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I’m Sort’a Like A Big Deal…

Thursday, May 7th, 2009

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Another piece of press for the kid.

Call me the burgermeister because I am on a roll. Ooooooooooooo!

VIBE.com is just like VIBE except its for the internets. DP is #36 on the list of the top 50 Hip-Hop weblogs.

Ha!

Next thing you know I will be in the celeb sightings inside Jet magazine. I always wanted to be close to a Jet centerfold. I guess that is the only way that will be going down.

I’m thinking about not having another rap song ever posted on this site now because of this article.

No disrespect to anyone else on GOD’s green Earth, but there are not 35 other websites on this planet better than DallasPenn.com

I’m talking about all the websites in all of the world.

Even the joints in Chinese and German.

I don’t need to be in anyone’s top 10 list, but I better damn well sure be on EVERYBODY’s top 20.

Big City Of Dreams…

Wednesday, April 15th, 2009

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The good folks over at Who Walk In Brooklyn were nice enough to mail me a preview copy of their book ‘New York Calling’ which is a compendium of essays and anecdotes relayed by some of New York’s best journalists. Not the most famous flatfoot scribes, but certainly some of the most entertaining.

New York Calling‘ is strong because it is primarily a look at New York City from life long New Yorkers. There’s some whimsy contained in the reminiscence, but there is always the lens of reality that the words are filtered through. I’m going to develop some interesting projects in the short term from some of the essays I’ve read in this book. Thanks again to the WWIB posse.

‘New York Calling’ makes me realize how much I take for granted every day regarding whats left of New York City that remains under my feet.

Peeking outside of the wire mesh fence you can see the venerable Bronx County Courthouse. This building is a fantastic example of the Beaux Arts design that was used to create some of New York City’s everlasting landmarks like the archways at Washington Square Park and Grand Army Plaza. Grand Central Station has one of the most beautiful Beaux Arts facades in the city, but who has ever seen the outside of Grand Central?

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This building has always seemed to me to be more grandiose than anything it could have been used. A public building? Nahh, this was a mansion or a castle that the king of New York lived inside of. I was always enthralled with the statuary of these types of buldings. Were the carved limestone figures sentries that protected the sancticity of these building? Why else would they then have swords and shields if they weren’t placed there to back people the fuck down?

Those weren’t just the ruminations of a child passing through New York City with his head to the sky. I loved this building as an adult who passed by it very often on my way to working on other municipal projects in New York City’s most disenfranchised borough. If Staten Island was forgotten then the Bronx was outright ignored. Even during the go-go economic boom of the Clinton-era (error?) the Bronx still remained the step-child of the five boroughs.

Buildings like the courthouse were in woeful states of disrepair and negligence. Part of the thinking for administrators surely has to be the idea of fixing up buildings for a populace of the nation’s poorest per capita. Would the people even appreciate having a building like this one converted into a multi-use community center? The old courthouse sits at the intersection of 161st Street and Third Avenue. Slightly to the west of this landmark on 161st and River Ave sits a billion dollar cathedral to baseball.

As the Bronx slowly revitalizes itself Lady Justice patiently awaits her makeover.

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Twitter Gets You Fired…

Wednesday, March 25th, 2009

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Digital social networks are still somewhat of a mystery to the world at large. Some folks in my old neighborhood have been signing up to a Ning site which connects all the folks that grew up in Corona Queens next to Shea Stadium. I have been a little leery to join in the fun since these are cats that NEVER used computers before. They weren’t even MySpace users. So that lets you know how far behind these folks are.

The current darling of digital social networking is Twitter. It’s so popular that FaceBook redesigned their pages to imitate the Twitter profiles. Twitter is what the internets were created for. Experts speak freely with people that are passionate about those same subjects. There are a few skirmishes but the discourse is generally positive, or at least it is congenial. The mainstream media’s response to twitter has been to provoke fear in the free exchange of ideas.

Twitter gets you fired in 140 characters or less

No one gets fired for the shit they do on a computer*.

* provided you aren’t doing any kiddie pr0n bullshit

People get fired for the shit they do OFF the computer.

Hi-Rises Stand Tall While Real Estate Falls…

Tuesday, March 17th, 2009

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Here’s a supreme article about the declining fortunes of one of the families of real estate barons here in New York City.

Clash of the Utopias

The TISHMAN-SPEYER corporation purchased the Stuyvesant Town – Peter Cooper Village from Metropolitan Life back in 2006. When the value of real estate tumbled because of the bubble being broken, their fortune took a direct punch in the mouth. It’s just deserts for them too. New York City is controlled by a tiny group of families that own the majority of the land we use.

One of the first “so called” improvements the TISHMAN-SPEYER developers started to do after their purchase was to plant trees all over the open lawn spaces. The longtime tenants and residents hated this change because it removed the sight lines from the interior courtyard that had existed previously. Didn’t we just have a discussion regarding the benefits of design when considering high rise developments?

