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CLOWN ‘DEEZ NUTZ ‘YA BUM!?!

Monday, April 16th, 2007

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I wonder which rapper DON IMUS bumps on his ranch for disabled Black kids? I’m a little upset that IMUS was canned so quickly before the discussion ever came to focus on the people that underwrite the entertainers that use the same language. I can tell you that the same corporation that syndicated the IMUS show on television makes a shiiteload of scrilla from pop radio rap music. I can see why they were so eager to throw the old man under the bus. They didn’t want DON IMUS to let slip who really profits from mainstream media misogyny and supremacy.

General Electric is the company at the top of the food chain. They own everything. They prah’lee own this blog. In 1876, they stole LEWIS LATIMER’s incandescent light bulb patent design. One hundred years later in 1976, General Electric won a class action lawsuit filed by female employees who were upset that the company’s disability benefits specifically excluded preganancy. General Electric owns the patent for the word ‘nigger’.

Are y’all ready to boycott General Electric? I know I sound crazy don’t I? I won’t be mad at you if you are afraid. This is DAVID versus Goliath and I don’t have any illusions that these dudes could crush me without blinking an eyelid, but I will do it in order to remove trash like LIL’ WANG from the airwaves. This is going to be a sacrifice for me too since I love ’30 Rock’, ‘The Office’ and ‘Heroes’. I also have to stop listening to music by Ghostface and KANYE WEST. Since I don’t have a toaster or microwave in the crib and my refrig and oven aren’t G.E. I’m not doing too bad. Gotta go back and check the dishwasher, but I think I’m good there too. Now the only problem I have is that everything else in the world is run by equipment that General Electric holds the patents for. Peep G.E.’s wiki-page. I told you these niggers prah’lee own the word ‘nigger’.

The revolution will not be televised, and it will have to be planned by candlelight.

RESPECT THE ARCHITECTS…

Tuesday, April 10th, 2007

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I always use images from my favorite comicbook artist JOHN BYRNE and FRANK MILLER when I am discussing comics and their storytelling, but I have only hinted at the artist that gave birth to both of their styles. NEAL ADAMS was one of the great graphic storytellers that comics has ever known. He took the art to another level from the classic predecessors JACK KIRBY, JOE SIMON and STEVE DITKO. He was the pioneer that took comicbooks from being campy kids play into the aspect of adult entertainment.

I first found NEAL ADAMS work during my X-Men collecting heydays. He drew a series of books before the original title was put on hiatus. His details were so fucking killer. He would draw a close up of a character yelling and you could see the linework in the character’s teeth. NEAL ADAMS also broke through the traditional story board framework that comics employed by illustrating characters stretching and arching all over a page. His work suggested movement like no one else did on a flat two-dimensional plane.

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The other thing that NEAL ADAMS did with his writing partner DENNIS O’NEILL was to bring current adult themes into their storylines. Batman became darker and more brooding. Green Arrow and Green Lantern weren’t just fighting super-powered bad guys either. They were battling drug dealers and racism. ADAMS brought his sense of politics and justice into his art way back in the 60’s. FRANK MILLER would do the same almost twenty years later.

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NEAL ADAMS touched all the iconic heroes that DC Comics had under their banner. He drew tons of Green Lantern Green Arrow issues and even did some work on Superman. Though I am mostly fond of his Batman artwork which went against the campy, clownish Batman character that was popular during the 1960’s due to the televison program. NEAL ADAMS’ Batman was a dark, determined bruiser. The Joker character under ADAMS became more of a violent sociopath as well. This theme inspired future artists and storytellers to design these iconic characters as complex and conflicted individuals. No one surpasses MILLER’s treatment of Batman in the ‘Dark Knight Returns’ series, but you can see how he literally and figuratively used NEAL ADAMS’ pencil lines to trace the outline for his epoch epic.

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SUPREMACY = AMERICA’s FAVORITE PASTIME

Friday, April 6th, 2007

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Editor’s note: 40 DIESEL comes through and drops his thoughts on MLB Opening Day 2007 and the national game of racism of which America wears the World Championship rings.

I got no beef with Barry Bonds. If he breaks Hammerin’ Hank’s record I’ll stand and salute that man. In fact I’ll start scouring eBay for a 6XL Giants jersey to unmercilessly flaunt. Am I a fan of Barry? Hell I’m not even a fan of baseball. I roll with Barry because he’s about to snatch the crown of the biggest “Eff You” a brother has pulled off in a while. Ray Lewis? Nope, because they expect us to kill each other. Kobe Bryant? That broad was lying from jump. In fact, Barry might even be bigger than OJ because technically he’s done nothing illegal. I’ll get to Barry & Orenthal in a minute.

