Archive for the ‘C.R.E.A.M.’ Category

PARDON ME DUKE IS THE GOAT…

Tuesday, June 23rd, 2009

lo rugby

That’s some inside info for those in the know.

I was FIEEEEEEEEEND’g the above pictured I.T. for a few months when the price broke incredibly. I could have copped the piece off the top, but then I remembered my BK fam from Pardon Me Duke keeps the lifestyle all day every day.

For the price they got me the I.T. I decided to copp two.

Why?

Because I’m crazy like that.

Iran Is Keeping It Rial…

Sunday, June 21st, 2009

middle east

Look at that real estate in between Iraq and Afghanistan and tell yourself you don’t want to own that land to open up McDonald’s and Wal-Marts?

But mostly to control the energy that those people use on the daily. If they have to check with you before they can turn on their lightswitch then you are totally the boss.

Letting people control their resources and their energy is allowing them to control their destiny.

Can’t have that can we?

The Clone Wars Saga Continues…

Thursday, June 18th, 2009

clones

When the economy is failing and job opportunities are diminishing there is still one industry that is looking to accept applicants.

Military academies see applications jump

The sinking economy has become a defacto draft. Impoverished folks see the military as the only possible avenue now for upward mobility. I remember reading a story back when the war in Iraq broke out that immigrant soldiers were using the military to gain access to expedited citizenship. It blew my mind that people just wanted the American flag draped on their coffins.

clones

I’ve been watching the OG Star Wars flicks on DVD all this week. The Galactic Empire spent too much gotdamned money on those Death Star projects and not enough on Sith outreach if you ask me. Who was going to hold things down after Sidious and Vader had gotten out of the game?

House OKs $106 billion war funding bill

^ What is this going to cover? Like two months in Iraq?

clones

MOUNTAIN DEWthpaste…

Wednesday, June 17th, 2009

meth mouth

The makers of Mountain Dew listened to the public outcry that MTN DEW was ruining people’s teeth and they developed a product that helps you maintain proper oral hygiene while still enjoying the taste of your favorite MTN DEW products.

Health Is Wealth…

Tuesday, June 16th, 2009

big blue

Let’s coin a term for the OBAAMA administration’s new health care initiative…

BIG HEALTH

Big Health is the union formed by the insurance industry and the pharmaceutical industrial complex. Both of these mega-monolith industries must be salivating at the prospect of the U.S. government bankrolling their industries. After we gave out welfare checks to banks and to General Motors I can’t see why these beasts wouldn’t be in line waiting for their stimulus packages.

The insurance machine has been digging deep into the government’s pockets since Katrina, hell, since September 11th for that matter. The largest insurance corporations have underwritten so many different facets of American business that their bad investments are our responsibilities now. Too big to fail is a recipe for only one thing it seems like. Failure.

Big pharma takes its cues from the various pandemics that are posited in the mainstream media complex. Swine flu and athlete’s foot are the current bad guys they are fighting against. How is the president going to be able to regulate these behemoths when they both understand how to manipulate the press? The president will need the congressmen and the senators to eschew the greed that normally goes with their positions.

Get ready to vote your senators out of office in November if they block healthcare reform.