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The Association: Finally…

Thursday, June 12th, 2008

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If you told me that the Lakeshow would be outclassed in Boston I would have told you to “GTFOH!”

The Lakeshow will have to wait for next season to hoist the Larry O’Brien trophy. Especially after reading the headlines that confirm everyone’s suspicions that the Association has been fixing their contests for some time. While DAVID STERN has all of his sportswriting wags further discredit the disgraced referee TIM DONAGHY I feel somewhat vindicated for my JORDAN smears ten years ago. I always felt a kind of way about that Chicago win over Phoenix. And BARKLEY has gambling issues to boot.

Professional sports has become more like “professional” wrestling in their blind struggle for money and ratings. Why wouldn’t the NBA, NFL and MLB fix their contests? Are these corporations above that same Enron fuckery? Look at how many people were dying to put their asses in the baseball stadiums during the 500ft. home run seasons. All the while buying concessions that had retail markups of 300% or greater. At the end of the day the fans got what they deserved.

Panem et circenses.

KOBE is still the best player on the court however, and worth at least the price of a regular season ticket. GOD please save the Knicks.

SKEE LO – ‘I Wish’

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i.C.’s Go Live TV

Friday, June 6th, 2008

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Shout out to BRIAN LEHRER and the CUNY TV team.


Ghetto Economics with Internets Celebrities from Brian Lehrer Live on Vimeo.

Africa. Still Fucked The Fuck Up…

Thursday, June 5th, 2008

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Damn you Africa.

Every time I look at you there is some next shit you are having problems with. If the nations that exploit your mineral resources knew you were going to be this problematic they would have exterminated you just like the native americans or the aboriginals peoples.

Africa simply refuses to get her shit together. If they aren’t recruiting children to be soldiers they are forcing them into child labor. Some kids have been doing construction work since the age of 4!?!

Ugandan children work on dangerous rock pile

I can’t wrap my head around how a nation has hundreds of thousands of people that are unaccounted for, literally invisible. The civil wars that have raged through Africa have reduced countries to adult-free populations of children rife for exploitation.

Think of ‘Lord Of The Flies’ except those are real flies sitting on some kids face.

POLITRICKS 2008: It Ain’t Over ‘Til The Pantsuit Lady Sings…

Thursday, June 5th, 2008

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Now that you have helped him wrap up the Democratic Party’s nomination, all you folks that have been contributing your free time and hard-earned dollars to the OBAAMA campaign need to send homeboy an e-mail telling him to leave ol’ girl off the ticket.

I mean didn’t this spoilsport just try to get sonn merc’ked?!?

iC’s: (How To) Make It Rain…

Tuesday, June 3rd, 2008

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A little bonus outtake from the ‘Checkmate’ reels.

Go in hard with Euros, or go home.


iCs are Dallas Penn & Rafi Kam
Directed by Casimir Nozkowski
Shot by Josh Weisbrot