Baseball to me has always been a microcosm of America. I mean hell they don’t call it “America’s Game” on accident. Baseball in a sense was the first Hip-Hop for many people looking to advance themselves in the socio-economic realm through entertainment in America. It was the sport that with talent and luck you could move yourself out of the sticks and start that life for your family and generations after you if you handled your money right. It didn’t involve a college education or some predestined place on the class hierarchy, it was a bat, ball, glove, and a field to play. So with that Americans flocked in mass to baseball over the last 125 years, causing a financial boon for the owners, players, and leagues way before the other major sports in the United States were able to gain an economic foothold on the entertainment landscape.

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Knowing they had a good thing and the desire from owners and players to preserve that the professional leagues of baseball quickly moved from a national intramural league to group of well run franchises who worked with each other to provide the finest athletic entertainment possible for their fans. With no real competitors, American baseball transcended just what went on on the field but ingrained itself in the growing forms of media that provided the American poplace with its news, entertainment and other information. You didn’t have to be at the park anymore, you could follow stats in the boxscores listed in local newspapers, the birth of “the sports writer” came into play, for a nickel you could go see a game replayed on a movie reel, and when the advent of affordable radio came in the American home baseball was there. With every new form of media that grew in America baseball took steps with it, and to keep its fan base – baseball needed to reflect America.

If the knock on steroids is that if gives players an unfair advantage over the other competitors then lets start with the earliest form of it. Good ole institutional American racism (America’s “other” game). Now I’m not about to start on some maudlin solioquy about “The White Man” but sports experts across the board agree that alot of the records of segregated baseball would not have existed or had the duration they had if the game was integrated. There are many schools of thought that can academically argue that everyone would be chasing Josh Gibson not George Ruth for the home run record. There are also schools of thought (including some of his contempararies) that the Babe himself would flunk a DNA entrance exam to MLB. Conspiracy theories aside the fact of the matter the playing field was not level and it would never be when you really examine the practices of Major League Baseball.

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But is anything ever fair? Does America really have a right to pull a holier than thou on anything? Baseball like America has always been corrupt from the White Sox and “Shoeless” Joe Jackson, the trials of Jackie Robinson, the coked up ’80s, Pete Rose gambling, to the steroid era of today. I would go as far to say that baseball encourages controlled cheating as much as insider trading on Wall Street and supplying rebels with inner city drug profits. Cheating IS America, from Peter Minut’s $24 land grab of Manhattan on down its what we do as a country, its how we got to the top. They say behind every fortune is a crime, well we wipe our collectively wealthy asses with our rap sheet. There is a loophole though – its NOT cheating if you’re not being blatant about it or you’re part of the preapproved cabal that’s in on the scheme. So with this logic firmly in-tow you can develop huge amounts of corruption knowing as long as everyone involved knows the eye-winks and secret handshakes and the brotherhood mulitplies and they all enjoy the spoils of war. Great stats, great careers, and most importantly BIG CHECKS FOR EVERYONE!!!

Then like every other shadowy organization someone gets too big, and draws the suspicions of the outsiders and authorities. People get nosey, participants get itchy and either the transgressor(s) is internally silenced, or becomes public enemy #1 of the other side. The watershed moment happens when someone who’s NOT SUPPOSED to benefit from the gentleman’s agreement winds up not only benefiting but excels and destroys the old guard of the current system. I had mentioned Barry & OJ and how their trials and tribulations are alot more similar than one would care to realize. The Juice used his GREEN to up end the legal “gray” space of “black-white” litigation. He was charged for offing some American Glory, and got away with it. UNPRECEDENTED. Now we have B Dubbz B who has killed off another American institution and will get away with it because he did it within the parameters of the rules that were designated “legally” by MLB. So what does this lead to? Public outcry and they both become the Frankenstein’s monster chased by the torch waiving national sports media. So now that the agreement has been tampered with the gentlemancy goes along with it.

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In my mind Barry B is a steroid using curmedgeon who’s terseness with the media has come back to haunt him. Does that warrant a complete invalidation of what he’s done and asterisking every record from here on out? Hell to the no. Is he an asshole? Probably. Misunderstood? Maybe. Evil? Doubt it. Smart? Better believe it, and history proves they got away for dealing with the smarty-arts. Had this been McGwire or Sammy Sosa (his Tattoo) would this be an issue? Not so much. This has become a new age lynch mob determined to get our generation’s Jack Johnson. So with the 60th Anniversary of my hero Jackie Robinson’s Major League debut, lets reflect on where we REALLY stand with blacks and America’s Pasttime. I dare not even sully Jack Roosevelt Robinson’s (and his regal wife Rachel) legacy by equating his struggles with Barry Bonds but it makes me ask have the jeers and slurs from the stands been replaced by media outlets and reporters?

