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NEW KIDS ON THE BLOG

Sunday, April 23rd, 2006

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True story is that some of these folks have held down their block on the internets longer than DP dot com, but I just got tuned into their sites so they are kind of new to me. They are all listed on my blogroll, but if you are short on time here is the skinny on why I am checking for these sites.


BETTER THAN YOURS
– The veteran of this group is led by JEROME BAKER. This site covers everything that the hip-hop movement should know about. Music, entertainment, fashion and the internets down-low(no brokeback) info. It makes you smarter like staying at a Holiday Inn Express.

CONCRETE LOOP – Far from rookie status, C.L. is one of the internets M.V.P.’s. I steal her celebrity pictures often because of their quality and resolution. The LOOP just revamped their site something major. The new site uploads quicker and she posts new items several times daily so if you need a fix on celebrity gossip this site will be your red top crack vial.

PATTYOPOLIS – One part of the West Coast Blogging Hotties cartel. PATTY loves to engage her readers on a personal and humorous level. She will openly discuss a bad date and include some embarrassing details and then ask the reader to recount their own miscues in love and life. It’s a dope technique for bringing people out of their respective closets (no BB for me, closets are for all my clothes).

MODEL MINORITY – How about a blog site that dissects all kinds of topics from rap music to racism? How about a site that is written from a female perspective? A few weeks ago I asked the folks at Model Minority what was up with the picture of Hottentot Venus in their sites header. The lead writer answered with a post about the story of Hottentot Venus and her modern day reincarnation, BUFFIE the Body. Good shit.

BRONX RAP dot com – BR dot C is a true internets rookie. In only a few months on the web I have seen some dope vintage music videos from PETE ROCK and the D.I.T.C. crew. I hope that he keeps up the good work and keeps raiding the YouTube archives. He also laced me with the KARINNE ‘SUPERHEAD’ STEFFANS p0nro flick. Nah’Mean?!?

AMADEO SOGNI – Another veteran that I just got up on (no brokeback, as always). AMADEO approaches serious discourse about love and social isues. Of late he has fashioned a few lists that beg your time. Because of him I was inspired to go get a haircut and groom myself better.

BIOCHEMICAL SLANG
– Check this brother’s site A.S.A.P. Homeboy has a good musicology sensibility as it relates to the past, present and future. Not too many cats in the game are still giving shine to BILL WITHERS and DONNIE HATHAWAY. This dude could be ‘Rookie of the Year’.

All Day I Dream About Sneakers

Saturday, April 22nd, 2006

leather lavers

A few weeks ago I shipped off to Philadelphia with the entire website staff. We were going away for a TONY ROBBINS seminar and another motivational speech to be given at our very own website staff meeting. Things for the site are looking up. We have almost thirty subscribers to our YouTube videos even though we haven’t released any new material since last year. The website has finally reached double digits in regular readership… okay, that’s not exactly true, we fluctuate between nine to ten.

Philadelphia should be interesting. It’s been years since I crossed through that city for anything other than Negro nonsense. What year was the NBA All-Star game in Philly? That would have been the last time. Oh yeah, peace out to FENDI and BEAST for hooking everybody up with the employee discount at the Wyndham. I decided to wear my Adidas ROD LAVER leathers for the trip. I haven’t worn any Adidas shoes for months now and since I was going O.T. I figured I could cheat on my main squeeze a little. Since I’m 37yrs old and this year is the 37th anniversary of LAVER winning his second grand slam I thought I should pay the man some respect.

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ROD LAVER leathers might be the cleanest and classiest tennis shoes around. I have a pair of Tretorns and because they are canvas they pick up dirt as if they were magnets. The K-Swiss all white leathers are also classics but they are cliche too. Something like faux preppy letterman sweaters. NIKE tennis shoes are just too technical, and not enough casual. I wanted to get my laid back style poppin’ and I wanted to have a shoe that you could walk the strip in. The great thing about the LAVER leathers is that they can be wiped off, whereas the LAVER mesh can never be cleaned. Eventually they get so beat down that you just have to leave them on the street for a homeless person to pick up.

Speaking of homeless people, I fit right in with the local Philly population. Everyone has a beard, even the women. The homeless people don’t look much different from the average person. The only difference being that the homeless people ask you for money. As we walked through center city and asked random strangers for directions it was strange that no one seemed to want to answer us. Did we look like tourists? Or were these people some homogeneous race of alien beings in human form. I should have exclaimed, “Take me to your leader!” Where is the love Philadelphia?!?