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The open lawn area at Stuy Town is perfect for picnics during the summer and other outdoor activities all year around. The reason that Stuy Town works as a high rise development modeled after Le CORBUSIER’s master architectural plans is because of the core values of the residents. Even during the KOCH Administration, New York City’s lowest period for economics and morality, the Stuyvesant Town – Peter Cooper Village remained a haven for its residents.

It wasn’t because Black folks weren’t allowed in either. It remained safe because poor people weren’t allowed in. Poor people are devalued and disenfranchised and this causes them to devalue the things they come into contact with. Poor people are disproportionately accosted by the police. This makes poor people angry and volatile. Poor people were barred from entering this community because of all the ways that they are marginalized and mistreated and the residents of Stuy Town didn’t want to live that way either.

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Peep the aerial photo of Stuy Town. The buildings layout forms an almost castle like barricade from the rest of the city. The ills of the East Village didn’t penetrate Stuy Town.

It remains to be seen if the TISHMAN SPEYER family will be able to continue to manage this crucial property in Manhattan. The developers have been converting many of the buildings into dormitories because the kids that go to New York University generally have parents that can foot the bill for their children’s living expenses. You all know how kids treat dormitory rooms right? These buildings could look like shit within the decade. The economic downturn could force the developers to admit tenants into the housing complex that have serious economic challenges. Like Section 8 users. That is when Stuyvesant Town becomes Co-Op City.

Co-Op City is the world’s largest cooperative residential housing development. Co-Op City is 4x the size of Stuyvesant Town – Peter Cooper Village(see voided area in image below). Co-Op City fell the fuck off when they were forced to accept poor tenants into the development. The poor tenants mixed with those who had middle-class aspirations and they made the two groups unidentifiable. Now everyone that lives in Co-Op City is considered working class (read: poor). The economy is about to make all of working class. When that happens there won’t be any residential development that will be safe.

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The Most Hip-Hop Magazine Is…

Tuesday, February 10th, 2009

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BILLY X. SUNDAY says its not who you think…

I’m poring over the magazine rack at the supermarket when I come across this chunky magazine that looks like one of those hip fashion rags. Its obviously for cool motherfuckers like myself because the cover photo has a snowboarder jacket featured along with a pair of my favorite sneakers, the Nike Dunks. I pick the magazine up and the shit is brawlic. Like you know those mags that should be hardbound because they are so heavy? These dudes are using some good ass paper too.

I love magazines that are printed in such a hardbody fashion that they will last a few years of me flipping through the pages. On some coffee table shit where the magazine can be used as the table. These are the joints that are built like reference books so you can consult them for the the next several months instead of finding out what the flavor of the week. Flavor of the week is just the flavor of the weak. Do you homos dig my homonyms? Anyhoo…

So the mag was called Antenna and the shit was filled with streetwear ads that looked like eye candy for those of us fuxing with shit like Stussy, or G-Shock or Motorola. The features were about the next season’s shoes, t-shirts and gadgets and the twenty-somethings, thirty-somethings that design all of this slick shit. I was impressed with the content as much as I was attracted to the ads. To tell you the truth they all seemed to meld into one linear path and I didn’t even mind. You know how the ads can sometimes appear forced into a magazine? Not in this shit. Everything was all together like gumbo.

So now I had to go a little deeper to find out who was putting this dope shit out. When a nigga like me goes through a publication that is so visually exciting the next thing I am thinking is that I want to work for whoever is publishing this joint because they obviously know what the fuck is really good. Holy shit! Haha. Antenna mag is published by the people at Harris. The same folks putting out a shitload of gun fanatic magazines and even XXL. Where the hell do they keep all the cool motherfuckers doing this Antenna mag shit? No one in the XXL offices is this fucking cool. Well there is Daytwon, and there is Carl, and there is… Nah, that’s it.

These clowns doing the Antenna mag are more Hip-Hop than the people doing XXL, which in all fairness focuses primarily of the music facet of Hip-Hop which is rap while eschewing the other elements of Hip-Hop. Damn, I want to work for the Antenna people. They aren’t looking at what’s now. They are fucking with what’s next. Streetwear culture has surpassed Hip-Hop culture in content and marketability. It’s what Hip-Hop used to be before the music industry commodified rap music. Streetwear culture is active and inclusive, while Hip-Hop culture now looks like Jay-Z standing on stage. Stiff and immobile.

I fux with streetwear culture because I can listen to my rock music and my rap and whatever the else I fucking like to hear. My friends can be of all different races and most of them are half white and half ______________ (insert ethnicity/race of choice). This is the future of America party people. Antenna will be our magazine too. I’m just mad this shit only drops quarterly.