Barry ain’t gotta do nothing but hit homers, stay black, and die. Pretty easy order if you ask me. Hammerin’ Hank, I ask that you and Willie Mays hold down your youngin’ when he breaks the record, because we know Bud and the MLB Good Ole Boys Club are gonna try and distance themselves as much as possible. Funny how things change, 10 years ago America was crapping its pants over Big Mac and Sosa surpassing Maris. Now they’re crapping their pants because Barry is gonna pass them all…

REST IN PEACE EDDIE ROBINSON. You don’t get enough credit as a builder of men for all those years!

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Paul Wall Is Blacker Than Most Of You Niggas…

Friday, March 23rd, 2007

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Editor’s note: BILLY SUNDAY doesn’t have too many friends at XXLMAG dot com because he writes shit like this…

Since February is on the wrap up I thought I should squeeze in a drop or two for Black History Month. It’s not like you humps are gonna open a book anytime this millennium anyhoo. Here’s a quick question for some of you wannabe hardbody clowns posing behind your iMacs. How many of you dudes are gonna keep it really real and marry a Black woman? Seriously, by choice? I don’t mean like if you had no choice which most of you broke cats will understand, I mean if you had rapper cake or lottery scrilla and you could chose any ethnicity you wanted. How many of you would still eff with a “sista”?!?

Paul Wall had a choice and he chose a Black chick. A thick Black chick at that, not even some video ho and you know he has access to them broads too. I give Paul Wall credit for that even if they end up getting divorced when he finally gets away from the phoney baloney Swishahouse Asylum Atlantic paper and steps up to some Interscope Sony Universal bread. The main thing is that he kept it real from the gate. Nobody can take that away from him. One of the reasons that Paul Wall was able to be a man and give vows to a Black woman is because he wasn’t “bitchmade”. I know a lot of you dudes flagrantly exploit that language around these comments sections and I wonder if y’all know what it means. A bitchmade dude is someone that was raised by their moms and/or their grandmoms without a male figure present.

It’s easy to spot bitchmade dudes in the comments sections because they are the types of people that have a hard time accepting truth without emotion. They also be the first cats to shout out expletives and other derogatory remarks when they can’t keep the pace in a dialogue or debate. It’s not their fault either but they were taught how to frame their communications in the style of a woman. Let’s understand the difficulty that a woman faces when trying to raise children by herself. She doesn’t have too many options for economic stability in front of her so her morals and values when they are related to money will generally be loose and desperate. Get rich by any means necessary or die trying is what these women instill in their children. So is it any wonder that someone trying to break into the entertainment business will do whatever he thinks the corporate bosses want him to do?

I’m gonna stop killing these rappers that spit utter claptrap on these mixtapes because some of them have grown up watching their moms put mad lotion on wild niggas ballsachs just to put a peanut butter sardine sandwich inside of their Jansports. That shit is really real right there, but you never hear that shit on no rap song. You never hear a rap song where they big up fathers either. Other than that homo-erotic shit that Weezy has with Baby. Maybe there’s one or two songs out there but most of the shit is always on some ‘Dear Momma’ shit. This is why I give Paul Wall his props because he is definitely gonna be a father to his children. So when his kids get grown and they have to choose between being shitbags that will do anything for paper, or being grown folks who can negotiate the moral responsibility that comes with being an adult they will have the foundation in place to make that choice. There ain’t nothing wrong with being grown.

Tell me I’m lying.

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A LETTER FROM THE MANAGEMENT

Friday, March 16th, 2007

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Not that it matters as is such that nothing really matters, but anyhoo, take it for what you want. I appreciate when some of you post comments into threads that relate to your comment, because your comments are a part of the website. When you leave a comment in thread that is related through content it allows the discussion of that content to continue, dare I say, indefinitely. I just left a comment on a blog post that was started on September 7th, 2005.

I suppose this is my fault too since I have never really discussed this site. Blame the elitist fuck light-skin’ded neggar in me for that miscommunication underslight (my word bitches). I have a little search window just above the FireFox flag on the suicide bar of this site (if you just understood any part of that last sentence – you’re high or retarded, or both).

Use that search bar to look up anything in the world. If you can think of something that isn’t mentioned on this site you win FREE DP Dot Com shit. Not actual feces since Google owns those, but shit in the colloquial possession sense. A tee shirt or something of no value unless you value it. If you spend your time here making this place look better then you have given me money. Time is money. I value your time. Consider the things that I send to you small thank yous.