I love lavers

So after our staff meeting was done with(more on that later) we were able to go back out and explore the city. The intern found the prison were LIL’ KIM was staying. Since he isn’t on her list of friends he was denied access. There isn’t too much else going on in Philly as far as culture and free shit. There is like some old broken bell that people have to pay to see and some other pre-historic nonsense that I won’t even bother to mention. Everyone from the state of Pennsylvania seems to congregate on South Street. With tons of chicks from Temple and UPenn on the stroll the intern was right inside his wheelhouse now. I found a few sneaker spots, but there was nothing exclusive and nothing in my size. At least the Adidas store provided some free entertainment.

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The Adidas store was throwing a party to campaign for their new Adicolor item. These are Adidas Superstar shoes that have a removable color insert that you can change to match our outfit. Like the old school Power or Kaepa cheerleading sneakers. I guess that would be cool if you were a chick on the school spirit team, but for a dude this seems kind of teh ghey. That was my boy DJ 007 doing his thing. He begged me to take him out of Philly to some place that was really popping, but I told him that there is a strict caste system in the world when it comes to deejays and he wasn’t allowed to try and elevate his caste level. It would mess up the whole universal balance greenhouse eco-system or something. Poor guy, he will stuck doing proms in Camden, N.J. for the rest of his life.

philly at nite

Philadelphia was really pretty at night, but that was more a function of C.S. sporting her new lingerie than anything else. No new sneaker acquisitions were made, but I wouldn’t rule out a return visit especially for a LIL’ KIM ‘Get Out of Jail’ party.

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Dark Knight Artwork

Friday, April 21st, 2006

sienkiewicz batman

Take a minute to peep this dude BILL SIENKIEWICZ’ website. Some of you might remember dude from his work back in the days on Moon Knight and the New Mutants. He’s also done some wild dope paintings of Batman.

sienkiewicz batman

Elektra the Assassin

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And one of my favorite album covers of all time – RZA’s ‘Bobby Digital’
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The Dark Knight Returns: 20th Anniversary

Wednesday, April 19th, 2006

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Twenty years ago one of the greatest examples of graphic literature was created. FRANK MILLER’s Batman epic ‘The Dark Knight Returns‘ is a well-crafted masterpiece of psychoanalytical storytelling on par with DOSTOEVSKY or POE. Actually, EDGAR ALLEN would be extremely proud of the story that describes a retired crimefighter’s last attempt to save Gotham City.

What makes the story so good is that we get to see the pathology of the caped crusader and realize his connection to the people that he battles with. Forced out of retirement at 50 years of age we get to experience his self doubts and his past regrets. He cannot exist without the demon inside of himself. Batman is a tormented and gritty sociopath just like his arch enemies, Two-Face and the Joker.

FRANK MILLER illustrates the graphic novel in the same noir prose that he employed for the ‘Sin City’ series. Gotham City is bathed in shadows and darkness twenty four hours a day. There are no heroes left in this city and even the caped crusader is viewed as a criminal because he operates far outside the parameters of the law.

The socio-economic-political statements that FRANK MILLER describes in the fictitious Gotham City resonate loudly today in real life because we are still looking for heroes to show to us what our moral responsibilities to each other should be. There won’t be any Batman or Superman to rescue us from ourselves. We are going to have to battle our demons alone.

Reservations in the Sky: CO-OP CITY

Monday, April 17th, 2006

co-op city

I spent a lot of time when I was young in the care of my grandparents, particularly my great-grandmother. To this day she is probably my single most powerful connection to GOD. If you have a grandmother and she loves you a lot then multiply that feeling exponentially. There isn’t a more developmentally encouraging person that I can think of for someone under 5 years of age.

The GOD reference was apropo too since my great-grandmother lived on the 25th floor of her apartment building and you couldn’t convice me otherwise that her apartment wasn’t Heaven. On a foggy overcast morning if you looked out the window you looked down on the clouds. They were so thick and cumulus that some kids thought they could ride them away. Unfortunately back then the city had no laws requiring child safety bars for hi-rise apartment building windows and every so often a mother’s anguished banshee wail would echo through the cavernous canyons of buildings. I guess you can’t have Heaven if there is no Hell.

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My great-grandmother knew that she didn’t have to worry about me losing my sense of perspective even at that early age. She kept me busy with her cooked food, her card games and her love for mystery novels. She was an avid reader and I don’t even recall her watching anything on television, except when she let me watch Sesame Street. Her transistor radio in the kitchen was never turned off, but it was never too loud either. Just a calm sound that couldn’t replace the din of an energetic three year old. True story is that I don’t remember being three years old, but I remember my great-grandmother. I remember her voice and I remember her food.

