family).

Wal-Mart Is Saving Detroit?!?

Thursday, February 25th, 2010

wal mart

I fux with Wal-Mart just like the rest of America does. The way I see it we are tumbling headfirst into the reality where the only industrial corporations that exist will be Wal-Mart, Universal Media Corp, McDonald’s and prisons (incidentally, Air Jordans will be manufactured at Folsom and Attica). It’s hard to test Wal-Mart’s corporate steez. They have this shit figured out. They make shit. They ship shit. You buy shit. IKEA might do it with hipper promotion, but Wal-mart does it 25 hours a day.

So why the fux is everybody all pissy because Wal-Mart has partnered with Detroit public schools in teaching kids how to work in their stores? Do you realize that unemployment in Detroit is nearly at 50%? That fact alone should have people scrambling into action. How can America let one of their former manufacturing centers go fallow? That’s disgusting B. Critics want to argue that kids are being taught the ideals of being subservient but I disagree since America primarily deals in service industry labor. These kids are getting a lesson in America 101.

In ten more years if you ain’t working for Wal-Mart then who the fux is your employer gonna be? In my eyes these kids from Detroit have a leg up on their future. If they really want to position themselves for the executive suites they will learn Mandarin.