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NYC Monday Is The New Friday…

Tuesday, October 28th, 2008

vee nyc

I fux with Mondays.

Hardbody.

Shouts to iFux’ iCandy

Mondays is the shit because after you kick Monday’s ass they can’t give you another one until next week.

Fridays is the scam homies.

When can you really taste Friday? When does that shit become your own? 6pm? So now you only got .25 left of Friday for yourself?!?

F for fail otherwise known as uLose.

Thank GOD for Mondays in NYC. The new Friday. The first part of Friday. Friday in NYC is really Monday and Tuesday. You need Tuesday to get on your after hours steez. Paradise Garage from 4am until noontime. Or Bassline, or Lovelite, or Choices, or (gasp!) Robots.

If I went to Robots then GOD would be the only way back to Earth.

Sonn be tripping hard. Body. Body and Soul.

Last night the spaceship was on some sexy vote shit. Everybody is trending out for voting like that shit is skinny jeans tapered to zero. Niggas don’t know that my vote was to come and enjoy that free ass wine. My #1 neggar on the $1 dumpling trigger, Freedom’s DJ Herbert, and my homey DJ Scribe were on the sound system. Haven’t been to a Scribe joint in a minute. I forgot how much soul these dudes got.

The crowd was on some beautiful Black bullshit with pretty motherfuckers like Maxwell just maxin’ and relaxin’. I knew I wasn’t sexy enough to be up in that party, but I stayed anyhoo and I drunk my free wine.

Fuck that wineglass bullshit. Got myself a plastic cup so I could go in @ 100mph with no brakes.

Never smiling.

Shouts to flameproof Flamboyant Productions

They screened that video clip from the BBC’s bootleg MICHAEL MOORE about voting shenanigans. Nobody that promotes this voting shit ever gets it right. There’s always a fear factor to entice you to vote. Nobody ever talks about the positivity of communities coming together to struggle and survive.

Niggas in Ohio will wait on a five hour line because there is only one broke ass machine at the polling station. That is the glory you fucking faggots. How powerful is the dream of having a voice. I won’t even sit in no hotdamned church for longer than three hours.

Voting is realer than GOD in some communities. It is a connection to the motherfuckers across the railroad tracks. Everybody wants their garbage picked up three times a week. Not just now that the ‘hood is being gentrified.

I wish Abdul had always stocked organic vine tomatoes instead of Lil’ Debbies. Awww sheeeeeeeeit, who am I kidding? Lil’ Debbie grew up to be a whore. And I loved her sweet, creamy goodness.

VOTE AND LIVE is the grand idea. A Diddy swagger jack or another Diddy community organizing program? You be the judge. The correct answer however would be the latter.

Who else could make voting this sexy?

In New York city.

Where Mondays are the new Fridays.

vee nyc

Animatrix courtesy of VeE

Putting The Hell In Health…

Tuesday, October 28th, 2008

hospital

If you seriously love and respect the DP dot com movement you will do me a super solid and shoot me in my fucking head the second I am diagnosed with a terminal illness. You WILL NOT let me admit myself to a fucking hospital so that they can put my ass in the fucking hallway because my insurance is maxed out.

As a matter of fact, that should be my insurance, one gallon of premium gasoline to bathe in and a book of matches.

There’s no way I will be on a gurney in the corridor next to the pissery or the fucking janitor’s closet. Hospital staff might be able to convince some people that it is all part of the healing process to sleep in the hallway wearing that fucking untied robe with your blackened asscheeks outdoors and your bedpan overflowing, but I want none of that shit.

Stab me in my throat with a stethoscope first.

What’s In Your Package?

Thursday, October 23rd, 2008

tohato

The Federal government is bandying about the idea of issuing another “stimulus package” for Americans to spend in order to help the U.S. economy float like a turd in a terlet. Take it from me, fixing the economy is not about putting $600 dollars in my bank account.

With all of the out-of-network fees, the below minimum balance monthly maintenance fees, and the overdraft fees that I accrue it’s like I’m giving the money right back to the screwballs who effed the system the eff up in the first place.

I don’t mind the free money, but I also know that no one is giving away free money. Someone’s gonna have to pay for that shit at some point. With interest too no doubt. So what does the government do to stop the jobless rate upswing? Keep in mind that chattel slavery is not one of the selections.

We need to start building shit again. Building shit and making shit. The far east has pwned us for the last several decades because they build and make better shit than we do. Better cars. Better toys. Better snack foods.

tohato

TOHATO Caramel Corn = OMG!

America has to return to their manufacturing and developing dominance. Sure we can kick ass on the battlefield, but when was the last time that the Wise brand excited you for the premiere of a new Dipsy Doodle?

America has to get back to having the complete game on the global court. Coca-Cola needs to create a new logo and a new factory in every state where people make gourmet organic sody pops by hand. Their dirty, unwashed hands. Where the CO2 is actual people farts.

Listen, I don’t know a gotdamn thing about fixing the economy. Maybe it shouldn’t be fixed since it’s already “fixed”. Maybe people should be sent a check for $666 bucks and they can’t cash it unless they accept a laser etched bar code on their foreheads. What would you spend your last cash money on?

$666 isn’t a whole lot of money but it is a little something to get you through a weekend.

$50 – Two(2) round trip tickets to Trenton via NJ Transit

$32 – Two(2) round trip tickets from Trenton to Philadelphia 30th Street Station

$210 – Two nights in downtown Philly hotel with the Friends & Family code

$180 – Two(2) pairs of exclusive Nike Dunks (his & hers) from UBIQ

$130 – A classy dinner with the lady at a jazzy supper club

$2 – Philadelphia Museum of Art ‘Pay What You Wish‘ Sundays

$24 – Lunch at Geno’s Steaks

$28 – Two movie tickets and popcorn for when our train gets back to Penn Station on Sunday night

The G Dubbz administration and their “Mark Of The Beast” economic program just gave Chocolate Snowflake and I a very nice weekend in Philadelphia.

Do the math and see where the Illuminati’s armageddon takes you.

Miles To Go, But Still No Dough…

Monday, October 20th, 2008

seaplane

The ripples caused by our flailing banking system are continuing to drown other sectors of the economy as well.

People that have accrued a shitload of frequent flier miles are realizing that they are better off cashing in those miles than holding onto them because airlines have a tendency to go bankrupt. This should cause some airlines to file for Chapter 11 before this fiscal quarter is done when they lose their cash reserves to their customers.

For a minute I just have to step back and give props to the G Dubbz administration for totally making the American economic system fucked the fuck up in less than a decade. If G Dubbz was nothing else he was expeditious.

Life Imitating Art In The Worst Way…

Monday, October 20th, 2008

no country

Mexican drug dealers are pretty bad ass. We learned this shit from the movie ‘No Country For Old Men’ where we had several scenes of bad ass Mexican drug dealers shooting up shit like there was no tomorrow.

It’s not just gunplay either that makes the Mexican cartels so hardbody. They are types of cats to abduct kids for torture and ransom.

Abducted Nevada boy found alive in Las Vegas

In this downturning economy I can imagine that the Mexican drugdealers will transition their business portfolios to include the more lucrative trade of selling that white…

Children.