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Kill ‘Yo Radio!

Sunday, January 18th, 2009

broken radio

The fallout from the tumbling U.S. economy continues. Broadcast radio mega monolith Clear Channel is restructuring their corporation from the top to the bottom. As is typical for most corporations mostly the bottom is being excised. We can only hope that Funkmaster Flex is forced to perform hari kari, we can only hope.

I’m one of those dudes that does the Arab Money dance when mainstream media starts to crumble. I feel like this is the perfect time for people like myself who are mainstream media outsiders because of how we look or how we speak to become alternative media providers. The ideas that are expressed here at DP Dot Com don’t exist in mainstream outlets for several reasons and that is mainly because of who controls those outlets.

At the end of the day it’s all bout the advertising dollars and if I was a company with some ad bucks to spend I would rather put my products and services in front of the higher rated consumers. These consumers are flocking to the internets now. Mostly because the content on the internets is on demand and always active. The corporations that have jumped to the internets early are the ones that will be winning big in the new year within our new economy.

I received an offer from a friend to start working on an internets based radio program. I’m not sure if thy will ultimately choose me to work on this program, but if they do you should definitely kill your radio in 2009.

INTERNETS!!!!!

The Autopsy Is Still Inconclusive…

Sunday, January 11th, 2009

tupactopsy

However Tupac is still dead.

This Sunday school drop is for the seven readers that would even think to read my column on a Sunday as opposed to doing other shit like a) masturbating to Maya Hills videos pulled down from xnxx.com, b) watching ‘Like It Is’ with Gil Noble, c) sleeping, d) did I say masturbating?

I just read a great article inside of the Village Voice about the demise of the record industry. I call it a great article even though I ultimately disagree with the author.

How the Music Industry Died: Steve Knopper’s Appetite for Self-Destruction

Voice columnist Rob Harvilla interviews author Steve Knopper and he ultimately concludes that the death knell for the record industry was the rebuke of Napster. This guy Knopper thinks that if Universal Music Group or (name your label) had adopted the social networking possibilities within the file-sharing community these record labels would have been able to stave off their deaths.

Nahh, I don’t think so. Just like we will eventually run out of fossil fuels that we extract from the Earth the need for oversized distribution systems for music (and entertainment) for that matter was bound to run its course. Technology finally pushed these dinosaurs off a cliff. Monetizing content on social networks will not support the top heavy burdens that major labels carry. Their executive salaries alone cut away any profit that they might garner from .99 cent downloads and ringtones.

The only thing that could support these executives were CD sales. $16.99 CD sales. Those days are long gone now. I think I bought two CD’s in 2008. I didn’t even copp ‘808’s & Heartbreak’ and this was my favorite album of the year. Maybe I can return my ‘Rising Down’ to Target and exchange it for 808’s? I doubt that though. I look at all the CD’s in my collection and I definitely feel like I did my part for the music industry.

My solution for the recording industry is for buyouts to start taking place, but NOT from other media companies. The truth is that media companies are now a dime for a dozen. Anyone with a weblog and a YouTube channel is a media company. Byron Crawford doesn’t even have a YouTube channel and he is a media company. Nah’Right is a media company that helps disseminate current content for other media companies. Crunk & Disorderly and Concrete Loop are both media companies. The only thing that a media company has of value are the eyeballs of their viewers.

Some media companies mistakenly have their lawyers attack other media companies because they claim to have exclusive broadcasting rights to some piece of content. Do you think that the content gives a flying fuck who owns it? Hells no. The content wants to be free to be viewed and praised and critiqued and loved and hated. I know that these corporate lawyers need to justify their salaries just like the record label executives did but if there are some heads that need to see the guillotine it should be the lawyers up next.

