Archive for the ‘C.R.E.A.M.’ Category

All Day I Dream About Sales…

Saturday, September 20th, 2008

sale

The worst thing we could do as patriots who pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States would be for us to STOP spending our hard earned money just because the wheels are about to fall off the economy.

Can you imagine how much sooner this would have happened if we had been saving our scrilla since Day 1?

Hey, if there’s a Hell below we are all going to go. Some of us will just be fresher than others.

I’m in the market for a pair Adi Dazzlers since I came up on this sick adidas hoody at A.J. Wright for $20 cent. Earlier in the summer I scored an adidas track jacket at A.J.’s for $14.99. I am beasting out before the rest of you fools get up on my spots. This will be one of my freshest autumns since 1988.

Your boy is still crispy, even after all these years.

tennis

After scoring those Rod Lavers for $20 I couldn’t justify bring these home. C.S. is already swamped in my shoeboxes so I have to make this pick count.

oregon

The Oregon is a blatant summer shoe. I need these to go on super sale before I will copp since I can’t see myself rocking these more than twice during the entire season.

paydirt

I play two-hand touch [ll] in Prospect Park on Saturdays. The Saturdays that I don’t wake up in the haze of a post-drunken stupor (read: never).

kingstons

Someone should smack adidas in the mouth for the reckless pandering. The ‘Kingston Superstar’? Really?!?

jesse owens

Shut my mouth up. This is the kind of pandering I can get my feet into. The ‘Jesse Owens’ will go into my deep storage ice box.

zx750

I don’t care what C.S. says, I HAVE to copp these. Navy and gold are like my favorite colors of all time.

THE NEW CLASSICS…

Friday, September 19th, 2008

lifestyle

Strictly for the lifestyle lovers we got a code from the homey Nerditry so we can copp some of that lifestyle swag on sale for an additional thirty percent off.

The code is – RLFA2008

Plug that into the checkout at Polo.com and you are gravy (no Biggie impersonator).

They have a few of those RL Beijing 2008 I.T.’s on the sale too. Even some jawns for the extra meaty brothers on the Big & Tall page.

lifestyle

Sunshine On My Mind…

Wednesday, September 17th, 2008

forty lawdy

Chocolate Snowflake and I were lucky enough to be invited to camp out at the Brooklyn Blister’s residence in Forty Lawdy.

This is where I get to relax my mind and let my conscience get free. It’s also where I get to swim nude so that my whole body gets tanned. Since the Blister’s were in the building I kept my shorts on.

Chilling with these folks is also great for my perspective on what it takes to live the life you imagine for yourself. Working smarter is worth more than working harder, but there still is no substitute for the person that can put in 16hr workdays.

forty lawdy

I feel a kind of way sometimes when I don’t have this page updated several times a day. I feel like I am letting down the folks that have clicked on the DP URL only to see the same drop that was here two hours before still at the top of the page. That shit was driving me crazy for a minute, but I think I turned a corner on this last visit to Florida.

I’m not as hellbent now to kill myself as a blogger because my dream is to finish my book and to make movies in Hollywood. Do you want me to achieve my dream? That’s cool because the real question is whether I want to reach my goal or not. I hope that y’all stick around for the ride because there are so few folks I am connected to that know me from back when.

I would hate to have another birthday party for myself all by myself.

forty lawdy

POLITRICKS 2008: Throwing Pearls Before Swine…

Thursday, September 11th, 2008

miss piggy

Miss Piggy >>> Sarah Palin

Miss Piggy rode out with KtF even when the only green homeboy had was his skin and he lived in a swamp. Miss Piggy was not a political opportunist who would throw her own family into interstate traffic just to further her career. Study how honorable Miss Piggy was and then realize that Sarah Palin’s DNA is all artic fox.

I promise that I will not talk about the VP nominee until I need to. I’m embarrassed that she hasn’t had the class to resign from her appointment. Are we this desperate for salvation as a nation that we are getting in bed (I wish) with political witches from the backwoods? Palin was way off in Alaska where you can essentially do anything you want to do as long as the oil and natural gas keep flowing to the lower 48 states. Since the Exxon Valdez didn’t happen on her shift she gets to govern Alaska like a two-bit Cruella DeVille. She constantly fires people that don’t fall in line with her cronyism and Alaska is her fiefdom while the polar bears die off.

You can’t believe all the ethics violations and misconduct she was allowed to get away with because we are so starved as a culture for expending fossil fuels. I’m annoyed and scared that America supports this charlatanism. The following Reuters link details her clandestine and unethical administration of government in Alaska. I thought G DUBBZ and DARTH CHENEY were the worst overt sleazebags to come into government. PALIN trumps them already and she is still so young.

Palin’s Ethics Scrapes May Undercut Pledge to End Old Politics

Mortgage Meltdown = Less Broken Homes…

Tuesday, September 9th, 2008

broken home

My next career will be to find myself as a political strategist. Right beside me will be an economist and a statistician. The stats dude is like your cornerman in the boxing ring. He can tell you what spots to hit your opponent for the greatest effect.

All kinds of folks were shitting bricks when the news came down that the government would have to bail out super-mortgage lenders Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac. This is some huge hiccup shit. The only thing worse would be a government rescue of the FDIC. If that shit has to go down then you can best believe motherfuckers will be jumping from skyscraper windows.

So with all the news of doom and gloom in the housing market there comes a ray of light from the darkness. The number of divorces in the U.S. has declined along with the value in real estate. As families have had to come to grips with the fact that most aren’t really into their significant other anymore they have been unable to separate themselves due to the heavy debtload their mortgages carry.

Broken Homes, Unwanted Houses

Imagine trying to sell your home to pay off your divorce lawyers when you find that the current appraisal is $100K less than you paid for the damn thing!?! This totally shifts the focus on that old adage, “Its cheaper to keep her”. Couples are finding banks reluctant to refinance the properties when only one income is maintaining the mortgage. The new American dream is now being able to afford your divorce lawyer.

Where is the politician taking credit for the housing collapse and mortgage meltdown by saying that he/she did this to keep families together? SARAH PALIN would totally bust her guns for this.

sarah guns