My great-grandma was old school before I had even gone to school. Great-grandma was born on the island of Nevis in 1894 so by the time I touched down she had already seen the best and worst of all people. Her husband was a tall Irish-American immigrant, Mr.O’LOUGHLIN, who was renowned for threatening all the neighborhood rapscallions that might gaze for too long at any of his daughters or nieces. Mr.O’LOUGHLIN passed away when I was too young to have known him, but everyone that knows us will tell you that I have at least two of his traits. His eye for beautiful women and his oversized liver.

My great-grandmother certainly made up for any of Mr.O’LOUGHLIN’s lessons that might have been issued to me. Later in the day I would be joined by my grandmother and my grandfather. My grandmother was more or less the captain of the team that lived in Co-op City. She had all moved from my great-grandmother’s house in Queens to this brand new development in the Bronx.

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Modeled after some technologically tremendous European residential architecture(above picture), Co-op City was one of the largest housing initiatives ever created. The City housed almost sixty-thousand people in over 15,000 housing units. There were incredible amenities in this City within the city. Apartments were heated and cooled with centralized air conditioning. Each building had a multi-user laundromat. The ground floors of the apartment buildings hosted various medical offices for all the seniors that were part of the development. I think that was the appeal for my grandmother on behalf of my great-grandmother. The City’s site plan was so organized that you didn’t have to cross a street to get to the supermarket, the deli, the dry cleaners or the schools. This was from its inception a master plan that lent its design to utopian communism. Co-op City also had the greatest number of Black, Brown, Red, Yellow and white peoples living within the same zip code.

From the mind of a five year old child this was my favorite place on Earth, but under the surface of this faux forced utopia were the undercurrents of social unraveling on a grand scale. Co-op City for all of its charm and extravagance could not escape the real world right across the street. The Bronx is the poorest section of America per capita and Co-op City would not be exempted. In order for the developers of Co-op City to secure the Federal H.U.D. money to create the development there had to housing set aside for people receiving Federal and state income supplements. The developers designed the city so that this area where their ‘Section 8’ tenants would reside was separated from the primary housing block. They were provided with their own shopping cluster and primary grade schools, but the high school students would be required to travel by public bus. The area of Co-op City that housed primarily all of the developments welfare recipients was further sequestered from the larger complex by being on the opposite side of the Hutchinson River. Occasionally, the drawbridge that you had to cross to enter that section would be raised if there was a barge traveling up the river.

There was certainly a distinction made between the residents of Section 5 and the rest of the Co-op City residents in Sections 1-4 (no relation to ‘Section 8’). These differences would manifest themelves at the local high school, HARRY S. TRUMAN, where children from middle class aspiring parents comingled with the children of parent(s) who may not have shared those same values. I believe this was the failure of Co-op City and the subsequent failure of residential communities of even smaller scales. A community’s value system will be reflected by it’s most mediocre denizens, where those that have a higher value system will displace themselves or be shunted altogether. High rise apartment complexes work in European cities because they are occupied by residents who share the same class value system. There won’t be any pissing in the hallways in Glasglow, not because they are more civilized, but because that is never projected as an option to using the bathroom.

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The residents in Co-op City began to reflect the values of people that feel like they have no stake in the place that they reside. Simple issues like litter can become tremendous issues when you contemplate the magnitude of 60,000 people all living within the same 300 acres. Trust me, there’s no longer any room to breathe. Co-op City barely made it through New York City’s fiscal crisis during the 1970’s. City services like mass transit and garbage collection were severely halted. Roadway repair was also non-existant and this was an area of the Bronx that residents needed to drive to and from their jobs if they had one. Now try to imagine the resulting clamor when the mid-1980’s recession and drug explosion took hold of the city. This much ballyhooed model community was under siege. The last remaining white residents fled from Co-op City as if it were the Titanic sinking in the middle of the ocean.

The diversity that began when this city first opened its doors was no more. It was now metamorphisized into the largest Federal housing project in the country. More reflective of the southern Bronx neighborhoods like SoundView and Hunts Point as opposed to the diverse middle class western Bronx enclaves like Marble Hill and Riverdale. Co-op City is a great study in urban design and planning, but I think it serves as a better example for socio-economic trends. This is why many whites are opposed to sharing zip codes with different peoples. If the vales of new residents doesn’t at least meet those of the incumbent community you will have a loss of property value. Transversely, if new residents into a community value their property they will be able to displace the incumbent community who does not have those values.

So now when I look at high rise apartment buildings I see them as just ‘Reservations in the Sky’. Instead of giving away multi-acre tracts of land for people to establish their communities the government is stacking houses on top of one another so much like LEGO blocks.