The only way for the music industry to survive now is for companies that sell other types of products that people buy out of need or desire to produce compilation CD’s to be included with those products. Like for instance, with every pair of Nike ACG boots you get a free Wale CD featuring his Nike boots song. When you buy some alcohol like cognac (negro health water) you will get a CD with all the songs that mention Hennessy. It shouldn’t be old music either. All you artists on the come up need to get your jingles game up and start making some commercials for your favorite products. Maybe Kool-Aid might pick y’all up and sign y’all to their new label – Grape Drink Records.

This is the only hope for the record industry at this point. There won’t be any government bailout for UMG or Sony, but hopefully Fruit of the Loom or Tropicana wants to get into the music buisness.

Who Has The Emperor’s New Clothes?

Monday, January 5th, 2009

bill rich

If you thought that president-elect OBAAMA was going to waltz into the White House you were sadly mistaken. It seems that he is being chipped away from his support base even before his first day on the job. Now another state Governor finds himself embroiled in a money scandal. The Mexican governor of New Mexico (where else?!?) BILL RICHARDSON has withdrawn his name from consideration of the cabinet position in the new administration because of a Federal investigation into the contracts issued by his state to a campaign supporter.

The problem that I have seen with Governor BLAGOJEVICH and now Governor RICHARDSON is that neither of them are working on big money kickbacks. A million dollars is chump change compared to the hunderds of billions that are being sent to the banking institutions to keep them happy. The governors are selling themselves out for less than pennies on the dollar. Even the automakers are asking for upwards of fifty billions dollars to rescue their flailing enterprises and these toupee topped governors are looking like boxcar hobos. If our culture still wore hats these dudes would have them in their hands turned upside down.

All of these scandals make me nervous to wonder what skeletons OBAAMA has buried in his closet. We all know that he still puffs on the squares. And we have all heard the jailhouse stories about what some men will do when they have been denied a cigarette for a certain amount of time.

*shudders at the thought*

POLITRICKS 2008: Stimulus Status…

Thursday, January 1st, 2009

run dc

I hope the president-elect doesn’t expect me to sell his t-shirts as part of my stimulus package. I’ve been having enough trouble as it is selling my own shirts. I don’t want no stimulus check anyhoo. I want that big gwap that comes from one of those bailout packages. Those are the joint. That is how I finally come up on my yacht and my private plane when I get my hands on one of those Congressional bailout packages (no LARRY CRAIG’s pkg).

What would you do with the money if you came up on one of those billion dollar bailout programs? Nothing too crazy like one of those Wall Street banker bailouts. I’m thinking of something more manageable like the packages that the auto manufacturers and the airlines will get. I can get with a nice cool hundred billion.

I wouldn’t even use that cake to copp the Polo mansion.

Until I get my stim check though I’ma need some of y’all to help the kid get through this cold ass winter.

chea

We’re Off To See The Wizards…

Saturday, December 27th, 2008

gillie

Chocolate Snowflake and I decided to catch the Washington Bullets Wizards since we were spending the weekend in D.C. The game tonight will be against the Oklahoma City Thunder, formerly the Who Gives A Fuck from West Bubblefucks. Why the hell are the cheapest tickets priced @ $53.00?!?

That is for the rooftop section 421.

verizon ctr

I can’t believe that one of the worst teams in the league is charging folks over a buck to come inside of their stinky gym. Shout out to Nerditry who sent me a link to copp Nets tickets on some Bolt Bus type $1 pricing plans. I’m gonna pay more money to get on the subway than I am to get into the Continental Airlines arena. Sure the Nets suck wild ass, but when are you gonna get to watch what is left of Vinsanity for less than the price of a candybar?

I suppose I should be happy that the Wizards tickets are only costing me $106.00 for C.S. and I. These jokers are fleecing some folks with their AAU brand b-ball. Here are the other ticket prices available…

$2,500.00
$932.00
$475.00
$360.00
$310.00
$252.00
$200.00
$125.00
$99.00
$53.00
$45.00!!!

Where are the tickets for $45.00?

PrA’li outside of the arena.